What are you afraid of?
By Moon Dragon

Note: No matter what you read, I assure you, this IS humour! Well, I hope this is funny.
I PROMISE you that I will get on with my Trowa 1/2 story...gotta hate homework...
Warnings: A little bit of Relena bashing, but it's very neutral otherwise.
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing...nothing mine, except for this story! ^_^

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Heero Yuy looks around, but there's nothing to make out of.

The sky is velvety blue with no stars to mark its territory. Heero stands alone in a vast field with nothing in sight.

It's dark, too dark…

Heero shudders at the coldness, but it isn't the cause of the wind. Then, Heero sees a small speck.
It's a speck of white that stands out from the dark contrast. It's looming its way towards him. Closer and closer…

"WAKE UP HEERO!"

Heero snaps his eyes open and instantly reaches out for the closest object.
"ACK! Heero! It's only me!"
Heero blinks. He reached out for something nearby and it happens to be Duo's neck. Duo unfortunately is gagging at Heero's iron grip.

Heero: Hn. *releases his grip*
Duo: *gasping* God Heero! First it's your gun and then it's my neck…
Heero: You shouldn't wake me up.
Duo: Well excuse me! I'm not the one who slept in…Mr. Perfect Soldier!

Heero glances at the clock and sees that it's noon already. He silently curses himself for sleeping in. Now he's behind schedule! Heero left the matter behind. The only solution to this kind of situation is strong coffee. VERY strong coffee…
After he kicked Duo out of his room, he changes for his usual tank top and pants. Heero locks his room door after he went out and proceeds to have a late breakfast in the kitchen. Unfortunately, it's a long hallway to the kitchen and Duo starts to a have a chat.

"Heero…is there something wrong with you?" Duo asks.
Heero gives no answer, but seems to have a questioning air before him.
Duo continues on, "I mean, when I went to wake you up…you were sweating and shivering to death!"
Heero regards Duo of indifference and moves on to a certain cereal brand calling out for him.

Duo pauses in his tracks as Heero descend downstairs. "You're afraid of something, aren't you Heero? I shiver like that when I get nightmares…I'll find out, Heero. I'll find out what you're afraid of…"

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It's coming again.
Closer and closer, the white speck becomes larger in view.
Heero's eyes widen at the sight when it starts to exposed itself from the protected shell.
Long cruel nails burst out and wild hungry eyes stare right through Heero…

"HEEEERRRROOOO!"

Heero opens his eyes of pure panic before he recognizes the familiar window of a luminous sun rising.

Heero angrily yells back, "DUO! DON'T DO THAT! YOU SOUND LIKE RELENA!"

"Sorry Hee-chan!"

Heero grumbles at this morning wake-up, but comes down for breakfast like the usual routine.

However, this time it's different.

In the living room, Duo, Trowa and Wufei are waiting patiently as Quatre cooks in the kitchen. It's pretty peaceful until Heero storms in and cowers behind Duo in fright!

"It's going to get me! Stop it! STOP IT!" Heero points frantically at the direction of the kitchen

The others stare in disbelief as the perfect soldier crumbles in downfall. The trance finally ends as they rush into the kitchen to see what the fearless soldier is afraid of.

The answer lies there in Quatre's hand…

An egg.

END