Disclaim: Look, if you honestly think I own So Weird or Westlife,
I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. (A.K.A. Yeah right. I own nothing.)
" Ok, so you
mean your going back home after two years and no one, not even your mom knows
you're coming?" Fi's friend Sammie asked.
" Yup. Why?
Do you think they won't want me back? Jack and mom have
been asking me to come back since I left. Annie says she
needs another girl
on the road. And Carey, well who knows with him." Fi
said.
" And?"
Sammie asked.
" And
what?" Fi asked.
" What about
your other friend with the funny name? Um, Clu? I thought he was the reason you
hadn't went for visits after last time." Sammie said.
Flashback:
" Clu, I
want to tell you something." Fi had told him.
"
Shoot." Clu said.
Fi hesitated.
" Ok. This is hard. But I really, am completely in love with you."
End Of Flashback
" Yeah.
Well, when he just walked away from me, it hurt, but I'm gonna make him totally
and completely regret it." Fi said slyly.
Clu sat staring
at a picture of Fi.
' God, why didn't
I just tell her. Why did I walk away? I should have told her.' Clu thought. ' I
miss you so much.'
" Is
somebody gonna answer the stinking door?" Clu shouted as the doorbell rang
for the millionth time.
" You're
closest." Jack shouted from upstairs.
"
Fine." Clu walked to the door and opened it. His eyes widened as he saw a
brunette beauty wearing a black mini skirt and red halter top.
" Hello."
She's a 5 foot 10 in catsuit and bambi eyes
Everybody's who's staring wouldn't
believe that this girl was mine
I should have know i was wrong
When I left her for a life in pity
But they say you never miss the water
until it's gone
" Hi, Clu.
Can I please come in?" Fi asked sweetly. " Hello? You in there?"
Fi waved her hand
in front of Clu's face.
Clu moved out of
the way anjd Fi stepped inside.
" Who's
here?" Jack came into the front hall. When he saw Fi, he
pulled her into a brotherly hug. " Mom never said you
were coming."
" Mom
doesn't know. I decided to surprise everyone." Fi said.
" Worked
like a charm." Jack said.
" Hey, Fi.
About that last time you vis..." Clu started.
" Clu, it
was two years ago. Forget about it. You know, it's probably better that you
totally and completely blew me off like I was a loser. It's much better just,
you know, playing the field, no commitment to hold me down and to be honest I
don't even know what I was thinking. I mean you're like a big brother to me,
you know?" Fi said smiling.
" Right. Big
brother." Clu agreed.
" It's
better this way." Fi said kissing his cheek. ' He's totally and completely
taking the bait.'
Guess I failed to love you
And you're taking it out tonight
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
I can't believe what i just gave away
Now i can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life without you
How am i supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
"
Hello?" Fi answered as Clu handed her the phone.
" So, hows
your plan going. Is he worshipping the ground you walk on?" Sammie asked.
Fi looked at Clu.
" Hold on. Clu, no offense, but this is a private phone call. It's my
boyfriend's sister. He's grounded from the phone so
we're talking through her."
"
Right." Clu left the room.
"
Well?" Sammie asked.
" Oh, man.
He's totally regretting it. I can see it in his eyes. I
kinda told him that he made me feel like a loser and said he
was just like a big brother. I almost feel kinda bad about it, but... A girls
gotta do what
a girls gotta do. Besides, you know they do say paybacks are
heck and well this is payback." Fi said.
" You are
devious, girl. I love it. Ooh, gotta go. Luck." Sammie said.
" Bye."
Fi hung up the phone and turned around to see Annie. " Um,
hi?"
" What's
going on? Who's regretting what? I want deets." Annie asked.
She's
all dressed up for glamour and rock and roll
Wanna squeeze her real tight get out of
this place
If only i could take control
" Ok, I can
see why you would want revenge. But why didn't you tell me about this when it
actually happened?" Annie asked.
" I honestly
don't know. I just kinda wanted to forget it happened
and if I talked about it, it made me feel kinda
stupid." Fi said. " Which sounds pretty stupid when said out
loud."
