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Part 2: The Weakest "Link"

Link: That's still not funny...

Ganondorf: Whahahahahahahaha!

Sariah: Okay, enough with the insane laughing.

Ganondorf: Shut up you stupid munchkin!

Deku Tree: Now, can't we all just... Get along?

Ganondorf: Not really, hey... Didn't I kill you?

Deku Tree: Termites and Evil eyed dudes may break my roots but your sad face can never kill me!

Navi: What a bunch of crap...

Deku Tree: I see someone's on there time of the month.

Navi: There are little kids watching and are present now SHUT UP!

Deku Tree: I've proven my point.

Ganondorf: Ahem, Welcome to The Weakest Link, which is obviously Link so...

Link: Shut up!

Zelda: Let's all just mellow out and get on with it shall we?

Ganondorf: Now for the first round of questions....

Skullkid: Oh! Oh! I know---

Ganondorf: I didn't even say it yet.

Malon: Ya well, Ya'll suck so go home!

Link: Yeah, okay... Where'd that come in from?

Ganondorf: The first question for Link is... What does my doormat say?

Link: ....Probably Come in, stay a while, don't come back. But knowing you... Hey, do you even have a doorstep?

Ganondorf: Incorrect! Wait, I don't have a doormat... Er, it says Welcome home Mommies!

Zelda: Was that Mummy or mommies cause I could of sworn Twin Rova resembles the Grim Reaper.

Ganondorf: That was cruel! I don't look anything like them though!

Link: Yeah, you look like Bojo the Clown crossed with something off of Power Rangers.... I say YOU got the worst half.

Sariah: Oh, really? I thought he looked more like that annoying Carrot Top dude.

Deku Tree: ....

Ganondorf: Enough! Enough! Don't insult me no longer!

Ganondorf breaks down crying.

Ganondorf: All... I wanted was to be loved. Sniff, sniff.

Skullkid: Well, you came to the wrong place bud. Welcome to the Fan club of We Hate Ganondorf!

Ganondorf runs off screen crying.

Camera man: Um, hold on one sec.

Camera man walks in front of screen. It turns out to be Luigi.

Camera man: And thata' concludesa our showa for todaya. Arrebadergi!

All: BYE!

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