HELLO, and welcome to Anime-Chibi-Theatre, where we take completely RANDOM anime character, turn them into little kids, and watch their adventures unfold/speak to them for no reason at all! EXCITING! GRAND! TOUCHING! BETTER THEN YOUR LAME FAN-FIC SHOWS!! And here's our host with the most, the Queen of Confused Fangirls, the God of What...
N a n i c h a n ! (Bright flashing lights)

Nanichan: WAZZAAAAHHH!!!

TODAY on Anime-Chibi-Theatre, Wufei reveals some of his..err...hidden feelings to Piccolo. On and on and on, they don't pay me enough to sound permanently happy while spouting this bull...

Nanichan: ::coughs and slips Announcer a five-pound-note::

The sun is shining, the breeze is balmy, and Ash is fighting to become a POKEMON MASTER!! Meanwhile, Wufei decides to reveal his true feelings to Piccolo. That's right, kids, Wufei is a BI! But it doesn't matter, because the SUN is SHINING!! And the BREEZE is BALMY! TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!
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Wufei: ...

Gohan: ::bouncing around:: Piccoro-san, Dai Dai!

Piccolo: Stop it.

Gohan: ::bouncing around:: Piccoro-san, Dai Dai!

Piccolo: Stop it.

Gohan: ::bouncing around:: Piccoro-san, Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai -

Piccolo: STOP!! IT!!!

Gohan: ...suki......

Wufei: Piccolo.

Piccolo: I hate you.

Wufei: ::cracks and runs off, screaming:: ONNA!

Frieza: Um...What am I doing here? I'm supposed to be dead...

Wufei: JUSTICE!!

Tai: Davis, YOU are MORE deserving of my goggles then I am!!

Davis: K-K-KARI! WAI!!!

Wufei: But PICCOLO!

Piccolo: What is it, Wufei.

Wufei: I love you.

GASP!!!

Relena: WUFEI! Your a BI!?

Wufei: Bi? ME!? Why, the NERVE!! I am APPALLED! I'm a CARTOON!!!

Relena: Oh, tee-hee, I'm sorry!

Wufei: I'm a homosexual.

Relena: ::sweatdrops and falls over. Unfortunately, a bunch of rabid rats and squirells mistake her for being dead and she is eaten alive. WHOO!::

Wufei: I LOVE you, Piccolo!

Piccolo: Oh...I can't take this anymore....I can't hold it in anymore... ::bursts into song:: FEEEEEEEEEEELINGS!! WOAH-WOAH-WOAH FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS!!

Wufei: ::joins in and they start tapdancing around stupidly:: FEEEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEEELIIIIIINNNNGGGSSS!!!

Frieza: You know, I haven't shown up much in this even though I am SUPPOSED to be one of the main characters. And every girl seems to hate me, JUST because I'm gay. YEAH!? WELL GUESS WHAT, MORONIC FANGIRLS!? VEGETA IS GAY TOO!! WAHAHAHA! YOUR PRECIOUS VEGETA IS GAAAYYY!!! ::joins Wufei and Piccolo in the stupid tapdancing ruteine and looks very cute::

Ayuri: ::interupts dancing routine:: WAIT!!

Frieza: GASP!

Wufei: Who are YOU!?

Ayuri: I am from the neglected anime, Rising Sun! And I am here to claim Piccolo!

Piccolo: SHRIEK! SAVE me, WUFEI!

Wufei: No! You shall never take Piccolo!

Ayuri: Oh, that's what YOU think! PICCOLO MY LOVE!! I am... ::pause:: YOUR FATHER!!

Piccolo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Wufei: But if your his father, why do you want to take him away!?

Ayuri: Because I HATE you, Wufei! I want to make you sad!

Frieza: ::Sniff:: I'm always left out...

Piccolo: Daddy! Your always SO horrible!

Ayuri: Silence, boy! Come on!

Piccolo: NOOOO!! Wufei, save me!!

Wufei: Fear NOT, my love! I will slay Ayuri!

Ayuri: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRGGG!!!! ::turns into the knavish big wolf::

Piccolo: ::squealing girlishly:: OOOOOO Wufei!! Be CAREFUL!!

Ayuri: ::claws at Wufei and misses each time like he-she always seems to do::

Frieza: Oh look a puppy...::Walks off oblivous to others::

Ayuri: RAAAARRRGGGHHHH!! I MUST WIN!!!! ::explodes in zappy lines::

Piccolo: NOOOOOOO!! Not the...ZAPPY LINES!! ANYTHING BUT THE ZAPPY LINES!!! OHHH WOO-FAY-SAH-MA, BE CAREFUL!!

Natayu: ::bounces out like a knave:: YOU CAN DO IT SISTER!! ::unfortunately, a zappy line hit Natayu and she is FRIED, JUST LIKE RELENA! SURRAH!!::

Wufei: I MUST protect my princess!!

Piccolo: OH NO!!! It's...it's TERRIBLE Wufei!!

Wufei: What!? What could be worse then Ayuri's knavish Wolf-zilla form!?

Piccolo: A TO BE CONTINUED SIGN!! ::ominous music::

To be continued....
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Nanichan: Today, there was a lot of violence on A.C.T! Well, whadda ya know!? That spells Act! Tee-hee-hee! Anyway, there was a lot of violence on A.C.T. today. Why? Because we SUCK!! NEVER be violent, kiddies! Or you'll be sucky, violent people like us!! Talk and work it out! Nani-chan says!

Puar: ::pops up:: Nani-chan says!? What about Nani-chan DOES!? ::In another simply HORRIBLE turn of events, Puar EXPLODES!! YAY!! There IS more happiness in the world then sadness AFTERall!!::
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Whelp, that was the first episode. Yes the FIRST, you moron, I didn't right any before this. Ok so it was screwed up. For instance, Piccolo is a Namekian (for those of you who don't know, that means he doesn't have a Mummy and a Daddy). But OH WELL! Review it for flames, suggestions, cries of anguish, whatever. Oh, and the copyright?
I DO own Digimon!! I own ALL the stupid little kids and tie them to rocks and poke them with a taser when they get uppity!!