STARDATE: 0830.01
SUBJECT: Doctor
RECIPIENT: Ensign U.
Dear Ensign,
B'Elanna managed to recreate the Doctor's program, which means that we have medical assistance again, which is good. Apart from that, life is boring. Oh...the Doctor did manage to revive Neelix. Apparently my fazer was halfway between stun and kill and that stuns, but without modifying your tricorder, it's like completely impossible to see if there are any life signs, or vital signs, or whatever they're called. I have a headache. I'm hoping it isn't that species that stuck invisible needles into our heads again. Call me a pessimist, but with all that Voyager's been through, is anyone on this ship-with the exception of Harry (ah, the joys of youth) and Seven ("I was Borg. We will be successful")-still optimistic? I don't think so! Okay. Anyway. Getting back to the Doctor, he was not happy about having been deleted in the middle of a song, and while he was attending to a patient. I quote: "Captain! I was with Harry! And I do not appreciate being deleted in the middle of a song! My musical aura is deteriorating, I can just feel it!" I told him that I was sorry, that Harry was perfectly peachy, and that although I respected his efforts to expand beyond his initial programming-and had- opera was taking it just one step beyond what I was capable of bearing, and if he could figure out a way to expand the organic equivalent to patience subroutines, he was completely welcome to keep singing opera for just as long as he liked. He told me he would work on it. I said thank you. He said your welcome. Surprisingly enough, we proceeded to carry on a completely normal conversation (we discussed whether or not it was ethical for organic cells to be replicated at the subatomic level) after that. I'm not too sure how, but that's okay. Anyway. Since I didn't get to go swimming the other day...because Tom was on the holodeck-yes, I did knock-(Captain Proton, was it?), I might try my luck today. See you later!
Kathy Janeway
Ex-Captain
U.S.S. Voyager
SUBJECT: Doctor
RECIPIENT: Ensign U.
Dear Ensign,
B'Elanna managed to recreate the Doctor's program, which means that we have medical assistance again, which is good. Apart from that, life is boring. Oh...the Doctor did manage to revive Neelix. Apparently my fazer was halfway between stun and kill and that stuns, but without modifying your tricorder, it's like completely impossible to see if there are any life signs, or vital signs, or whatever they're called. I have a headache. I'm hoping it isn't that species that stuck invisible needles into our heads again. Call me a pessimist, but with all that Voyager's been through, is anyone on this ship-with the exception of Harry (ah, the joys of youth) and Seven ("I was Borg. We will be successful")-still optimistic? I don't think so! Okay. Anyway. Getting back to the Doctor, he was not happy about having been deleted in the middle of a song, and while he was attending to a patient. I quote: "Captain! I was with Harry! And I do not appreciate being deleted in the middle of a song! My musical aura is deteriorating, I can just feel it!" I told him that I was sorry, that Harry was perfectly peachy, and that although I respected his efforts to expand beyond his initial programming-and had- opera was taking it just one step beyond what I was capable of bearing, and if he could figure out a way to expand the organic equivalent to patience subroutines, he was completely welcome to keep singing opera for just as long as he liked. He told me he would work on it. I said thank you. He said your welcome. Surprisingly enough, we proceeded to carry on a completely normal conversation (we discussed whether or not it was ethical for organic cells to be replicated at the subatomic level) after that. I'm not too sure how, but that's okay. Anyway. Since I didn't get to go swimming the other day...because Tom was on the holodeck-yes, I did knock-(Captain Proton, was it?), I might try my luck today. See you later!
Kathy Janeway
Ex-Captain
U.S.S. Voyager
