EDITOR'S NOTE: Hi! I just want to make fun of people off of gundamwing. That's why I'm doin'
this.
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PART 1:
Duo: Trowa, don't you want to cut your bangs sometime?
Trowa: Leave me alone, Duo.
Duo: Aaahhh! Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
Trowa: Go away.
Duo: I think someone needs a hug!
Trowa: Leave me alone or I'll get my gundam and destroy you.
Duo: Isn't that cute?! He's threatening! Aaaaaa.....You're not serious enough to do something
like that, are you, Trowa?
Trowa: Yes, I am.
Duo: (GULP) The-The-Then...W-Why...D-Do...Y-Y-You...A-Alwa-Always...P-Pick...O-On...M-Me!?! (He's
scared, can you tell?)
Trowa: I don't always peck on you. I never peck on anyone.
Duo: (in a whisper) Oh brother!!!
Trowa: Huh?
Duo: I didn't say "peck".
Trowa: Then, what did you say?
Duo: Pick!
Trowa: (blushes) Oh. (laughs very weirdly)
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PART 2:
Relena: Heero...I'm right over here so come and get me!!!
Heero: I'm right behind you.
Relena: (gasps) Heero...You scared me.
Heero: That's my job.
Relena: Oh. (bummed, cantchya' tell?)
Heero: Now what was that about coming to get you?
Relena: Oh. It was nothing. (laughs a little)
Heero: Well, I've got you now, baby!!!
Relena: How dare you call me baby!!!
Heero: No No NO! You got the wrong idea!
Relena: (lightens up a little) Huh? (Puzzled look on face)
Heero: I meant, I want to be with you.
Relena: Oh my gosh! Are you sick or something!?! I'll call the docter and...
Heero: I'm Fine!
Relena: Ok. (they start makin' out) (as in ummm...how should I put this...) (...Oh! By doin' it)
Relena: But, I thought you hated me.
Heero: Not anymore.
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Ok. Got a little carried away there. Anyway, ummmmm, enjoy the next part.
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PART 3:
Wufei: I won't do the laundry for the BOTH of us.
Sally: What's on your mind?
Wufei: None of your buisness.
Sally: (dumps her dirty clothes in his dirty clothes pile)
Wufei: GET YOUR BRAS AND PANTIES AWAY FORM MY CLOTHES!!!
Sally: Ooohhhhh. Underwear problems, is it? That can be fixed. Just do my laundry, and you'll
be used to it just like that!
Wufei: I won't do anyone's LAUNDRY!!!
Sally: You mean, you won't even do your own laundry?
Wufei: Shut up and leave already, would ya'?
Sally: Alright. (leaves her clothes in his room)
Wufei: AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES TOO!!!
Sally: (laughs real quietly out the door)
Wufei: That butt. Now she'll have to do her own laundry, 'cause I'm not.
(5 days later)
Sally: Oooohhh my gosh! What did you do to your room, Wufei!?!
Wufei: (walks in where she is with one of those stink mask things on) I won't do your laundry.
Sally: Then I won't do yours!!!
Wufei: Fine, woman!
Sally: Fine, man! (they finally took care of things) (...and got rid of the oders...) (...In
they're clothes, anyway!)
Wufei: Why does it still stink in here?
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PART 4:
Quatre: Trowa, I'm so glad you're my friend!
Trowa: Don't get too excited, or you'll start turning into Duo.
Quatre: (tries to hold his laughter, but can't help it)
Trowa: Quatre, you're an idiot.
Quatre: Ooooo! Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
Trowa: I told you you would turn into Duo.
Quatre: You're right. What's to become of me now?
Trowa: I guess we'll just have to find out.
Quatre-Duo: Someone needs a teletubie hug!
Trowa: Shut up, Quatre.
Quatre: You got to help me, Trowa!
Trowa: I'm sorry. I can't.
Quatre: You mean, I'm gonna' stay like this for the rest of my life!?!
Trowa: Maybe.
Quatre: CRAP!!!
Trowa: (laughs real quietly at Quatre)
Quatre-Duo: Is something funny? Oh, man! I musta' mist it.
Trowa: (stops laughing) Shut up, you fool.
Quatre: Help me, please!!!
Trowa: I can't, I already told you that. Now, go away, Duo! Be removed from Quatre's soul and
return to your own.....Be Gone!!!
Quatre: Huh? Oh! Thank you, Trowa! How can I ever repay you!?!
Trowa: By shutting up the whole rest of your life.
Quatre: Ok! Anything for you!
Trowa: I said shut the heck up!
Quatre: Ok. Aaaaaa, Trowa? How did you do it, anyway?
Trowa: I'll tell you later, now shut up.
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EDITOR'S NOTE: (laughing) Ok! That was a funny one, don't you think? Anyway, there's a lot more
to come, and yes I know I got carried away in a few of them, anyway, they'll keep comin', and I
hope you keep readin' them!
this.
