Suddenly Jean jumped out of the cupboard (having been in there with Scott) and shouted
"You BITCH! What did you do to him?!?"
"Ah didn't mean to!" Rogue protested. "It was an aaacideynt!" Jean tried to hit Rogue.
"Like HELL IT WAS!!!"
Rogue then turned to the still unocncious Wolvie.
"Ah took your laaaaaahhhhhhhfe!!" (a/n: anyone got any de ja vu's from the movie?)
Then miraculously Logan woke up. (Amazingly the above conversation had taken 3 months)
"No ya didn't!" (a/n: there's that pesky de ja vu thing again.. ::grin::)
"But I thought you were in a three month coma! I'm the medical genius!! I'm the perfect one!"
"But you tend to loose track of time quite easily, don't ya?" Logan mocked her (a/n: sorry, you could just call us the anti-Jean squad. ::smirk::) "That conversation took three months!"
"It can't have done! I'm perfect!It only took 4 minutes!"
"Correction Jean," intterrupted Scott, who, as incredible as it was, had been standing in the background waiting to say something ever since he ran out of the room crying cos Logan didn't love him. "It took three months and 4 minutes, I know this cos I'm the perfect one!"
Scott's eyes flashed yellow, signalling that this was indeed the infamous Plastique Mystique. Logan suddenly unsheathed his claws with a *skint*, and shved them through Scott/Plastique Mystique's chest.
"You IIIIIIIIIIIIIIDIOT!! IT'S THE REAL MEEEEEEE!!!" Scott/Plastique Mystique yelled.
"Oops." Logan said.
"gotcha!" Scott/Plastique Mystique giggled and keeled over, dead as a dead thing.
Jean and Rogue then came out of their shock of realising they had just had a VERY long conversation, and lunged at Logan screaming together:
"WOLVIE!! WE LOVE YOU!! Pick ME over that bitch!!" they both pointed at each other.
Logan stood there, not knowing who (or what) to pick.
FREEZE FRAME!!!! ::X-Men music, as narrative says::
..... will Wolvie pick Jean or Rogue (or will he pick me, Rowie says) (NOOOOOO! MEEEE!! I say), will Sabretooth make an appearance? Will he still have bushy eyebrow? Will Storm save the day? (Nah, Rowie says)
All this and more (maybe), next time on....
Allright then guys, r/r as always!
-Kate/Kalgoorlie/Smeg Head/Greeny/Felula/Pryo/Git/whatever you wanna call me.
