STARDATE: 0829.01
SUBJECT: Harry Kim
RECIPIENT: Ensign U.
Dear Ensign,
I saw Harry Kim today. I ran into him on my way to the mess hall to get some coffee. Needless to say, he was a little bit embarrassed. I stood there (staring at him like a complete idiot, might I add) expectantly, waiting for an apology. All I got was an, "Um, hi. I'm due on the bridge." You put him on the night shift? How could you? After the green wig incident...just so you know, I don't trust him. How could I? Anyway, I stopped him and told him I had talked to Chakotay (which was a complete lie, I haven't even seen Chakotay for so long...) and I knew (I desperately hoped) that he was off duty, and I was waiting for an apology. He stopped, turned around, and went into a whole, long-winded, incredibly boring speech about how sorry he was and how stupid he had been, and I told him comfortingly to stuff it, and that he had always been a lousy liar, which was not always a bad thing. He rolled his eyes. I just stood there, extremely relieved that I had been right, when he informed me that he had not been lying, actually was late for duty, and really needed to leave. Oops! Oh, well. Don't yell at him. Sorry, Harry. I'm just kind of going around getting everyone in trouble, why should he be an exception to that? Am I making your job more difficult, Ensign? Well, if you think I am, you and your colleagues made my job way more difficult than it should have been, so ha! Oh, come on, don't you try to deny it, either. I love not having to deal with that anymore! Do you know how easy it would have been to command a ship full of Vulcans? Gosh, I should go find the Vulcan high command and see if I can join. Imagine...no troublemakers. Complete logic. Everyone would follow orders without question. It'd be weird, really.
Kathy Janeway
Ex-Captain
U.S.S. Voyager
SUBJECT: Harry Kim
RECIPIENT: Ensign U.
Dear Ensign,
I saw Harry Kim today. I ran into him on my way to the mess hall to get some coffee. Needless to say, he was a little bit embarrassed. I stood there (staring at him like a complete idiot, might I add) expectantly, waiting for an apology. All I got was an, "Um, hi. I'm due on the bridge." You put him on the night shift? How could you? After the green wig incident...just so you know, I don't trust him. How could I? Anyway, I stopped him and told him I had talked to Chakotay (which was a complete lie, I haven't even seen Chakotay for so long...) and I knew (I desperately hoped) that he was off duty, and I was waiting for an apology. He stopped, turned around, and went into a whole, long-winded, incredibly boring speech about how sorry he was and how stupid he had been, and I told him comfortingly to stuff it, and that he had always been a lousy liar, which was not always a bad thing. He rolled his eyes. I just stood there, extremely relieved that I had been right, when he informed me that he had not been lying, actually was late for duty, and really needed to leave. Oops! Oh, well. Don't yell at him. Sorry, Harry. I'm just kind of going around getting everyone in trouble, why should he be an exception to that? Am I making your job more difficult, Ensign? Well, if you think I am, you and your colleagues made my job way more difficult than it should have been, so ha! Oh, come on, don't you try to deny it, either. I love not having to deal with that anymore! Do you know how easy it would have been to command a ship full of Vulcans? Gosh, I should go find the Vulcan high command and see if I can join. Imagine...no troublemakers. Complete logic. Everyone would follow orders without question. It'd be weird, really.
Kathy Janeway
Ex-Captain
U.S.S. Voyager
