Our Honeymoon
Ch. 3: A Very Happy Ending
The four of us all burped very loudly. We just had eaten 15 cupcakes (each) for dinner, a couple of giant burritos, a few tacos, and each had a large classic
Poop (which I also don't own).
Zim sighed, exhausted. "That was fun, huh?" He was answered with a large fart.
"Sorry, mine had beans!" I choked between laughter.
"At least it wasn't silent, thank goodness," Ztarlight murmered. Gir and Zim couldn't say anything because thay were laughing too hard to manage the
smallest word.
"Don't they have the cutest giggles?" I whispered to Ztarlight. It was more of a statment than a question, beacuase I knew that my sister would agree.
"Yeah," she sighed dreamily.
When Gir and Zim realized that we were staring at them, they looked at us quizically and said, "What?"
We blushed. "Um,..nothing!" I stammered. "Er...uh...here!" I pulled two double-strawed chocolate-bubblegum-brainfreezies out of my nose.
"YAY!" Gir exclaimed. "Are you always so prepared?...wait...what does 'prepared' mean? I heard it on T.V. so it must mean something. How do you spell it?
Uh...P-R-E---" he overloaded and exploded. A few minutes later he was magically back to life. We slurped our drinks in silence for a while.
About three minutes later, I looked up and saw the moon through teh window. "Hey, Gir! Gir, look!" I pointed to the moon. "It looks like a giant chunk of
cheese!"
"Well, why don't you go up and find out? You can stay there for a couple of hours and come tell us all about it!" Ztarlight prodded, longing for some "alone time"
with Zim, who smiled encouragingly.
"Yes! Go on! Go, go, go, go, go!" He made a waving motion with his hand. I noticed that his other hand was on top of Ztarlight's!
"Okey-dokey!" Gir said brightly. I climbed on his back and we flew into the air towards the moon. We took a big bite, chewed thoughtfully, and swallowed. After
whispering for about two hours, we headed back to "camp".
Ztarlight looked at us curiously. "Was it cheese?"
"Yes, what is it? WHAT IS IT?!" Zim was obviously curious, too.
"Nope!" we said together. "It's tuna!"
~THE END!~
