11:58 AM 8/19/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "He who laughs, lasts." -anonymous

Chuey's Corner:
[Chuquita, Goku, & Veggie are sitting in the other room, watching glumly as
Chi-Chi sits at the Corner's Desk]
Chi-Chi: Hello, and welcome to part 2 of this story. I'm your new host--
Chuquita: (grumbles) Thanks to me & my big mouth.
Chi-Chi: (angrily) WHAT WAS THAT?!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (meekly) Nothing, nothing at all. Heh-heh
Vegeta: Hmmph, (to Chu) Why didn't you stand up to her!
Chuquita: (whispering) If you're so darn eager about it then YOU say something to her.
Vegeta: (gulps) WHAT?!
Chuquita: (smirks) You heard me tough guy, YOU go tell Chi-Chi we want our Corner back.
Vegeta: Buh, buh, buh, buh, (turns to Goku) KAKARROT COME WITH ME!
Goku: (whimpers) No...
Vegeta: You big baby! (swallows hard) Fine, I'm going to tell her off!
[Chu & Goku watch as Veggie walks up to the desk where Chi-Chi is sitting at]
Chuquita: (to Goku) He's a goner isn't he?
Goku: Dead man walking.
Vegeta: (taps Chi-Chi on the shoulder)
Chi-Chi: AND WHAT DO _YOU_ WANT!
Vegeta: (whinces) Uhh, excuse me, onna, but--
Chi-Chi: _WHAT_ DID YOU CALL ME?
Vegeta: (squeaks out) Mrs. Son?
Chi-Chi: (smiles) Good. Go ahead, what did you want to tell me?
Vegeta: (stammers) Uh, uh, you know, we were all, uh, discussing and we'd like it if, uhm--
Chi-Chi: Yes?
[Goku & Chu cringe as Chi-Chi pulls out a baseball bat & whacks Vegeta, sending him flying into
& through the wall to the room the others were hiding in]
Goku: (looks down at the near-unconsious prince) Ouch.
Chuquita: Hmm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
Vegeta: (woozy) Muh, Mommy?... (collapses unconsious)

Summary: Veggie's getting a tonsillectomy, unfortunately for him, he doesn't know what it is!
And after hearing a gruesome, over-exaggerated story from Goku, Veggie decides to escape from
the hospital? Will he make it out of there in time? Will he get caught? Will he cry like a little
baby when the doctors start sticking the sharp, jagged, and pointy instruments down his throat?
Find out!
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:::" WAHHHHHHhhhHHHH!!! MY POOR LITTLE BUDDY'S guh, guh GONE!!! " Goku sobbed as he,
Bulma, and the rest of the group stood in a large field, the doctor hanging his head.
" I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do. A hopeless case. It was only a matter of time
before he..you understand. " the doctor said to Bulma, who was also crying.
Vegeta looked on at the scene, utterly confused. He walked up behind Goku & Kuririn, who
was trying to comfort Goku.
" What ARE you whining about?! " Vegeta asked, then getting no response, grumbled to
himself and walked around the two & in front of them, " WELL?! "
" WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAaAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I'M GONNA MISS 'IM KURIRIN! " Goku wailed as Kuririn
handed him a hankerchief, which Goku promptly blew his nose into, he handed the hankerchief back
to Kuririn, who put his hands up.
" Heh, no thanks, you can keep it. " Kuririn said, " It wasn't mine anyway, that one's
Yamcha's. I borrowed it. "
" HEY! " Yamcha shouted at Kuririn. Vegeta chuckled.
" Now it's got Kako-germs all over it. Nice one baldy. " he laughed, then noticed Kuririn
wasn't paying any attention, " HEY BALDY! I'M TRYING TO BE _NEIGHBORLY_ OVER HERE AND YOU'RE NOT
EVEN BOTHERING TO LISTEN! " he yelled.
" I don't think I'm really going to miss him, it's just going to feel 'weird' around here
without him. " Kuririn said aloud, " Very 'weird'. "
" Well I for one am GLAD he's gone, what a jerk. " Yamcha said, then stopped as Bulma
started crying harder, " Ohh, I'm sorry Bulma. " he said, then patted her on the back.
