The Weakest LINK

The Weakest LINK.

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Anne Robinson: Welcome to today's Hylian version of….The weakest Link! Today we have seven contestants ready for anything. Here they are… Link Hero of Time, Zelda Princess of Hyrule, Malon County girl of the century, Skullkid a big piece of wood and a cross between pinnoccio, The Deku Tree that talks, Navi the annoying but we don't love him anyway, and Saria the girl who needs miracle grow she looks like a plant anyway.

Saria: That's not very nice!

Anne: Well I'm a b*%$# so deal with it girl!

Saria runs off crying. Security picks her up and drags her back to her post.

Link: Riiiiiight.

Zelda: Can I win already?

Deku Tree: I think I should have the miracle grow, that stuffs yummy.

Skullkid: Who's Pinnoccio?

Anne: Okay shut up now! We need to find out who in this round is…The Weakest Link!

Link: Hey, I resent that you know.

Anne: Everyone get ready, we're going to play… The Weakest Link, we will start with you. Link!

Link: I don't find that funny.

Anne: Okay, Link your first question, what is a pyramid?

Link: Is that a trick question?

Anne: Next, Who is the president of the U.S.A.?

Malon: You know, I forgot to milk the cows…

Anne: No, the answers George W. Bush. Navi, who is your partner?

Navi: Eaasy, Link!

Anne: Correct, Zelda, what is my last name?

Zelda: I don't know…

Anne: Robinson, Skullkid, what are you made of?

Skullkid: Wood.

Saria: Bank.

Anne: Where to you live?

Saria: Lost Woods.

Anne: Wrong, Kokiri Forest.

Saria: Darn, I knew that one!

Anne: and that's the end of this round! Now it's time to vote off…. The Weakest Link! Who's the Ganon on the bottom of your shoes?

Link: Okay, that made no sense.

Anne: Just choose!

Ten minutes later:

Anne: Link, who do you think is the weakest link?

Link: Um, I'd have to say Navi….

Anne: And why would that be?

Link: Because! Look at him! He flutters around so much it just makes you dizzy.

Anne: Yeesh, Zelda characters… Malon, who's the weakest link to you?

Malon: I like cheese….Um, whoops I think it's Anne Robinson.

Anne: But that's not a choice!

Zelda: I voted for her as the weakest link too!

All except Link: Me too!

Anne: I don't know how to say this…

Link: How about Anne Robinson… You are the weakest link-Goodbye!

Anne: I was so close too!

Anne walks out the door.

Deku Tree: Now who's going to be the host of this show?

A deep voice laughs in the distance and a tall red haired man steps in.

Link: Ganondorf!

The End… 5 reviews and I shall continue!Yeehee! ~ Garo Mistress