" It doesn't
sound that stupid. I mean, if I told something like that
to Jack and he... I did not just say that out loud, did
I?" Annie asked realizing she had let her secret slip.
" Don't
worry, Annie. I won't let that leave this room. In fact, I'm trying to forget
you actually said it." Fi said smiling. " And please don't tell Clu
that I'm just trying to make him pay and that I really do still like...
pizza."
"
Pizza?" Annie asked. Fi nodded her head to the door where Clu and
Jack were now standing. " Right, pizza. I fully
agree."
Jack gave them a
weird look but ignored the remarks. " So, are you
guys ready to eat?"
" Yup."
Annie and Fi said together.
But she is out of my reach forever
And just a week ago she lied next to me
It's so ironic how I had to lose just
To see that I failed to love you
And you're taking it out tonight
Clu grabbed a
handful of popcorn and looked at Fi who had just looked way.
' This is getting
harder every minute. I can't take this anymore.' Fi thought looking at the tv.
' What are we even watching?'
Fi turned and saw
Clu turn his head away. She turned her attention
back at the tv, staring at it until she felt something hit
the side of her face. She turned in time to see Clu aiming another piece of
popcorn at her.
" Hey. Unfair."
Fi grabbed a
handful of popcorn and threw it at him. Clu grabbed
another hanful and threw it right back.
" Ok, now
you've done it." Clu said. He reached over and messed up
Fi's hair.
" Hey! I
worked on that for hours. You're dead." Fi said grabbing a pillow and aming
it at him.
" Talk is
cheap." Clu taunted, standing up.
Fi stood up too
and started hitting Clu with the pillow. " Want say
any last words?"
" Yeah,
actually. Ticklish much?" Clu asked raising his hands.
" Don't you
even..." Fi was cut off as Clu started tickling her.
" You give
up?" Clu asked.
"
Never." Fi said laughing. " Ok, stop now."
" Say the
magic words." Clu said.
" I have and
will never say the magic words, Clu." Fi said still laughing.
" Well,
then, I guess I'll have to just keep tickling you." Clu said.
" Ok. Fine.
Clu Bell is the hottest, coolest guy ever." Fi said. " And
I have a confession to make."
" Oh, god,
not another one." Clu said sitting back down and pulling
Fi down onto his lap. " But, I have a confession to
make too. But you go
first."
" No, go
ahead, Clu." Fi said.
" Ok, this
is hard." Clu started.
" Just say
it." Fi advised.
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
I can't believe what I just gave away
Now i can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life with out you
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
" Well,
remember that last, um, confession you made." Clu felt Fi
squirm in his lap and nodded slightly.
" How can I
forget? You totally blew me off." Fi said.
" I did not
blow you off." Clu objected.
" Yeah, you
did." Fi said.
Clu sighed.
" Ok, maybe, but that's not what I wanted to happen."
" What do
you mean?" Fi asked.
" I wanted
to tell you that... I guess... I felt the same way about
you and I really do wish I had just said something but I
didn't and now its too late and you've made it quite clear you don't feel that
anymore, not to mention you boyfriend..."
I don't wanna forget you
I don't even wanna try
How am I supposed to walk on by when
you're looking like that
" Um, yeah,
about that. I was... This whole time... I was lying
through my teeth. I still feel the same, but I just wanted
to make you
regret turning me down, but it kinda blew up in my
face." Fi said.
" No,
actually it worked like a charm, although honestly you coulda shown up in rags
and I'd still be saying the same..." Clu said. " Wait,
what about your boyfriend?"
" Um,
actually, that was a lie too. That was just my friend Sammie,
she knew about my quote, unquote plan." Fi said.
How am I supposed to leave you now
I can't believe what I just gave away
(oh no)
Now I can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life with out you
How am i supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
" You really
played me."
" Yeah.
Well, I'm not finished. See, I still really... still..." Fi started.
Clu watched her
try to talk and leaned in to kiss her.
" What was
that for?" Fi asked breaking the kiss.
" It's so
hard to resist you when your looking all sweeet and innocent like that."
Clu said. " And I love you."
" I love you
too, Clu. I never stopped and I never plan on it."
How
am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
I can't believe what I just gave away
Now I can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life with out you
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
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