Vegeta stood there, trying to make sense of what was happening, " ...AH! I know what's
happening here, that namek must've bit the big one! Bought the farm! Went to that big place in
the sky! " he smirked, then gasped to see Piccolo standing in the far back of the group. Vegeta
counted the entire group, trying to figure out who was missing.
" Oh no..WHERE'S LITTLE B-CHAN! " he shrieked.
" I'm sorry I couldn't bring Bura with me, she was too emotional after finding out about
him, I couldn't take her here with me, I'd only make it worse. " Bulma said to Yamcha, " She's
back home in his room crying her eyes out. "
" Goten? " Vegeta said, then dismissed the idea, noticing Goten was also trying to calm
Goku down, who was crying the hardest of them all, " Strange, I've never seen Bakarrot cry this
much. It's not Chi-Chi, and it's not Gohan...then... " Vegeta froze, " No...no no no. " he spun
around to see a tombstone. He fell to his knees and stared at the inscription, " Here lies Vegeta
Briefs, the saiyajin no ouji... " he trailed off, reading the birth & death dates, shocked, " But
, but, that can't BE! HOW CAN I BE DEAD IF I'M RIGHT HERE! " he exclaimed, " KAKARROT! He'll
listen to me! " Vegeta ran over to Goku, who was still crying, " KAKARROT! STOP YOUR SNIVELING
RIGHT NOW! I'M DOWN HERE! " he shouted up at him. Vegeta reached out to pull Goku's hankerchief
out of his hands, then gasped as he watched is hand go right through him.
" AHH! " Vegeta cried, then stuck his half-transparent hand through Goku's chest, " I, I
can't be, I WON'T be! KAKARROT I'M ALIVE! LISTEN TO ME I'M ALIVE! I'M RIGHT HERE! " he shouted,
then watched the group begin to leave, everyone heading home. Goku stopped & turned around.
Vegeta smiled, " THAT'S IT! HERE I AM! YOU _DID_ HEAR ME DIDN'T YOU KAKA-CHAN! " he clasped his
hands together, then paused as Goku walked right through him and bent down in front of the tomb
stone and hugged it.
" WAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHAhhhhhhhhaahhhhhHaHAhahahAH!!! FORGIVE ME FOR LEAVING YOU
IN THAT MEAN 'OL HOSPITAL LITTLE BUDDY PLEASE!!!! " Goku cried, tears rushing down his cheeks.
He stood up.
" GOKU! HURRY UP ALREADY! " Chi-Chi shouted to her husband.
" Coming. " Goku grinned, then ran off, leaving Vegeta standing in front of the tombstone
alone.
" WHERE ARE YOU GOING! KAKARROT COME BACK! _PLEASE_ COME BACK KAKARROT! DON'T LEAVE ME
HERE! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE...alone...!!! ":::



" AHHHHHHHHH!!!! " Vegeta bolted up breathing heavily to find himself in the operation
room. The doctor and assistants, Bulma, and Goku staring at him pecuilarly.
" You oh-kay little buddy? " Goku asked.
" Wha, wha, wha... " Vegeta stuttered.
" The doctor called us to come over here because you wouldn't cooraperate, then you
fainted and started screaming in your sleep and that's pretty much why we're here. " Bulma
explained.
" ... " Vegeta punched Goku in the chest, " I'M ALIVE! " he cheered.
" Hello Mr. Briefs, are you ready now? " the doctor said soothingly.
" I'M DEAD! " Vegeta gulped, then turned to Goku, " KAKARROT! QUICK! GET ME OUTTA HERE! "
" I can't do that! " Goku answered.
" YOU'LL REGRET IT WHEN I'M DEAD AND BURIED SIX FEET UNDER AND YOUR CRYING YOUR EYES OUT
OVER ME! THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR LEAVING ME HERE! " he shouted.
Bulma looked at him oddly, " Dead? But Vegeta, you can't DIE from a-- "
" --hush onna! " Vegeta interrupted her, he grabbed her hand, " Onna, before they knock
me unconsious and rip my organs out of my body, I just want to say...I love you. "
" Vegeta, what are you talking about? " Bulma asked, confused.
" I'm talking about that big gravity room in the sky, Onna! " Vegeta said, the looked
over at Goku, who had his usual big stupid grin on his face, " And Kakarrot? "
" Yeah? " Goku said excitedly.
