Disclaimer: I don't own Link, Zelda, the butler, ect. Nintendo does!
A little butler!

I saw a little butler,
I thought I'd play his game,
He said he would give me a prize,
Or I would hang my head in shame,
Ohh!
He tried to push me off a cliff!
He tried to burn me and,
Cook my toes!
He tried to smush me and make me his pancake!
And the end of his game,
He gave me five rupees instead of ten!
Ohh!
He tried to push me off a cliff!
He tried to burn me and,
Cook my toes!
He tried to smush me and make me his pancake!
And afta' he disappeared,
I had to go through it all over again!
Ohh!
He tried to push me off a cliff!
He tried to burn me and,
Cook my toes!
He tried to smush me and make me his pancake!
And the end of his game,
He gave me five rupees instead of ten!
And now that I see the light,
That stupid butler will hide in fright!