Disclaimer: I do
not now nor ever will own Reboot. Thank you
Author's Note:
This is aimed to be a humorous fic about what happens to Dot when she visits a
shrink. Enjoy.
Dot and Her Shrink
by Catnip
"Miss
Matrix, the doctor will see you now" the receptionist said
"Thank you."
Dot replied as she entered the psychiatrists office
"Good
afternoon Miss Matrix" a bionome doctor with glasses and a brown haired
bun said
"Oh good
afternoon to you to Dr. Presario" she replied
"Well it
says here that when you called earlier you said something about marriage
problems?"
"OH no, no
no no. When I called I said that my fiancée were requesting a few marriage consoling
sessions since were going to be married in less than a minute."
"I see. Ok,
well lets get started. Why don't you tell me about your life recently."
"Ok well,
not much has been happening in my life. I'm the command.com of Mainframe. Lucky
me I guess. Um other wise my boy friend and I are finally getting married. The only real reason I'm actually here is because
a friend asked me to. She "thought" it might be good for me, and of
course she's not the type of friend you can just say no to."
"So this
friend seems like she puts you under a lot of pressure to do things?"
"NO, no no
no. She doesn't at all."
"Uh
huh" the doctor said with a long sigh. "Well why don't you tell me
about your child hood."
"Well to
sum it up, my parents were killed when I was relatively young, my younger
brother and I moved her and started a new life. Then awhile after Bob moved
here. At first I thought Bob was really weird because he said all these stupid
catch phrases that I really couldn't get, but he was really cute. Besides that
he has a nice smile, gorgeous eyes, and even though we could almost be the same
size he has the hottest body I could ever want. So needles to say he's the
perfect guy for me, in fact he's the perfect guy for every girl. Which is sort
of how I met Mouse.
"and how is
your relationship with Mouse?" she asked
"Well we
started out enemies on the same side. I was jealous of her because she liked
Bob and I didn't want to trust her, but after Bob was sent away she and I
started to get along, and we have ever since. Then my brother and his
girlfriend got themselves trapped in a game cube and I was sure that they had
been nullified. So happens that my little brother spent about an hour becoming
grim, aggressive, and sexually active. he went from a sweet yet annoying
younger brother to a muscle built 6'2 guy who looks the same age as I do."
"Miss
Matrix I think you might want to consider bringing in your brother sometime
soon, so we can talk." she said
"Why, do
you think he may have some subconscious childhood memory that may hold the key
to my sanity?" Dot asked
"No,
actually he just sounded really hot.''
"Oh.........well
your a little late."
"Uh huh"
the doctor said scribbling down notes. "What is your relationship like
with your brother now?"
"Uh well,
its definitely more mature. Uh I mean, I don't have to sum something down for
him to understand it anymore except with little Enzo."
"Who?"
"Well
little Enzo just sort of appeared out of nowhere after the restart. He's still
my brother so its almost like Enzo never grew up. Its weird. My whole life is
weird, if it weren't then I wouldn't be here.
"Well thank
you for coming we'll schedule another session net week ok." Dr Presario
said
"What, you
mean that's it, you have no diagnosis, no conclusions?'' Dot asked
"I conclude
that your over worked, over tired and on top of that your getting married.
You're fine."
"So why do
you want me in next week?' she asked
"I told
you, so I could meet your brother''
"Arrrrrrrrgggggggg,
I already told you he has a girl friend and I'm paying you to talk to me not my
little brother."
"Well in
that case I'll see you next week." she said
"Why, I
thought that we've already been through this"
"Well you
said you were paying me, so what's another 100 credits out of the old pocket
book."
"100 credits
I could spend on another shrink" Dot said
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Well what did
you think? I was trying to be humorous in this so if I succeeded let me know.
And I'm trying to be more open to constructive criticism, so if there's
something that you think could have been better leave me a review.