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Disclaimer: I do not own anything Star Wars related, the song or tune of "I wanna be the only one", Eternal or the guy they sang it with.

A/N: Sung to the tune of Eternal's "I wanna be the Only One", by Queen Amidala to Anakin, with a bit sung by l'il Ani, in italics. Backing vocals, in brackets, prolly sung by some drunken Gungans. During/after Episode 1.

Summary: What if Amidala had as much taste as the rest of the female population, and actually fancied Obi Wan and NOT Anakin? Apart from the fact that Star wars would never exist as we now know it, but, hey...It's just a fic, right?

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I Wanna Be With Obi Wan

Amidala:

Yes, I know you're learning, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)

But, you're only nine years old. (Yeah x 5)

All those heads are turning (Yeah x 5)

And the looks I get are cold.

I know I'm bein' mean (Bein' mean)

But, Ani, I'm the Queen... (She's the Queen)

I wanna be with Obi Wan Kenobi...

('Cos he's taller than you!)

I wanna be with Obi Wan Kenobi...

(And his voice has broken too!)

I wanna be with Obi Wan Kenobi only...

(Sorry, but it's true!)

I wanna be with Obi Wan, with Obi Wan,

(With Obi wan, not you!)

Anakin:

Now, I could drive you crazy, (Amidala: Oh lord, you do!)

And fly rings around that fool,

Can I be your baby,

If I beat him in a duel?

Amidala:

Now, Ani, please be wise,

(Best think twice!)

His 'Saber's twice your size!

('Cos you're pint-sized!)

I wanna be with Obi Wan Kenobi...

('Cos he's deadly with his tool!)

I wanna be with Obi Wan Kenobi...

(An' his pony tail's cool!)

I wanna be with Obi Wan Kenobi only...

('Cos he's not due in school!)

I wanna be with Obi Wan, with Obi Wan...

('Cos Kenobi makes me drool!!)