It is a black time for Zell.
Disclaimer:
It is my fire,
My one desire,
Was hurt when they said:
"Hot dogs are banned here!"
Just coz some weird dude got sick
With tummy aches,
So Cid said loud and clear,
"Hot dogs are banned here!"
Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a tummy ache.
Tell me why
They taste something like beef steak,
Tell me why,
I never want to hear it said:
"Hot dogs are banned here!"
It's best when it's been
Char grilled,
With ketchup
And mustard,
But it's too late,
Coz hot dogs are banned here!
Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a tummy ache.
Tell me why
They taste something like beef steak,
Tell me why,
I never want to hear it said:
"Hot dogs are banned here!"
Cid saw that weird dude and asked him, "Whazzuuuuuuup?!?!?!?!?!?!"
When he saw that he's crippling in pain, yeah.
They went to t'infirmary, Dr. Kadowaki said,
"Those hot dogs are bad for kids!"
Turned out the pain was from wind,
And he had scoffed lots, scoffed lots, scoffed lots of hot dogs!
I'M REALLY JEALOUS!
That was why he had a tummy ache!
I've missed that taste like beef steak!
Still, Headmaster Cid had this to say,
"Hot dogs are banned here!"
Tell me why,
Ain't nothin' but a tummy ache.
Tell me why
They taste something like beef steak,
Tell me why,
I never want to hear it said:
"Hot dogs are banned here!"
Tell me why Cid banned hot dogs from round here,
Just because you end up with a tummy ache from trapped wind,
I don't see nutin' wrong wit' dat!
But hot dogs are banned here,
So I'll eat cheeseburgers instead!!!
Diddums!
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