The Weakest LINK.
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Saria: That's not very nice!
Anne: Well I'm a b*%$# so deal with it girl!
Saria runs off crying. Security picks her up and drags her back to her post.
Link: Riiiiiight.
Zelda: Can I win already?
Deku Tree: I think I should have the miracle grow, that stuffs yummy.
Skullkid: Who's Pinnoccio?
Anne: Okay shut up now! We need to find out who in this round is…The Weakest Link!
Link: Hey, I resent that you know.
Anne: Everyone get ready, we're going to play… The Weakest Link, we will start with you. Link!
Link: I don't find that funny.
Anne: Okay, Link your first question, what is a pyramid?
Link: Is that a trick question?
Anne: Next, Who is the president of the U.S.A.?
Malon: You know, I forgot to milk the cows…
Anne: No, the answers George W. Bush. Navi, who is your partner?
Navi: Eaasy, Link!
Anne: Correct, Zelda, what is my last name?
Zelda: I don't know…
Anne: Robinson, Skullkid, what are you made of?
Skullkid: Wood.
Saria: Bank.
Anne: Where to you live?
Saria: Lost Woods.
Anne: Wrong, Kokiri Forest.
Saria: Darn, I knew that one!
Anne: and that's the end of this round! Now it's time to vote off…. The Weakest Link! Who's the Ganon on the bottom of your shoes?
Link: Okay, that made no sense.
Anne: Just choose!
Ten minutes later:
Anne: Link, who do you think is the weakest link?
Link: Um, I'd have to say Navi….
Anne: And why would that be?
Link: Because! Look at him! He flutters around so much it just makes you dizzy.
Anne: Yeesh, Zelda characters… Malon, who's the weakest link to you?
Malon: I like cheese….Um, whoops I think it's Anne Robinson.
Anne: But that's not a choice!
Zelda: I voted for her as the weakest link too!
All except Link: Me too!
Anne: I don't know how to say this…
Link: How about Anne Robinson… You are the weakest link-Goodbye!
Anne: I was so close too!
Anne walks out the door.
Deku Tree: Now who's going to be the host of this show?
A deep voice laughs in the distance and a tall red haired man steps in.
Link: Ganondorf!
The End… 5 reviews and I shall continue!Yeehee! ~ Garo Mistress
