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Project Messiah - codename: Shinji


Another frigging Eva alternate reality by Raiden_X_
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Chapter 3 -Red and Blue makes Purple

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[Shin-chan's Lovely Suite]

"OOOOOHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

"Huh, ugh..... wha?" The boy was suddenly woken up by a loud whoop coming from the Kitchen.

That sound's like Misato! She might be hurt!...

Shinji raced out of his room, only to find Misato drinking her traditional morning beer. The young Ikari clutched his nose quickly as he noticed that the major was scantily clad with her small biker shorts and wearing only her bra on top.

"G'mornin Shinji!" she said half asleep as she scratched between her legs.

"URk!" the boy went back to his room as fast as he could for fear of spilling the blood in his nose at his guardian.


The boy noticed the time.

Shinji did not however, hear a groan coming from the other room.


I better get ready for school!

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[The bathroom]

Shinji waited for Penpen to finish this time.

When the bird left, the boy re-filled the tub with hot water and went in.

No wonder that penguin loves to take a bath here. This one is quite deeper than usual tubs.

The boy then sank down, trying to measure just how deep he could go. Suddenly, the door opened and a red haired girl walked. She quickly stripped of her clothes and groggily stepped in the tub.

That stupid bird must have left the tap running. The young lady thought before coming in the tub.

That's weird... I don't remember Penpen have a squeaky toy... Asuka thought as she sat down on something round, soft and has this long thing attached into it...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKK. HENTAI!! RAPPIST!" Shrieked the girl when realization stepped in.

Asuka quickly stood up and grabbed something to throw at the offender.

"gah! *cough* Huh.. uh wha!!!" Shinji Spluttered having his head released by a foot, which previously prevented him from breathing and screaming underneath the tub. The Young man then looked up, after spitting some swallowed water, and saw a gorgeous, naked, red haired girl carrying something heavy...

"Hentai!"

*Crash* as the large shampoo bottle projectile connected with his head.

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[Shin-chan's Lovely Suite]

"-Who is this pervert anyway?"

"He's the commander's son, Ikari Shinji."

"What's he doing in here? Shouldn't he be at Wondergirl's?"

"She only has one room."

"Why is he here anyway? Don't tell me he is another pilot!"

"ugh...........Whu-What happened?" as Shinji came back to consciousness.

"Shinji! Are you alright?" asked a concerned Misato.

"uh...I think so." he then noticed that he was still naked and covered in his blanket.

"EEEP!" he said as he tried to cover himself some more.

"Don't worry. I've already seen it." The major winked seductively.

"Serves you right for checking up on my beautiful naked body, Hentai!"

"Your the one who walked in on me!" Shinji replied defensively

"You didn't have to go and try to kill him for just that."

"ARE YOU CRAZY! The only person allowed to see me naked is Kaji!!"

"Whatever."

Shinji took this time to sneak off quickly and put on his uniform in the bathroom as the two persons in his room bickered from one subject unto another. He came back to get his other stuff.

"Uh, Shinji! I'm sorry about this. This is Asuka, the Second-Child. She also stays here. She had just came home from the hospital after she forced the doctors to skip the tests." said Misato

"Um...sorry about the incident earlier, I forgot to lock the door."

"Damn straight!"

"Asuka."

"What?"

"We haven't installed a lock there, remember?"

"So what? He could at least put up a sign or something!"

"uh...excuse me."

"Hmm?"

"How do I get to school? I don't know where to go yet."

"MEIN GOTT! I'm going to be late! This is all your fault dummkopf!" the girl said as she shot out of the room, back to her own.

".... What did she just call me?"

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[On the way to school]

I can't believe that the guy that killed the Angel is this stupid jerk! She thought as she ran to school, being followed by Shinji

"Hey! Please, wait up!"

"If you don't want to be late to school I suggest that you move your ass in gear!"

"Hai..."