" I...ech, " Vegeta retched, " I, uh, wanted to uh, I, what I mean to say is..uh.. "
" YEAH?? " Goku grinned wider.
" I, erm, eh, I want to tell you that I, uh... "
" _YEAHHHHHH_?! " an anxious, almost psychotic smile engulfed half of Goku's face.
" I...I love you too. " he spat, then turned his head away.
" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Gee, that has to be
the NICEST thing you ever said to me little buddy! " Goku said, touched.
" Yeah yeah, whatever. " Vegeta grumbled, crossing his arms.
" And you deserve a big THANK YOU hug for that! " Goku said, reaching out to grab
Vegeta's waist.
" Touch me and I'll break your teeth in. " Vegeta growled as Goku backed away.
" Awwwww, no ya won't! " Goku said cheerfully, " Cuz now I know that you REALLY love me!"
" AWWWWWWWW... " the nurses and doctors said together, smiling.
" SHUT UP RIGHT NOW OR I'LL BLAST ALL OF YOU!!! " Vegeta screamed furiously.
" Oh little buddy, how can I believe that when I know how much you love me. " Goku
giggled, grabbing one of Vegeta's cheeks & pinching it, " You're so silly! "
" LET GO OUF MY THCHEEK OR ELTHSE I'LL THOCK YOU!!! " he said angrily then bolted up
as he noticed the doctor putting a gas mask over Vegeta's nose & mouth, " WHAT'S THIS BAKA
CONTRAPTION FOR! "
" Hey, I remember that thingy! It's the giggly gas mask they put on me and it made me
all woozy & happy and then I fell asleep! " Goku smiled.
" Well I don't feel happy OR woozy. " Vegeta grumbled, " And I don't want to. " he
huffed, then crossed his arms as he sat on the stretcher.
The doctor looked down at his watch, " That's strange, it's been 5 minutes and Mr. Briefs
still hasn't gotten a felt the effect of the gas. "
" Hmmph, if you think you can knock me out with your stupid sciencey methods then you're
joking! " Vegeta smirked, then rubbed his eyes as everything started to look blurryier than usual
" You oh-kay lil buddy? " Goku asked.
" Yes I'm fine! " Vegeta snapped at him, then chuckled to himself, " Hee-hee. hahaha. "
" What's so funny? " Goku said curiously.
" WoooooOoOoOoOoOoooOOOoooOO..look at all the pretty colors...heehee. " Vegeta grinned
stupidly.
" Yes, I see them, they're very pretty. " Bulma said, playing along, " And you know what?
I bet you can see a lot more of those pretty colors if you lay back down and close your eyes. "
she said, putting her hands on Vegeta's shoulders & leaning him back.
" You're a silly lady! " he laughed.
" ...yeahhh. Good for me. Now close your eyes. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Aww, you're all such beautiful people, hehheh, taking care of me like this. You're
beautiful, really! I mean it! " Vegeta smiled, under the influence of the gas, " You're all
sillies! "
" Goku, YOU try! " Bulma sighed in defeat. Goku shrugged & bent down to Vegeta's height.
" Hi little buddy! " Goku waved cautiously.
" Kiss me! " Vegeta squealed, puckering up.
" ...oh-kay, I'm done. " Goku said quickly, then backed away from him.
The doctor sweatdropped, " He should be asleep by now..Umm, Mr. Briefs? "
" You're shiney! "
" Yes, yes I am. But that's besides the point. " the doctor said. He turned to two of
his nurses, " Hold Mr. Briefs down please. " he said as each nurse held one of Vegeta's arms down
on the platform, causing his head to also lean back upon it, the goofy grin still on his face,
" I think I may have to give him a needle to put him into a deeper sleep. This obviously isn't
working. "
" GAH! YOU CAN'T PUT A NEEDLE IN MY LITTLE BUDDY'S BODY! YOU'LL HURT HIM! " Goku shrieked
" Kaka-chan gimmie kissies! " Vegeta pulled his head up so he could see in front of him.
" ...oh second thought, go ahead. " Goku dismissed it.
" Come on! Pucker up! I won't bite...much. "
" You don't know who you're talking to, do you Vegeta? " Goku said, raising an eyebrow.
