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Buffy

A young, beautiful woman is wandering through a mid-summer field of wildflowers and grass. She looks at the camera, while she flips her head and her golden locks fall away from her face and over her shoulders. It is Buffy, the Vampire Slayer ®.

"Do you ever get that 'not so fresh feeling'?"

The beauty continues meandering, but the scenery changes until she is surrounded by dead, leafless trees and dozens of headstones.

"That's why I use Slaytex ®, the tampon for…"

A truly ugly beast lunges at Buffy from its hiding spot behind a mausoleum. Its fangs twinkle in the night. Swiftly, our heroine redirects his force, ramming his head into an old Oak. She stands back to survey the situation.

"Don't ever interrupt me like that! Can't you see I'm in the middle of something important, Mr. Night of the Living Dead!?"

Deftly, the blonde pulls out a wooden stake and shoves it through the vampire's heart. It explodes into a cloud of dust, leaving only Buffy's hand holding the stake. As the camera pans in, we can see a word come into focus. "Slaytex ®" She then pulls the stake apart to reveal a tampon inside.