AN: Woohoo

AN: Woohoo! Another chapter! Well, it took me awhile, but it's here. Sorry if I offended anyone in the last chapter by making fun of Usagi's name, but I needed Duo to get her mad somehow and that was the only thing that popped into my small mind. Let's see. Oh, warning: I hate Rini/Chibi Usa. I'm sorry, but I do. So if you like her, beware. Also, I'm referring to her as Rini just because that name is so much more annoying and suits her well (sorry to anyone whose name is Rini). Disclaimers: I do not own GW or SM. I do now own South Park either or that scary cat from Trigun. I did own a plate of spaghetti, but I ate it. I don't promote violence of any kind and if you have not seen Endless Waltz, the main conflict of this chapter will not make any sense to you. Well, enjoy.

After ten minutes, Usagi was still chasing Duo around the restaurant. For once, they were lucky that the staff had mysteriously disappeared. Well, maybe lucky isn't the best word. If they were lucky, the manager would have shown up and thrown the pair out of the restaurant, ending the horrid date. Instead, with many jokes and jibs from Duo, the pair had managed to circle the restaurant at least a thousand times.

"Does he do this often?" Michiru asked worriedly.

"Hn," Heero replied, shrugging. "You get used to it."

They continued to watch the pair race around, until a blonde girl plopped down beside Heero.

"Wow, Michiru, Haruka, who's your friend? He's a total hottie," the blonde purred, batting her eyelashes and leaning in towards Heero.

Heero tried to scoot farther away from her, but was blocked by a brunette leaning over the back of the bench on his other side.

"Yeah, who is he? He looks a lot like my old boyfriend," the brunette replied, starry eyed.

Heero tried to crawl out from under the table, but two arms snaked around from behind to hug him around the chest. Raven hair spilled over his shoulder as the girl leaned over to seat to look at him.

"Oh yes, he's definitely a keeper. Don't tell me he's one of ours," she commented to Haruka and Michiru. "If you guys go straight, we'll be single forever."

"Guys," a quiet voice commented from the next booth, "you really should leave the poor man alone. I'm sure that Michiru and Haruka don't appreciate such an interruption…"

"It's ok Ami," Michiru replied softly. "Girls, this is Heero. Heero, may I introduce you to Minaka, Makoto, Rei, and Ami."

Michiru pointed to the blond, brunette, and raven-haired girls surrounding him and a shy blue haired girl peeking around the booth.

Heero nodded and said, what else, "Hn."

"Ooooo, the silent type. Me likes," Minaka murmured.

"By the way, where's Ri…"

"Hi guys!" a cheerful, high-pitched squeal said.

Heero managed see the person speaking through the tangle of arms around him. His eyes went blank when he saw the pink haired little girl hugging a teddy bear with a little puppy, er I mean, cat by her side. Swifter than you could say, " I, lazy death goddess, cry only for purple chocolate and luscious worship in drunken chant," Heero had his gun drawn and pointed at the little girl. The Sailor squad all shied away from the psychotic pilot.

"Oh, don't worry," Haruka began. "Duo says that he does this all the time and he never shoots…"

BANG.

The scouts all stared in shock as Rini fell to the floor with a little squeak. Usagi smashed into a wall when Duo stopped short after hearing the gunshot. He quickly checked all his pockets and his braid. Crossing his arms over his chest, Duo glared at Heero.

"Do you know how wrong it is to pick the pocket of a pickpocket, Yuy?"

After another moment of shocked silence, Rei finally regained enough sense to scream the first thing that came to her mind.

"OH MY GOD! You killed Rini!"

"You bastard!" Makoto finished.

The inner scouts circled around Heero, but fortunately for Heero, did not get too close due to the fact that he was still armed.

"Why did you shoot her?" Rei inquired.

"Hn."

"Eerrr, wrong answer. Now for try two."

"Omae o korosu."

"Wrong again. This is your last try."

"That stupid girl and her stupid dog keep coming back to haunt me. Why can't she just stay dead?"

By this time, Duo was at the table, just outside of the circle of girls. He leaned over and picked up the cute pinky-purple kitten that was sitting beside Rini.

"Um, Heero. Is this the puppy?" Duo pondered, holding the kitten up to Heero's face.

"Nyaoooo," the kitten cried sadly, it's eyes growing three times in size.

Heero just put his gun away and shrugged.

"My bad."

The girls were about to pounce on him, when a faint sigh wheezed behind them.

"Uh, what happened?" that same annoyingly high voice said.

Duo quickly restrained Heero as his eyes went into Zero System mode ™, while the girls gathered around Rini.

"Oh, you're alive. Thank the gods," the quartet babbled.

"Yeah, I'm fine…Oh no! My transformation crystal is broken! Now I can't transform into Sailor Mini-Moon!"

"Is that such a bad thing?" Haruka muttered.

"Haruka, be nice. She did almost die," Michiru scolded.

Haruka opened her mouth to comment, but slapped it shut when she saw the glare Michiru was giving her. After a lot of worrying over Rini and finally realizing that Usagi had knocked herself unconscious and needed a doctor, Rei, Makoto, Minaka, and Ami left the restaurant carrying Rini and Usagi between the four of them. A few minutes later, Mamoru came out of the little Tuxedo Men's room, utterly confused.

"They took Usagi and Rini to the hospital," Michiru called to him.

Now, even more confused, Mamoru ran out of the restaurant to try and catch up with the girls. Duo and Heero sat back in their booth with Michiru and Haruka. Duo glanced at Mamoru's table and started grinning like a fool.

"Is he going to eat that? Because I'm still really hungry."

"Well, this has certainly been interesting so far," Haruka commented.

"It sure has been," Michiru agreed.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo!"

"Ah crud," Duo muttered through a mouthful of spaghetti.