Pong the legacy
Disclaimer: I have played pong but I don't own it or know who does. Who ever does, get a girl friend!
One cold lonely morning, ball was flying through the air, as usual. He dodged bat 2 and finally bat 1 one the match. Ball made his way to the middle of the pitch and waited. The question on bat 1, bat 2 and ball's lips were will he or wont he? Thankfully the user walked away.
"Ok everyone, relax" shouted ball.
Bat 1 and both score board 1 and 2 joined ball in the middle where they began to play cards.
"Where's bat 2?" said bat 1.
"Dunno" said ball, lighting a cigarette.
"He's probably sulking." said scoreboard 1.
" Can't blame him look who he's going out with" whispered ball to bat 1
"Hey I heard that!" shouted score board 1. "You guys don't know what you're missing, you ain't ever had love until you've had my love"
"Oh but I have" said ball with a sly look "you remember the Christmas party? When we had Pacman over with a couple of the aliens over?"
"Yeeesssss" she replied slowly.
"Well that weren't a bat you were with BABY!"
"You mean…?!"
"Oh yeah, and the ball man strikes again."
2 hours later and everyone's drunk as hell, bat 2 joined them about an hour ago.
"Well at least you have a job all I do is fly…" said ball to the scoreboards.
"Well I'll tr… "hicup" …ade, er trade with you any day mate" said score board 1.
"Fine then we'll tr…ade" said ball
Just then there was a clink and someone put their money in the machine.
Ball stumbled up to score board 1's place and she took his. The rest of them stumbled to their positions. Bat 1 and 2 taking each other's positions, by accident.
"Well this is the longest game e e ever" said bat 1.
As he said it score board 1 collapsed in the middle of the pitch, in a comatose.
"That'll be the tequila slammers" hiccuped bat 2. "wheres ball?" he said looking up in to the positions where the score boards would normally be.
"Oh no" said bat 1 looking towards score board 2's position.
"and the ball man strikes again"