" Nope! " Vegeta grinned at him, " You have pretty eyes! "
" I..do? "
" So does the lady over there! " he said, pointing to his left.
" Vegeta...that's a hatrack. " Goku sweatdropped, " ...what's a hatrack doing in an
operating room? "
Vegeta leaned in the hatrack's direction, " Don't listen to him Mrs. Smith, I know you
didn't steal the goldfish from the empire state building in Kansas. "
" ... " Goku slapped himself on the forehead in dismay, " Oh brother. " he groaned, then
widened his eyes with fright as a familiar, sharp, pointy object rushed by him, " Needle. " he
squeaked out, " NEEDLE!!!!! " Goku screamed in terror, " AHH! AHH! AHH! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!
SCARY SCARY SHARP POINTY OBJECT! MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MO--what a second, I don't even know who my
Mommy IS!....OH NO! I'M AN ORPHAN JUST LIKE VEGGIE! " he gasped.
" I want Kaka-Kissies! "
" THIS IS HORRIBLE! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AND-- " Goku watched in shock as the doctor
inserted the needle into Vegeta's arm, " -and, and, and, ohhh " Goku fainted, falling to the
floor just as Bulma caught him under the arms.
" I think we'll be going now. " Bulma chuckled nervously to the doctor as she started to
drag Goku to the exit, " GOOD LUCK V-SAN! " she shouted to Vegeta, who was on the verge of
fainting himself.
" Buh-bye, see you later, chao baby! " he grinned, then paused as his eyes rolled back
in his head as he fell back unconsious.
" Well, " the doctor said, cracking his knuckles, " Let's get to work team! "



" .... " Vegeta opened his eyes, staring face up at the blinding white lights above him.
He gulped, then went to grab his now aching throat, ::Am I in...heaven?::
" HI LIL BUDDY! " Goku grinned down at Vegeta, looming over him like the plague.
::Waitaminute, this can't be heaven, KAKARROT'S here...and that can only mean...::
" AHH! "
" "Ahh" to you too! " Goku chuckled, " So, howya feeling? "
Vegeta sat up & looked around to find himself sitting in his hospital room, " Wha...how..
how'd I get back here? " he said, barely being able to speak, " And what happened to my voice? "
" Silly little buddy, it'll be like that for a while until the swelling goes down. " Goku
smiled at the confused ouji, then held something up in front of him, " Here, the doctor said you
might wanna see 'um " he handed the car containing a lumpy object in it to Vegeta.
" What is THAT?! "
" Those are you're tonsils little buddy. You know, what the doctor took out of your body.
What was making your throat hurt before. " Goku explained.
" You mean...they weren't going to take out my brains and organs and kill me? "
Goku laughed, " Now where'd you get a goofy idea like that? "
" FROM YOU! " Vegeta yelled, pointing to him.
" Oh yeah, I did tell you something like that didn't I! "
" "Oh yeah, I did tell you something like that didn't I", IDIOT! " he snapped at him,
" YOU HAD ME THINKING I WAS GOING TO DIE AND MADE ME CONFESS ALL THAT MUSHY LOVE STUFF TO YOU AND
ONNA AND--*gasp* oh no... "
" Oh yes. " Vegeta looked up to see Piccolo smirking down at him. He turned to his right
to see Kuririn, Yamcha, and the rest of the gang also in the room, all smiling at him in a sneaky
way to cover up their laughter.
He quickly turned back to Goku, " You didn't! "
" I did. "
" WHY! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Aww, you don't expect me to keep something like that a secret now do you? " he grinned,
then lept onto the bed & hugged Vegeta, " In't that right best little buddy who told me he loves
me! "
" Heeheeheeheehee! " Piccolo burst into laughter as he lay on the floor giggling insanely
, the others watching him, confused, " AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
" IT WAS A MISTAKE! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT UNTIL I WAS ON MY DEATH BED!!! " Vegeta
screamed, trying to get out of Goku's grasp, " LET GO OF ME! I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT! I WAS UNDER
THE INFLUENCE OF THAT BLASTED GAS THE DOCTOR GAVE ME!!! "
" Silly lil buddy, you told Bulma & I you loved us WAY before the doctor put the giggly
gas mask over your face. " Goku said.
