Hedwichu – A Harry Potter/Pokemon Crossover

Hedwichu – A Harry Potter/Pokemon Crossover

~*Disclaimer:  These characters are J.K.R's and Nintendo's, I am responsible for the storyline!

What would happen if Harry Potter from Hogwarts met up with Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town?  Read this story to find out!

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Harry Potter was lost in a jungle (don't ask ME how he got there, that's just how the story goes), with only Hedwig to keep hi company.  He wandered through the undergrowth and then he came across a strange looking boy with a yellow rodent on his back.  He was yelling out weird stuff like, "Pikachu!  Go get that Marril!"

Harry went up to him, "Hey there!"

The strange boy swivelled around to come face to face with a boy with jet black hair, a red lightning scar on his forehead, with glasses, wearing black robes and carrying a huge white barn owl on his arm.  From there a conversation started up.

Ash: Yes?

Harry: I was just wondering…uh…mm…well, I'm lost.

Ash: Oh, I'm Ash Ketchum! From Pallet and I'm going to be the greatest Pokemon master!

Harry: Uh huh (sarcastically), Well I'm Harry Potter and I'm a wizard.

Ash: Yesss (sarcastically), well what's that thing on your forehead?

Harry:  You mean you don't know about me?

Ash:  Nope! Never seen you before!

Harry: Haven't you even heard of me?

Ash: Never.

Harry: Oh well, I got it when I was a baby and Vol- I mean You-Know-Who attacked me!

Ash: Who the heck is You-Know-Who?

Harry:  How could you not know You-Know-Who?

Ash:  Well the thing is, I don't know who You-Know-Who is so how could I know if I know You-Know-Who?

Harry:  You-Know-Who is (whispers) Voldemort…

Ash: (yells) Voldemort?

Harry: Shush! Some witches and wizards get a bit nervous when they hear that name.

Ash:  What?  VOLDEMORT?

Harry:  Shut-up! You're almost as stupid as a Muggle!

Ash:  Muggles? Witches?  Wizards? Pet-owls?  VOLDEMORT?

Ash starts rolling around on the floor laughing.  Harry looks at him seriously.

Harry:  My owls name is HEDWIG!  Anyway, what is wrong with you?  What's that yellow rodent on your shoulder?

Ash: Pikachu.

Harry: What?

Ash:  A Pokemon, you know.

Harry:  No, I don't know.

Ash:  You are so stupid.  Why are you wearing a dress, anyway?

Harry:  They're robes, doi.

Ash:  My mum wears bath robes.

Harry:  They're wizarding robes, you idiot!

Ash:  Whatever.

Harry:  I have to go now, I think I'll find my OWN way back to Hogwarts.

Ash:  Bye!

Harry:  Bye.

Harry starts walking away.

Ash:  Sucker.

Harry:  I heard that! Expect a couple of Howlers from me!  And don't think about sending me any owls!

When Harry was out of sight, Ash looked at Pikachu and rolled his eyes.

Ash:  Pigs with warts?  Howling owls?  What WAS that Potter guy on about?!

Pikachu:  Pika pi..?

Ash:  Especially that dumb Voldemort thing.

The death mark appeared and standing underneath it is a hooded figure.  It was Lord Voldemort.  From it, a warped voice spoke.

Voldemort:  You…will…pay…!

Ash: Hahaha!

Pikachu: CHU!

THE END!

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Didja like it?  I was a bit hypo on oranges when I wrote it…don't ask!  Anyways please review!