Chibi Cell continued his journey to eliminate Shitty Saiyans (as you do when you're a pint sized bottle green overlord)

Chibi Cell continued his journey to eliminate Shitty Saiyans (as you do when you're a pint sized bottle green overlord). The tinkle of his "friend's" bell sounded. A once loved kitty, now nothing but a mutated cats head (Laser/Squits-Boom! Thing). He called her Poopsie after 5 long hours of names (Nipple, Frappe, Clitoris, Dungaree's etc.) She was letting off the most disgusting stench in the galaxy. Chibi Cell wandered stopping every five minutes to re-attach Poopsie's eye. Once again he glowed yellow and managed to sustain floating, he flew across the desert and came to a field "Yey! I can fly, take that Gohan you little shi..Woah!" The squeaky pea crashed into a field of Buffalo. Once he pulled his head out of a Buffalo's Muffalo he thought about revenge. "Ha! That Gohan will pay, first I will rip out his insides, stuff them back in the wrong way, force him to shit them out and eat them whilst singing Spice Girls!" (Does a Dr. Evil pose.) He grinned evilly patting a Spice Girls CD in his pocket. The Chibi Cell Ghost thing appeared and burped loudly…he then returned sticking his finger up at Chibi Cell. Cell, confused more than ever went to kill the buffalo he had a liaison with and pushed his hands together creating a small ball of light, it then shot a thin beam at the Buffalo's forehead who blinked blankly and then frowned, charging faster at Chibi Cell. Chibi Cell screeched like a girl (did the whole Looney toons thing) and hugged Poopsie with all his might. He was then hit and flew straight across to the Amazon jungle where he fell and cracked his pelvis. Relieving his wedgie (and now with a permanent limp,) Cell starts to well up and screams and kicks the floor shouting, " Why can't I be evil! I want to kill people and everyone is so unfair! I look like a tree, smell as bad as poopsie (Poopsie's blank face) and can't get Cliff Richard out of my head!!!" His tantrum had begun.

Meanwhile a mother ape was giving birth while the father ape was recording it with his video camera (Come on, everyone has them these days.) They celebrate happily and kiss holding the baby close to their arms. A rumble is heard and a stampede comes rushing through taking the father ape with them. He gets rammed up the ass by a Rhino, and trampled on by a giraffe. Left for dead a female elephant sits on him and his arms and legs pop off (lots of squelching and blood.) Using the ape's arm to wipe herself she has an accident and her acidic piss melts the apes head, all that is left is the upper torso. The rat appears and nibbles at the arms and legs leftover. The baby ape cries and the mother punches it. "You're fathers dead, and all you can do is be selfish. THWAP!" A flock of vultures carry the torso in the air for lunch and one had to scratch his balls so it fell.

Back to Cell, an apes upper torso landed in front of them. Cell wiped his eyes and squealed with delight and slotted poopsie's spine into the upper torso. "You got a chest now Poopsie!! Lets go find Gohan and make his hair obey gravity for once." Poopsie's expression stays.

*Silhouette of Chibi Cell & Poopsie walkibng through the jungle while animals drop dead as an effect of Poopsie's stench (awwwww). *