Chibi Cell's aspirations for Universal DominationBy:Kinsemini
FOR ANTI-CELL FANS ONLY: A 3 year old Cell plots revenge and moans + cries a lot. His squeaky voice is driving him insane and all the comfort he gets is from a cat's head... Go figure
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 4 - Published: Oct 10, 2001 - id: 430886
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The green mucus (all that was left of Cell) slithered across the
deserted wasteland, the intensity of the battle with Gohan
The green
mucus (all that was left of Cell) slithered across the deserted wasteland, the
intensity of the battle with Gohan. Cell was still alive; the microscopic
android germ that was his ever mighty ultimate form cursed all Saiyans and
their friends. One word: - Revenge, and after he had revenge he would have a
nice game of Universe domination. He was trying to get past that he was this
biomechanical blip that had no chance whatsoever at this moment in time in
getting revenge. So he waited, 5 long years he waited. He was still a piece of
Mecha mess but had biologically generated into a young android. He was a kind
of cross between Garlic Junior and a horny toad. Chibi Cell looked harmless and
even the evil glare made it look like he was about to sneeze. He attempted to
speak for the first time and he sounded like Bulma on Crack and Helium. "Dude
this is fucked up right here." He said disgusted with his voice. Chibi Cell
tried to fly, he began to glow a thin yellow aura that looked like it was going
to short circuit, he kind of waddle a few steps and jumped up in the air,
hardly leaving the ground he landed on his butt and cross legged he started
shouting "What, I can't even fly! Come on! I have been nothing but green faeces
for two years and now I can actually speak, I can't get a fucking break! I
(lips pout and eyes water) wanna rule the universe and no one is being my
friend. All I want is to eat people, rule the universe and poop!" (Sobs so
loudly it sends a satellite signal to space. A laser is shot from it heading
for Earth.) Meanwhile a girl in pretty pink frilly frocks is grooming her pussy
(laser coming faster) Her pussy purrs with delight and plays with her bell and
her pink bow, (Laser beam visible) The little girls pussy panics and goes into
an epileptic fit while the girls wonders why her pussy is being such a vicious
cunt. Laser beam hits little girl's lap where pussy is. Nothing happens. The
little girl grooms her pussy once more and suddenly her pussy is charged with
energy and begins pooping rapidly on the girl, her pussy farts and explodes.
The girl is shocked and realises the laser hit her also. Her legs slide off her
body and to the ground where a dog comes along and pisses on them while a rat
nibbles at the flesh.
Back to Chibi Cell, a cats head lands in his lap with its face looking like
someone has rammed a cob of sweet corn up it's once attached ass. Cell is
overjoyed and ties string to is snapped spine, cuddling it and squeezing it so
hard the eyes nearly pop out. He begins his journey to Beat the shit out of
Goku's crew…….with a cats head.
*Silouhette of a desert sunset with the shadow of Chibi Cell dragging a Cats
head behind him and the tinkling of the bell. *
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