Duo glanced at Heero, then at his watch

Title: Jahanam (3/?)

Rating: crappy

Pairings: …if it gets going 1x2 3x4

WARNINGS: UH crappy story..self insertion… attempt at humour… OOC cause I cant write…etc there be bad writing ahead..

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Duo glanced at Heero, then at his watch. 2:55. The girl should be here soon. "Heero you sure this is what you want me to do?" "Just do it baka, if she gets caught that's her own fault. Make sure you're back here in time to meet Trowa." Just then they heard a car door slam. Hiding in the shadows the 2 waited until the girl was in sight.

"Show time, see ya later Hee-chan!" Bouncing out into the open area Duo startled the still half asleep girl. 'Yawn' "'morning. Very early in the morning might I add…So what am I here to do?" Duo grinned "Well my orders are simple, you're meant to follow me." Emelia shrugged "Sounds easy enough." Smirking Duo replied "Through an Oz Base or where ever the hell else I wanna take ya…" Grunting she acknowledged his words. Yawning again she asked "So whats this supposed to prove?" "Stealth, whether you can even come close to comparing to the God of Death and whether we can trust you…and so on…so lets make a move and get this over with! On the otherside of dawn I have a bed waiting, whereas you have another part of this 'course' to complete…"

"Hn…bloody marvelous that is. So how many parts to this torture are there?"

"5 that I know of…Heero made it up, so I in a small way pity you."

"Ah…thanks for the pity, though you can keep it. I don't do this job for nothing." Duo laughed and ran off into the darkness. Yawning once more Emelia followed him muttering. "What the hell…lets play follow the leader!"

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Duo sighed, it was too easy! Taking a quick look back at the girl he noticed she looked bored as well. Nudging her he whispered "How about we spice this up…wanna go pay a visit to 'His Excellency's room' here?" Nodding, the girl gestured 'Lead the way'. Grinning like a cheshire cat Duo did just that.

There were very few guards around this early in the morning, so they weren't a problem. The problem was the doors. They were all electronically locked. If this were a normal mission Duo would have blasted his way in, but due to the unusual circumstances it was not an option. Shrugging he looked back at the girl to see if she had any ideas. Only to find her leaning out the window. "Hey! What the fuck are you doing?!?! Trying to get us caught?!"

Pulling herself back in the window Emelia smiled and motioned him over. "You want to see what's going on in his rooms follow me! But be warned…you may not like what you see." Frowning Duo cautiously followed behind the girl. They walked along the windowsill then used the roof to walk on, finally sitting on top of a lattice the girl pointed at a window. "Take a look." Bending over to peek in the window Duo nearly fell off his perch when he saw in side.

Giggling quietly he looked at the girl who was looking quite amused. "How did you…?" "Trade secret my friend…Time to go?" "Wait on…I gotta get photo's of this." Pulling out a small disposable camera he took photos of the room and it's * occupants* "You lead the way, I'll follow. We go back to the park." Nodding Emelia took the lead again and started to lead the way back through the base to the front gates where they had come in.

Stopping in one of the corridors Emelia gestured for Duo to stay put for a second. Creeping forward she took a look in the security room, hoping to find the guard asleep she was disappointed to find him on the phone. Waiting until the guard turned around she nodded towards Duo and they both snuck under the guards nose.

Everything was going fine until red lights started flashing around the place and the guard towers started to rove the spotlights. "What the hell are they doing that for?" She whispered to Duo behind her. They moved to go past a large entry to something like a mess hall when Emelia grabbed Duo by the shoulder. "No...wait…someone's coming.." Duo listened, but couldn't hear anything. "No there…" Just then the door swished open and a troop of guards came through.

"..Intruder my ass…its probably that mechanic gone awol again…"

"Can't I just go back to bed? It's too bloody early to be up…its inhumane!"

After they passed Emelia turned to Duo. "We weren't seen so either someone else has or they've been tipped off? Shall we take a guess?" She glared at Duo for a moment then turned in the direction the guards went and slowly moved off. Duo leapt forward and grabbed her shoulder "Listen…he wouldn't do that! Its not like him!" Emelia coldly shook off his hand. "I don't know him, I don't know you…all I did the other day was help. That's all I ever fucking want to do, so how about I help us both now and we get the fuck outta here?" Without even waiting for an answer Emelia moved silently through the corridors, Duo trailing behind.

Looking at the front gate absently Emelia stated the obvious "Well we wont be going out that way." "No Da.." Flashing a smile back to Duo she said "How do you feel about climbing though?" Duo looked at her "Climbing over the electric fences? You've gotta be joking! One of us or both of us'd be electrocuted!" Pointing off the her left she said "How's about climbing a good old fashioned tree then?" Grinning like a maniac Duo nodded and slipping through the shadows like they were made for them the pair stopped at the base of a large tree.

Gauging the height of the first branch Emelia gave Duo a leg up then had him give her a hand up. Climbing the tree like squirrels Emelia went up until they were well and truly over the fence. Grinning like she was having the time of her life she said to Duo who was seated on the branch behind her. "2 choices my dear Watson, old chap. Jump and land on the branch down there or swing off it to the ground." Duo replied grinning like the devil himself. "Well Holmes, old boy. I daresay I shan't be swinging of that branch." Standing up on the branch Emelia said "You don't mind if I go first? Those lights are giving me a shocker of a head ache!"

Nodding Duo watched as Emelia took a couple of running steps and bounded off the branch, making it wobble slightly. Flipping in the air she grabbed hold of the other tree and swung herself onto it like a gymnast. Using the inertia behind her she flipped off the branch once more and landed on all 4's on the ground. She slipped into the shade of the tree and motioned for Duo to come down. Following a similar route to Emelia Duo leapt off the branch and landed on the branch of the other tree. Climbing down from there her joined Emelia on the ground. "To the park?" "Oh yes dear Watson, most assuredly." With that they slipped away towards the park to meet Trowa.