(To the tune of, 'What do you do with a drunken sailor)

(To the tune of, 'What do you do with a drunken sailor)

What do you do?

What do you do with a drunken Xellos?

What do you do with a drunken Xellos?

What do you do with a drunken Xellos early in the morning?

Make him tell you all his secrets,

Make him tell you all his secrets,

Make him tell you all his secrets,

Then run away forever…

What do you do with a drunken Gourry?

What do you do with a drunken Gourry?

What do you do with a drunken Gourry early in the morning?

Dress him in drag and get some pictures,

Dress him in drag and get some pictures,

Dress him in drag and get some pictures,

Make sure to dodge him later…

What do you do with a drunken Lina?

What do you do with a drunken Lina?

What do you do with a drunken Lina early in the morning?

Leave her to go start some chaos,

Leave her to go start some chaos,

Leave her to go start some chaos,

But first get out of town.

What do you do with a drunken Amelia?

What do you do with a drunken Amelia?

What do you do with a drunken Amelia early in the morning?

Make her go defend Mazoku,

Make her go defend Mazoku,

Make her go defend Mazoku,

And record it for black mail…

What do you do with a drunken Filia?

What do you do with a drunken Filia?

What do you do with a drunken Filia early in the morning?

Make her think she slept with Xellos,

Make her think she slept with Xellos,

Make her think she slept with Xellos,

Then watch her kill the baka.

What do you do with a drunken Zell-y?

What do you do with a drunken Zell-y?

What do you do with a drunken Zell-y early in the morning?

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Actually… What WOULD you do with a drunken Zelgadis?