Honeymoon
Part 3
Peeping Toms
Disclaimer- ok you know the drill, I only own Paris, all the others own themselves, part from the ones that the big man himself owns of course.
In case you haven't noticed yet, I luv the Hardys, esp. Matty, and I hate all aliance members. ESPECIALY DDP!!
Kurt watched the boat come in, and could hardly fail to recognise the blond head of the British bitch. He was standing on top of the cliff, where normally the sun would beat down on him, but now it was almost pitch black and goosebumbs raised on his arms where the icy winds of the storm swirled around him. Kurt had been in tropical storms before, and the winds were usually warm, but now he shiverd from the cold, wishing he had more than a shirt and shorts on. He was quite sure that he couldn't be seen from the beach, which was exactly what he wanted. He really didn't want to face Suzy, he knew that he would just end up insulting her, even though he still cared for her as a friend. Why did this have to be so difficult? He wasn't opposed to getting to know one of the other girls though... tropical island, perfect location for, well, you know.
The girls, Regal and Jeff left from his view, and he started to leave the cliff top. Then he noticed a movement in the back of the boat. He strained to see as four men emerged from under a sheet, and moved off in the direction that the girls had gone. Kurt scrambled towards the edge of the cliff, but it was too dark, and he couldn't see who it was no matter how hard he tried. Cursing, he slitherd down the cliff, but by the time he was on the beach, they were gone. Kurt decided that there was only one thing for it, he had to warn the others before it was too late.
RVD forged ahead into the jungle. He rounded on the others, swearing.
"We've lost them, you idiots!"
"'snot my fault." said DDP. "Hurricane's bein' slow."
"Citizen Page." started Hurricane "I was mearly-"
"Climbing every tree in the jungle and lifting up every rock?"
"Yeah, what WERE you doing?" Kanyon asked.
"Superheros do not have to justify themselves!" said Hurricane indignantly.
"They do if they want to keep their teeth!" threatend RVD.
"I was mearly looking for hidden dangers!" sniffed hurricane.
"Well this danger isn't hidden." snarled Kanyon, bearing his fist. "and it's gonna find YOU!!"
RVD stepped around the two scrapping on the floor.
"Rob." said Dallas, wiping his nose on his sleeve, "Why were we following those girls, anyway?"
"Why do you think idiot." RVD kicked at the ground. "I've decided how we're gonna get our revenge. We're gonna scare them off the island."
"oh, so were actually gonna do something, are we?"
"what did you think? that we were just some kind of comedy act?"
authors note: well, yeah! Why else would I put them in?
"And if it dosen't work we can just annoy them to death, right?" asked DDP.
"Dunno." RVD turned away, kicking at the ground. He glared at Dallas. "that's your depertment, isn't it?"
"So," Dallas ignored him. "which loverly lady do I get to terrorise?"
"You." said RVD. "get to help me. Stalk her till she's piss scared, then I'll step in and rescue her, ok?"
"What good is that gonna do?" whined DDP.
"I get myself a chickie." Sniggerd RVD.
"What about me?" said Kanyon, standing up, brushing himself off.
RVD waved his hand dissmissivley. "Fight it out between you."
"With pleasure!" snarled Hurricane from the floor, grabbing Canyon's ankle and pulling him over.
"Come on Dallas." said RVD walking off. "We've got work to do."
Kurt sat frozen still in a tree above them. He couldn't believe what he had just heard. He had to warn the girls! Kanyon and Hurricane didn't look like they were going anywhere fast, but where was RVD taking that Dallas guy? He knew he only had one chance to save whichever the lucky girl was. Question was, which one did he want to save more?
Suzy smiled at her friends. This was a novelty for her, she appeard to have absolutly nothing in the world to worry about. She had Jeff, she had her friends, and she had two weeks of paid leave. Bliss. One thing she hadn't had much of, though, was sleep, she thought as she let out the mother of all yawns. It seemed to be catching, as Paris also let out a huge yawn.
"Matty." she said, "I'm tierd. Let's go to bed." Matt got up, and waited for her to get up as well. She looked at him imploringly. "Carry me."
"Is she like this all the time?" Asked Jeff, laughing.
"Always." grinned Matt, sweeping her up.
RVD watched them through the bushes. "I think." he murmerd "we have found our first victim."
Kanyon walked throung the tropical jungle, grimacing every time Hurricane leaped out of the foliage in front of him, looked around and then dissapeared again. After the eigth time, Kanyon stuck out his foot, tripping him up.
"What are you DOING???" He pulled Hurricane up. "actually, never mind. I don't WANT to know." He sighed. "I'm so bored of this. I'm getting rained on, and I can't find this on the map"
"Yeah." Hurricane pulled a twig of his cloak. "Hey, Kanyon. I know how I can cheer us up. What's the similarity between Stefanie McMahon-Helmsly and a doorknob?"
