STARDATE: 0903.01
SUBJECT: Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One
RECIPIENT: Ensign U.
Dear Ensign,
Hi! Good morning! How are you this fine day? I know...I know...you're thinking, 'okay, this woman is just really weird, she has been depressed and annoyed for what feels like so long, and now she's being all bouncy and happy'. But it's not what you think, I feel great! I ran into Seven today in Astrometrics, and I talked to her for a while, something I haven't done in a long time. Oddly, she was the first person who was actually halfway nice to me. I mean, most people were either very cool or incredibly angry with me...which, I guess I should have expected, but I wasn't expecting Seven, the most defiant person on the ship, probably, to so not frustrated. I saw her and she said, "Captain. How nice to see that you're not moping." Okay, so it could have been sarcastic, but I was happy...and anyway, Seven's never sarcastic. I even replicated Seven an extra large slice of classic New York cheesecake. She almost refused to eat it, something about her figure, but I made her. I told her that nutritional supplements were not completely covering her every need and the doctor had said that the ingredients in the cheesecake were perfect for maintaining her implants. She wasn't too happy, but she ate it anyway. Good old Seven. I decided that she really did need to eat something other than nutritional supplements created by the Borg, for the Borg, and replicated her an entire meal, which she unwillingly forked down. Anyway...I had a really good day after that. I finally managed to get in some holodeck time, for the first time in like a month, and I went swimming, like I said I wanted to the other day. I ran some program that Tom wrote, and it was fun. Fun...that's a word no one's been using for a while, isn't it? Maybe I'll go talk to Neelix and see if he'll help me pull together a party in the mess hall. Or I'll call Q. Yeah...I think I'll call Q.
Kathy Janeway
Ex-Captain
U.S.S. Voyager
SUBJECT: Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One
RECIPIENT: Ensign U.
Dear Ensign,
Hi! Good morning! How are you this fine day? I know...I know...you're thinking, 'okay, this woman is just really weird, she has been depressed and annoyed for what feels like so long, and now she's being all bouncy and happy'. But it's not what you think, I feel great! I ran into Seven today in Astrometrics, and I talked to her for a while, something I haven't done in a long time. Oddly, she was the first person who was actually halfway nice to me. I mean, most people were either very cool or incredibly angry with me...which, I guess I should have expected, but I wasn't expecting Seven, the most defiant person on the ship, probably, to so not frustrated. I saw her and she said, "Captain. How nice to see that you're not moping." Okay, so it could have been sarcastic, but I was happy...and anyway, Seven's never sarcastic. I even replicated Seven an extra large slice of classic New York cheesecake. She almost refused to eat it, something about her figure, but I made her. I told her that nutritional supplements were not completely covering her every need and the doctor had said that the ingredients in the cheesecake were perfect for maintaining her implants. She wasn't too happy, but she ate it anyway. Good old Seven. I decided that she really did need to eat something other than nutritional supplements created by the Borg, for the Borg, and replicated her an entire meal, which she unwillingly forked down. Anyway...I had a really good day after that. I finally managed to get in some holodeck time, for the first time in like a month, and I went swimming, like I said I wanted to the other day. I ran some program that Tom wrote, and it was fun. Fun...that's a word no one's been using for a while, isn't it? Maybe I'll go talk to Neelix and see if he'll help me pull together a party in the mess hall. Or I'll call Q. Yeah...I think I'll call Q.
Kathy Janeway
Ex-Captain
U.S.S. Voyager