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PART 1:
Duo: Trowa, don't you want to cut your bangs sometime?
Trowa: Leave me alone, Duo.
Duo: Aaahhh! Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
Trowa: Go away.
Duo: I think someone needs a hug!
Trowa: Leave me alone or I'll get my gundam and destroy you.
Duo: Isn't that cute?! He's threatening! Aaaaaa.....You're not serious enough to do something
like that, are you, Trowa?
Trowa: Yes, I am.
Duo: (GULP) The-The-Then...W-Why...D-Do...Y-Y-You...A-Alwa-Always...P-Pick...O-On...M-Me!?! (He's
scared, can you tell?)
Trowa: I don't always peck on you. I never peck on anyone.
Duo: (in a whisper) Oh brother!!!
Trowa: Huh?
Duo: I didn't say "peck".
Trowa: Then, what did you say?
Duo: Pick!
Trowa: (blushes) Oh. (laughs very weirdly)
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PART 2:
Relena: Heero...I'm right over here so come and get me!!!
Heero: I'm right behind you.
Relena: (gasps) Heero...You scared me.
Heero: That's my job.
Relena: Oh. (bummed, cantchya' tell?)
Heero: Now what was that about coming to get you?
Relena: Oh. It was nothing. (laughs a little)
Heero: Well, I've got you now, baby!!!
Relena: How dare you call me baby!!!
Heero: No No NO! You got the wrong idea!
Relena: (lightens up a little) Huh? (Puzzled look on face)
Heero: I meant, I want to be with you.
Relena: Oh my gosh! Are you sick or something!?! I'll call the docter and...
Heero: I'm Fine!
Relena: Ok. (they start makin' out) (as in ummm...how should I put this...) (...Oh! By doin' it)
Relena: But, I thought you hated me.
Heero: Not anymore.
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Ok. Got a little carried away there. Anyway, ummmmm, enjoy the next part.
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PART 3:
Wufei: I won't do the laundry for the BOTH of us.
Sally: What's on your mind?
Wufei: None of your buisness.
Sally: (dumps her dirty clothes in his dirty clothes pile)
Wufei: GET YOUR BRAS AND PANTIES AWAY FORM MY CLOTHES!!!
Sally: Ooohhhhh. Underwear problems, is it? That can be fixed. Just do my laundry, and you'll
be used to it just like that!
Wufei: I won't do anyone's LAUNDRY!!!
Sally: You mean, you won't even do your own laundry?
Wufei: Shut up and leave already, would ya'?
Sally: Alright. (leaves her clothes in his room)
Wufei: AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES TOO!!!
Sally: (laughs real quietly out the door)
Wufei: That butt. Now she'll have to do her own laundry, 'cause I'm not.
(5 days later)
Sally: Oooohhh my gosh! What did you do to your room, Wufei!?!
Wufei: (walks in where she is with one of those stink mask things on) I won't do your laundry.
Sally: Then I won't do yours!!!
Wufei: Fine, woman!
Sally: Fine, man! (they finally took care of things) (...and got rid of the oders...) (...In
they're clothes, anyway!)
Wufei: Why does it still stink in here?
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PART 4:
Quatre: Trowa, I'm so glad you're my friend!
Trowa: Don't get too excited, or you'll start turning into Duo.
Quatre: (tries to hold his laughter, but can't help it)
Trowa: Quatre, you're an idiot.
Quatre: Ooooo! Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
Trowa: I told you you would turn into Duo.
Quatre: You're right. What's to become of me now?
Trowa: I guess we'll just have to find out.
Quatre-Duo: Someone needs a teletubie hug!
Trowa: Shut up, Quatre.
Quatre: You got to help me, Trowa!
Trowa: I'm sorry. I can't.
Quatre: You mean, I'm gonna' stay like this for the rest of my life!?!
Trowa: Maybe.
Quatre: CRAP!!!
Trowa: (laughs real quietly at Quatre)
Quatre-Duo: Is something funny? Oh, man! I musta' mist it.
Trowa: (stops laughing) Shut up, you fool.
Quatre: Help me, please!!!
Trowa: I can't, I already told you that. Now, go away, Duo! Be removed from Quatre's soul and
return to your own.....Be Gone!!!
Quatre: Huh? Oh! Thank you, Trowa! How can I ever repay you!?!
Trowa: By shutting up the whole rest of your life.
Quatre: Ok! Anything for you!
Trowa: I said shut the heck up!
Quatre: Ok. Aaaaaa, Trowa? How did you do it, anyway?
Trowa: I'll tell you later, now shut up.
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EDITOR'S NOTE: (laughing) Ok! That was a funny one, don't you think? Anyway, there's a lot more
to come, and yes I know I got carried away in a few of them, anyway, they'll keep comin', and I
hope you keep readin' them!