"I dunno." Kanyon sighed. "What IS the similarity between Stefanie McMahon-Helmsley and a doorknob?"
"Eveyone gets a turn!" Hurricane grinned.
"That's not funny." They walked in silence for a few minutes.
"You know what?" Kanyon said.
"What, citizen Kanyon?"
"I think we're lost."
"I think you're right."
Paris woke, and lifted her head from the pillow. She de-entangled Matt's arms from around her, and slowley eased herself out of bed, being careful not to disturd her sleeping hardy. She looked over at him, his chest rising and falling, hair spread over the pillows. He looked so damn fine. She walked into the kitchen, and poured herself a glass of milk. It was the only thing they had left to drink, unless she wanted to start on the asbinth, which she most certainly didn't.
Kurt Angle watched her through the window. He felt like a peeping tom. But he had to warm all the girls. But he would look pretty stupid if he was wrong... maybe he should hang around here a bit untill he went in just in case nothing was going to happen.
He watched her walk into the kitchen and pour herself a glass of milk. Milllllkk.... Kurt shook himself, and tried to concerntrate. Then again, he didn't even know he was in the right place, he had just come to the closest rooms he could find.
Then he saw it, a shadow crouched at the window, breath steaming on the glass, watching her intently. It was RVD! It had to be! He was right! He had to warn her, and now.
He stood up quickly, and WHACK! the log came down sharp across the back of his neck. RVD grinned as Kurt Angle colapsed in frount of him.
"Now now." he breathed. "it isn't nice to stare at ladies in their nightclothes, is it?"
Paris played with the hem of her nightie whilst she drank the milk. She rememberd when Matt had bought it for her. Maybe she should have woken him, told him where she was going. She felt uncomfatble, and exposed. Nervously she scanned the windows, her gaze working downwards, untill it met...
Matt was jerked out of his sleep, and the first thing he noticed was that Paris was gone from beside him, before he even realised that it was her scream that had woken him. He heard glass shatter and her shout something, and leapt of of bed yanking at the door. The door knob rattled in his hand.
He heard her scream something again, and charged the door with all his weight and strength. It fell in, and he ran through to the kitchen, only to see the door slam. He jumped over the glass on the floor, and ran out into the night.
"Paris? Paris, where are you?"
Paris heard him shouting, heard him calling her name, but she couldn't go to him. Between her and him was... that thing. Whatever it was. She had screamed when she saw IT at the window, and he had leapt right through it, scattering glass everywhere. It had grabbed her, refusing to let go, untill she had kneed it in it's, um, sensitive spot, and ran through the door. She could hear it following her, gaining all the time.
She felt tears streaming down her face, and her breath came in short rasps. She felt it grab her ankle, pulling her down onto the dry sandy ground. Then it was on top of her, and she kicked as hard as she could, sending it flying into a tree.
She caught DDP's eyes, crazy, intense, but no hint of mercy. She didn't know what she could do, she had no strength left. She got up anyway, and immediatley fell down again, pain shooting through her ankle. She pulled herself up with a tree, and staggerd a step before walking into something solid, she braced herself for impact with the floor, but instead she felt herself caught, and turning saw a Rob Van Dam, half concealed by darkness. She fought away, but he wouldn't let go of her. Suddenly IT leapt out of the darkness, but RVD let her go and charged it, delivering a huge blow to Dallas's head. He scamperd away into the darkness.
RVD turned back to her. She tried to stand but couldn't. But then Matt was there at her side, lifting her off her feet
"You!!" Matt snarled at the man. "Who are you? Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now!" The man stepped back, hands raised in defence.
"Hey, I'm Rob-Van-Dam, and I'm not the one who attacked your girl! I saved her!" Matt looked down at paris. "Is this true?"
"I- I think so..." She stammerd, "He wasn't the one that attacked me." Matt looked hard at RVD.
"You know, you're exactly right. She IS my girl. So stay away." He turned, walking back towards the hut.
RVD stood watching them leave.
"You know. " He said. "I think that this may be harder than we thought."
"WE thought???" complained Dallas, emerging from the bushes. "As I recall, it was YOU who-"
"Shut up." RVD knelt down, and picked up a ripped piece of Paris's nightie. "You know, I'll think we'll have to work on the other two couples first." he turned to Dallas "well? What do you think?"
Dallas rubbed his head. "I think that you didn't have to hit me quite so hard!"
"Did I ask you to talk?" RVD whacked Dallas over head. "now go help Kanyon and Hurricane." He thoughtfuly fingerd the silk. "Where are those two morons, anyway?"
Ok, end of part three. Sorry it was a bit lame laughs and plot wise. And everythingwise, really. It was just kind of a linking chapter. Anyways, I have absolutley no idea where this is going, hell, I'm making it up as I go along!!!
Please review, don't flame me, ok?
