STARDATE: 0827.01
SUBJECT: Tuvok
RECIPIENT: Ensign U.
Dear Ensign,
I showed up on the bridge today...but you know that, you were there. There are, however, a lot of things that you don't know. My command codes, for example! I did manage to steal Tuvok from right under your nose, I couldn't believe you didn't notice (did you notice?), you really need to become more observant! I took him to Astrometrics, told Seven to beat it, accessed Stellar Cartography, and pretty much completely screwed up the entire map of the quadrant that we have. Tell Harry to get to it...and if he asks what happened, and how it messed up so badly, tell him I said to tell him that I pushed the button! I was just having fun, honestly I was! Tuvok told me in that monotonous voice of his, "You may not want to push that button, Captain." My response was to push the button. Oops! Well, it's not like I knew what it did! Captains are spared the necessity of the memory of that knowledge! So I pushed the button. Tuvok lectured me. Boo-hoo. Like I care, I was bored...I wanted to have fun! Just for the record, though, when I told Tuvok that, he said, "I recommended that you not push the button. You did not comply." I couldn't help thinking that if Seven had been around, she would have said, "Irrelevant. Now that she has pushed the button, we must consider the consequences." I know Seven way too well. It's scary, really. I didn't tell Tuvok what Seven would have said, though. I said, "Yeah, well..." and then stopped. Sorry, Harry! Tuvok was then kind enough to inform me that I was a security risk, or something to that effect, before he had me escorted to my quarters, the nerve of him! I was his captain a few days ago! How dare he! You need to get him back in line as soon as possible, what's wrong with you? Okay, well, I have some holodeck time saved up. Maybe I'll see if I can manually pry these doors open and go swimming.
Kathy Janeway
Ex-Captain
U.S.S. Voyager
SUBJECT: Tuvok
RECIPIENT: Ensign U.
Dear Ensign,
I showed up on the bridge today...but you know that, you were there. There are, however, a lot of things that you don't know. My command codes, for example! I did manage to steal Tuvok from right under your nose, I couldn't believe you didn't notice (did you notice?), you really need to become more observant! I took him to Astrometrics, told Seven to beat it, accessed Stellar Cartography, and pretty much completely screwed up the entire map of the quadrant that we have. Tell Harry to get to it...and if he asks what happened, and how it messed up so badly, tell him I said to tell him that I pushed the button! I was just having fun, honestly I was! Tuvok told me in that monotonous voice of his, "You may not want to push that button, Captain." My response was to push the button. Oops! Well, it's not like I knew what it did! Captains are spared the necessity of the memory of that knowledge! So I pushed the button. Tuvok lectured me. Boo-hoo. Like I care, I was bored...I wanted to have fun! Just for the record, though, when I told Tuvok that, he said, "I recommended that you not push the button. You did not comply." I couldn't help thinking that if Seven had been around, she would have said, "Irrelevant. Now that she has pushed the button, we must consider the consequences." I know Seven way too well. It's scary, really. I didn't tell Tuvok what Seven would have said, though. I said, "Yeah, well..." and then stopped. Sorry, Harry! Tuvok was then kind enough to inform me that I was a security risk, or something to that effect, before he had me escorted to my quarters, the nerve of him! I was his captain a few days ago! How dare he! You need to get him back in line as soon as possible, what's wrong with you? Okay, well, I have some holodeck time saved up. Maybe I'll see if I can manually pry these doors open and go swimming.
Kathy Janeway
Ex-Captain
U.S.S. Voyager