"You better not tell anyone about what happened earlier or I'll bus your balls!!"

"Gomen..."

"You're so pathetic. You already said sorry at least 16 times."

"Go-...."

"Humph!"

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[The Classroom]

"-please welcome your new classmate, Ikari Shinji."

The boy shyly greeted the class.

They sent HIM to MY CLASS?!! Thought the redhead.

As the boy looked around the class, he saw his sister smiling back at him. The class gasped when they saw this kind of emotion from the 'Ice queen' He also noticed that she is still have bandages like Asuka. Only that she was more patient with medicine than Asuka was and refrained from opening the cast. She also has a patch on her eye.

I'll go talk to her at Lunch break.

Shinji got a death-glare from Asuka while he went to his assigned seat. The female part of the class got this strange pleasurable vibe coming from the new guy. All of them tried to stifle their giggles.

"Aaaah!" Mana, the girl sitting beside him moaned in ecstasy from the sudden jolt.

"Ms. Kirishima, please refrain from teasing the young sir."

Both the boy and Mana blushed as the class laughed at them. After the class has quieted down, the teacher started his lecture. The old man droned on about Second Impact. Even the teacher fell asleep while leaning on the board. Nobody dared to wake the poor man for they do not want to hear his boring lectures. Shinji was half asleep himself until he got a message from an anonymous sender.

^Are you the pilot of the Evangelion that fought that thing last week? ^

^What? ^ He typed.

^Well, are you? ^

After a long pause, Shinji responded.

^Hai. ^

Suddenly almost all of the students surrounded him.

"That Battle was Way Cool!"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Can I have your autograph?"

"Can you introduce me to your boss? I would like to be a pilot too!"

How dare they? I should be the one that got that Angel! It's Rei's Fault! Asuka seethed in her chair.

"Class! Please settle down!" Shouted the Class Rep.

"Thank you Ms. Horaki." said the Sensei as he woke up.

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[The cafeteria]

"Is this seat taken?"

"Nope. Please, sit down." Replied the blue haired girl.

Shinji placed his bento box on the table.

Good thing I prepared my lunch last night.

"It's been a long time, hasn't it?"

"I almost didn't recognize you with that blue dye on your hair and those red contact lenses."

"Well, you know that I like to rebel from time to time."

"So, how's it been?" Shinji asked.

"It's rough sometimes but I always make the cut."

Shinji nodded in agreement

"Are you feeling alright?" he pointed at the cast.

"I'm OK. This is only a hairline fracture."

"That's good."

"So how's your cello? I have been practicing with my Viola all these years."

"Not bad, I still haven't mastered it yet though."

"Well, that's alright." She smiled

They ate and picked up on old times until an eye-glassed, brown haired boy went up to Shinji.

"Hi there! My name's Kensuke. Pleased to meet ya!"

"Um..same here."

"Look, no offense but I got a friend who's sister got injured when your robot smashed on his house. The little girl is now safe in the hospital, but my friend is real angry and he is on his way now..."

"Huh?" Shinji said as he got throttled from behind and got hit in the chest.

"That's for sending my sis to the hospital. I've got no real problems with you pilots but I had to hit you to gain satisfaction for my sister."

The tall boy lifted his arm to prepare another punch. A pale hand restraining his arm stopped him.

"Stop this foolishness."

The boy looked back at Rei and re-composed himself.

"Fine. Were even, kid." he said to Shinji.

"I'm sorry......." the young Ikari replied

With that, the thug left.

"I'm so sorry about this, please forgive him. He has a short temper but his intentions are usually good. That thing about his sister really got him on the edge."

"It's alright. I'm the one who is supposed to be sorry. I caused this mess..."

"See you later, Shinji." Kensuke left and went after his friend.

"Are you alright?"

"I'm fine, sis."

I got to make it up to his sister somehow. Thought Shinji, clutching his chest.

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End of chapter 3

Next chapter--- My Blue Heaven