Martha Stewart
Bay Sage & Rain

Rain: Gundam Wing is not ours; there fore I do not claim it to be so. Martha is not ours, nor do we... SHUT UP SAGE!

Sage: But the nose bleed is *ours*

Rain: It was you watching it!

Sage: Yah, but you were the one doing the pins!

Rain: ok..ok.. The nose bleed is *ours*. But Martha isn't.


Sage: Ah, I must be caving. 3+4.. Ugh!

Rain: Well at least you got some good 5+2 goodness

Sage: It's 5 wanna be with Martha

Rain: Shut up, you'll ruin the fic!

Sage: so what happens is-

Rain: the fic!

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The silence of the Winner mansion was abruptly broken by the sudden thumping of feet and the ear piercing laughter of Duo Maxwell. Somewhere on the other end of the building the one banged wonder and the pilot of the Sandrock untangled themselves from each other to see what was going on.

After the appropriate over and under garments were draped over various body parts, the two boys made their way down to the "den" to see what the braided one got so excited over. Not that it takes much, but this time it seemed worth investigating.

When they entered the room in question they were greeted by a confused Heero and a giddy Duo who was pointing at the TV and trying to gasp out something.

"We... We were.... just sitting .... here...." He pointed to the sand colored couch, which had little blood drops on one side," and we... came across.... across...Martha Stewart.... and... and... and... HIS NOSE!!!"

And with that proclamation, he burst out into a fresh bout of laughter.

"His... nose?" asked Heero inquisitively.

Duo nodded and pointed to the trail of blood leading out of the room. At that moment, Wufei walked. No more like thumkled into the den with a large towel duct taped up his nose.

Knowing smirks of mirth could be seen all around the room, as Wu-Wu glared around the room, daring someone to make a remark.

Duo was one of those people who liked to live dangerously," Wu-Koi, *Martha Stewart*?"

The Chinese boy shook his head violently.

Duo chuckled back," Am I going to have to start playin' house wife? Bake some cookies? Wear a frilly apron? Uke?"

The other four boys blushed. Trowa and Q-man muttered something about checking on the monkeys. Heero turned around and went back to his computer. Wufei went back to get a fresh towel from the bathroom, because the one up his nose was already soaked through with blood. Duo just blinked and sat himself back down on the couch to watch Who's Line Is It Anyways? And to wait for his Koi.

End

Rain: see it is possible for two personalities to write a fic together!

Sage: Oh has anyone seen a stray Muse flying around? My JyouBat's missing and I'm getting a bit worried...

Rain: Sod your muse!

Sage: What do you mean sod him? He's my inspiration!

Rain: Borrow Bloody!Quatre!

Sage: No! Moggy, the last time I saw him was when I threw him at you... any idea's?

Rain: ... hopeless!