" ... "
" It wasn't until AFTER you got the giggly gas in your body that you started makin kissy
faces at me. "
" AUGH! THAT'S A LIE! HE'S LIEING! " Vegeta shouted to the group, " YOU PEOPLE KNOW
BETTER THAN TO THINK I WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO BAKARROT! "
Piccolo managed to get to his feet, still laughing like crazy. He tapped Yamcha on the
shoulder, " Oh Kaka-chan, " he mocked Vegeta, " before I go, I feel I must confess, I'm
madly in love with you my sweet, thick-headed friend. "
Yamcha laughed wildly, then mocked Goku, " Kiss me my short little romeo! "
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " they both laughed.
" WHY YOU!!! " Vegeta snarled, going SSJ2, " YOU UNGRATEFUL BAKAS! MOCKING ME AS IF I WAS
SOME KAKO-LOVING MORON! WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL RIP YOU INTO SUCH SMALL PIECES YOU
WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO FIT YOUR COMBINED REMAINS IN ONE OF THESE BLASTED JAR--ack! " Vegeta
grabbed his throat.
Goku pulled away from him, " I told you not to talk so much, you'd overwork your throat
and now you can't talk! "
" ... .... ...... .. .. .....!!!! " Vegeta screamed at him, nothing coming out of his
mouth but a few squeaky noises.
" AHA! " Yamcha laughed, " Now you'll probably never be able to talk again. "
Vegeta's eyes widened.
" Yeah! And you'll probably end up dieing from it! " Piccolo lied, snickering.
Kuririn looked up at Piccolo, " You been drinking tea again? "
" HEHEHHEHEEEHEEHEEHEHEEE...how'd ya guess? "
Kuririn sweatdropped.
" You better say goodbye to all of us, you'll be going any second now! " Yamcha said,
pointing to his watch.
Vegeta gulped, then looked around the room, trying to find Goku, who was now sitting
behind him. Vegeta turned around & clutched Goku's arm, squeezing it.
" HAHAHA! JOKING! " Yamcha said, pointing to the scene.
" ... " Vegeta stared at him, shocked. He narrowed his eyes at Yamcha & lept off the bed
and in front of him, " YOU LITTLE MORON! " he screamed angrily.
" AHH! " Yamcha sped down the hall, Vegeta chasing after him furiously.
" YOU COME BACK HERE COWARD! I'LL RIP YOUR INSIDES OUT AND STUFF THEM DOWN YOUR MISERABLE
THROAT!!! " Vegeta screamed as a bloodcurtling scream could be heard down the hall.
Goku clasped his hands together & smiled, " Ain't he great! "
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4:44 PM 8/22/2001
THE END
Goku: That ended kind of suddenly, didn't it?
Chuquita: Yeah, well, sometimes it happens that way. By the way, where's Veggie?
Goku: Last I heard he left to go teach Chi-Chi another lesson.
Chuquita: But he didn't teach her one the first time! SHE'S the one who clobbered HIM!
Goku: Yeah, I know. [points to the desk where Chi-Chi sitting at; Veggie stands behind her
holding a frying pan over his head]
Chuquita: AHH! VEGGIE-CHAN NO!!!! [cringes as Veggie hurls the pan down at Chi-Chi, who grabs it
& flings him and the pan onto the table]
Chi-Chi: [narrowing her eyes] And WHAT do you think YOU'RE doing?
Vegeta: I, I, I, umm, [looks down at the pan] I was baking cookies? (cheesy smile)
Chi-Chi: (growls)
Vegeta: (nervously) Heh-heh...you're gonna hurt me again aren't you?
Chi-Chi: (nods)
Vegeta: Oh..poo.
[Chu & Goku watch as Chi-Chi proceds to beat Veggie up for a second time]
Chuquita: NOOOOOOOO--oh forget it. (shrugs) Hey Son-San, I'm going to 7 Eleven, you want me to
get you anything?
[sounds of Chi-Chi beating up Veggie in the backround]
Goku: No, not really.
Chuquita: Slurpee?
Goku: K! (grins)
Chuquita: Alright, I'll be seein ya. [leaves for the 7 Eleven]
Goku: [to audiance] (grins) Until next time! Later!