Rinoa's day of insanity!
Disclaimer: I don't own the
FF8 characters blah, blah, blah…
It's a wonderful day in
Balamb Garden! Birds are singing, students are going about their daily
business, Rinoa's about to send a fireball at Cid…
Rinoa: Hey Cid!
Cid: Yes…WHAT THE?!?!?
*He gets fried by a huge
fireball!*
Rinoa: HEHEHHAHAHH!!!!
…Yeah, just another normal
day at Balamb Garden.
Rinoa: Hehehe…. BURN
EVERYTHING! PURRRRRTTTTY FIIIIIRRRRREEEE!!! *Sends another fireball flying at a
student, who is now rolling on the floor in flames*
Rinoa: HEHEHEH
HAAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Squall and Zell are sitting
in the cafeteria eating hotdogs, when they Quistis rushes in.
Quistis: SQUALL! Rinoa's
gone insane! She's fireballing everything in sight! ACK!! *Is set alight by a
stray fireball*
Rinoa: HEHEHAHAHH!!! OOPS!!
Zell: Yo, shouldn't we do
anything?
Squall: Later, right now we
need to have some more hotdogs!
Zell: ALL RIGHT!
Quistis: Ouch.
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Selphie is organising the
next Garden Festival, when she sees a stray fireball hit the stage. This of
course does not sit well with our perky little airhead, who immediately turns
to a still-insane Rinoa.
Selphie: RINOA!!! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING! Uh-oh
*Selphie watches
in horror as a huge fireball the size of a car is sent flying at her. It hits
her head on, and she lies down on the ground twitching*
Rinoa: HEHEHAHAH!!! BURN
EVERYTHING!!! HAHAH!!
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Back in the cafeteria…
Squall: MORE HOTDOGS!
Zell: YEAH!!
*Loud screams come
from the hallway*
Zell: Yo, shouldn't we check
that out?
Squall: Nah, let's eat our
hotdogs!
Zell: YEAH!
Quistis: Ooohhh…lookie all
da purty fireballs!
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Irvine: Hey, Rinoa! ACK!!
*Irvine ducks the
first fireball, and the second, and the third…but not the fourth and fifth!*
Irvine: Ouchies! Hey! Lookie
all da purty birdies! Heheheh!!
Rinoa: MWAHAH!!! *Runs into
the Training Center to terrorise the monsters*
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Cid has just about recovered
from the fireball, and is on the phone to Rinoa's father.
Cid: CARAWAY!! YOUR DAUGHTER'S
GONE MAD!!! SHES FIREBALLING EVERYBODY!!
Caraway: How is that my
problem?
Cid: She's your daughter!
Caraway: So? I don't care! *Puts
down the phone*
Cid: Damn…we're stuck with
an insane Sorceress!
*A fireball flies
through the floor and fries him*
Cid: *pressing the intercom*
SQUALL GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP HERE NOW!!!
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Squall: Oh crap, the
headmaster's mad!!
Zell: DID HE JUST SWEAR?!
Quistis: Me Blue Mage! Me
use monster skills!
Zell: *looking down at the
crispy instructor* Um, Squall? Quistis has gone slightly mad. Squall?
Squall: *can be seen running
toward the headmaster's office at breakneck speed*
Zell: Hey! MORE HOTDOGS FOR
ME!!!
Quistis: The wheels on da
bus go 'round and 'round!
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In the training center…
Rinoa: OHHH!!! CRISPY FRIED
T-REXAURS!!! HHEHHAHHA!!
*T-Rexaur's and Grats can be
seen running away from the insane Sorceress*
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Squall: You wanted to see me
sir?
Cid: Yes…GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND
UNDER CONTROL OR YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS GARDEN!!
Squall: *jumping* YES SIR!!
*Runs out to find Rinoa*
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The Cafeteria…
Zell: Mmmm… HOTDOGS GOOD!!
Quistis: I love you; you
love me! We're a happy family!!
Zell: NOW she's startin' to
scare me! *Eats another hotdog*
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The training center…
Squall has just found Rinoa,
and is currently avoiding her fireballs…
Squall: RINOA CALM DOWN!
Rinoa: DID YOU JUST CALL ME
A CLAM!!?? *Sends another fireball in Squall's direction*
Squall: *dodging the
fireball* NO! JUST CALM DOWN!!! *Cast's sleep on her* Oh thank Hyne!!
*Picks her up and takes her
to her dorm*
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Several hours later…
Rinoa: Hey? What happened
here?
Everybody else: GET HER!!
Rinoa: YIKES!! *Runs like
hell*
THE END!