Disclaimer: I don't own Xellos, Filia, or any other Slayers characters. If I did I'd be really happy, but I don't so oh well.
IT'S THE XELLOS AND FILIA SHOW!!!!* corny music starts playing for a while, then stops when a rather annoyed Filia and a annoyingly-cheerful Xellos come on stage*
Xellos: Welcome to the Xellos and Filia Show!
Filia: Grrrrr, why is it that HIS name is before mine?
Xellos: That's an easy one Filia-san, I'm better than you ^_^
Filia: What did you say, namagomi!!! * whips out mace-sama and attemps to bash Xellos' face in, but he teleports away*
Filia: GET BACK HERE NAMAGOMI!!!!
*Xellos doesn't come back*
Filia: *sighs* Ok, I'll put mace-sama away
Xellos: That's more like it *teleports back*
Filia: NOW can we get on with the show?
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Filia: NAMAGOMI!!!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch twitch twitch*
Xellos: *starts to teleport away*
Filia: *gives herself brain massage to help ease the headache* Ok, ok, I'm sorry, now can we please get on with the show?
Xellos: Well, why didn't you say so? *teleports back*
Announcers voice: IT'S THE XELLOS AND FILIA SHOW! *corny music starts to play and audience leaves rather quickly*
Filia: NANI!!! THE SHOWS OVER?! XELLOS!!!
*Filia transforms into a dragon*
*Janitor walks in to see a purple-haired mazoku teleporting this way and that as an egg-shaped dragon chases him around and mutters to self that he should have gone to law school like his father told him to*
The end
AN: OK so it was a little messed up but what can you expect from having a dragon and a mazoku on the same show. r/r please!
IT'S THE XELLOS AND FILIA SHOW!!!!* corny music starts playing for a while, then stops when a rather annoyed Filia and a annoyingly-cheerful Xellos come on stage*
Xellos: Welcome to the Xellos and Filia Show!
Filia: Grrrrr, why is it that HIS name is before mine?
Xellos: That's an easy one Filia-san, I'm better than you ^_^
Filia: What did you say, namagomi!!! * whips out mace-sama and attemps to bash Xellos' face in, but he teleports away*
Filia: GET BACK HERE NAMAGOMI!!!!
*Xellos doesn't come back*
Filia: *sighs* Ok, I'll put mace-sama away
Xellos: That's more like it *teleports back*
Filia: NOW can we get on with the show?
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Filia: NAMAGOMI!!!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch twitch twitch*
Xellos: *starts to teleport away*
Filia: *gives herself brain massage to help ease the headache* Ok, ok, I'm sorry, now can we please get on with the show?
Xellos: Well, why didn't you say so? *teleports back*
Announcers voice: IT'S THE XELLOS AND FILIA SHOW! *corny music starts to play and audience leaves rather quickly*
Filia: NANI!!! THE SHOWS OVER?! XELLOS!!!
*Filia transforms into a dragon*
*Janitor walks in to see a purple-haired mazoku teleporting this way and that as an egg-shaped dragon chases him around and mutters to self that he should have gone to law school like his father told him to*
The end
AN: OK so it was a little messed up but what can you expect from having a dragon and a mazoku on the same show. r/r please!
