Tell me why,

It is a black time for Zell.  Headmaster Cid banned hot dogs from Balamb Garden's cafeteria, and Zell is moping.  Here is his lonesome song.  Aw!  x_^ (Yes, still have a black eye, but it's getting better!).  Big shout out to Vick330 (AAAIIIYYYAAAAAA!!!!!!!) in thanks for giving me this song idea!  x_^

Disclaimer:  I do not own this song, it belongs to the Backies, and the other song that features in this is not mine either.  The characters belong to SquareSoft, and the hot dogs are being shipped straight to Zell's fund called, "GIMMI THE HOT DOGS OR ELSE!!!!".  Please do not sue me!  I have a black eye, have sympathy instead, coz my cat is the reincarnation of Houdini and will not help me, instead she will run away and leave me crying. 

It is my fire,

My one desire,

Was hurt when they said:

"Hot dogs are banned here!"

Just coz some weird dude got sick

With tummy aches,

So Cid said loud and clear,

"Hot dogs are banned here!"

Tell me why,

Ain't nothin' but a tummy ache.

Tell me why

They taste something like beef steak,

Tell me why,

I never want to hear it said:

"Hot dogs are banned here!"

It's best when it's been

Char grilled,

With ketchup

And mustard,

But it's too late,

Coz hot dogs are banned here!

Tell me why,

Ain't nothin' but a tummy ache.

Tell me why

They taste something like beef steak,

Tell me why,

I never want to hear it said:

"Hot dogs are banned here!"

Cid saw that weird dude and asked him, "Whazzuuuuuuup?!?!?!?!?!?!"

When he saw that he's crippling in pain, yeah.

They went to t'infirmary, Dr. Kadowaki said,

"Those hot dogs are bad for kids!"

Turned out the pain was from wind,

And he had scoffed lots, scoffed lots, scoffed lots of hot dogs!

I'M REALLY JEALOUS!

That was why he had a tummy ache!

I've missed that taste like beef steak!

Still, Headmaster Cid had this to say,

"Hot dogs are banned here!"

Tell me why,

Ain't nothin' but a tummy ache.

Tell me why

They taste something like beef steak,

Tell me why,

I never want to hear it said:

"Hot dogs are banned here!"

Tell me why Cid banned hot dogs from round here,

Just because you end up with a tummy ache from trapped wind,

I don't see nutin' wrong wit' dat!

But hot dogs are banned here,

So I'll eat cheeseburgers instead!!!

Diddums!  I do like Zell really, so please don't complain that I'm being horrible to him!  He's got a life, a good one too, it's me who hasn't got a life.  x_;  Or else I wouldn't have been smacked up the side of my head with a damn hockey stick!  x_;  Yeah, well.  Enough about my life.

Please review!