Honeymoon part 5
No-one understands me
Kurt sat on the sand, watching the others dance. He was beginning to get a sense of de ja vu... They'd saved the day, yet all the same problems were stll there. He stll felt left out, his head was a mess, and he was still single. Mind you... he looked over at Suzy. She had had an argument with Jeff earlier, and now she looked pissed. Maybe she needed comforting...
Great, thought DDP. This is how they treat us. Put us on a raft in the middle of God knows where. He didn't even know which sea they were on. Why did it always turn out like this? Marooned with these three idiots. He was sure that he had more brain cells than the three of them combined. If only the girls had taken time to get to know him before they screamed and hit him... Maybe he needed to work on his flirting tactics. He still couldn't see what was wrong with good old fashioned stalking. It made a girl feel special, didn't it?
"Hey Dallas." It was the first time RVD had spoken to him since they were caught. "Instead of moping around, why don't you FIND A BLOODY OAR AND ROW US OUTTA HERE!!!"
"Geez, Rob." Said Dallas sarcasticly. "That's a real good idea. I mean, I never thought of that. You know, I'd do that that right now if my BLOODY HANDS WERN'T TIED UNDER MY ASS!"
"What kind of half-assed excuse is that? When I say grab an oar and row, I expect you-"
They waited in the dock, all with grim faces.
Suzy sighed, kicking at the ground. She didn't want to go home. She loved her job, but when it was a competion between that and lying on the beach watching the sunset with Jeff...
Paris stared at the sun. She wished she could stay here, instead of going back to reality.
Jeff also wished that he didn't have to return to reality. Not that working in the WWF felt like a normal kind of reality....
Kurt signhed. He was glad that he had made friends with Suzy again, but he knew that he also had to go back to that different kind of reality...
"Alright, everyone!" Shouted Regal. "Time to hop it! Into the boat!"
"Wait a minute!" Austin frowned. "There's another boat coming!" They looked to where he was pointing, where a large yacht was homing down on them at a very high speed.
"Maybe we underestimated those Jerks!" Said Shane. The yacht swung into the docks. The door opend.
"Don't go!" Someone shouted from inside. Shane frowned.
"Do I know that voice?" Vince McMahon stepped out from the boat. "Dad! What are you doing here?" Vince laughed.
"I thought we'd come to give you a late wedding present!" Shane looked puzzled. Stef stepped out of the boat, followed by Chris Jericho, the Rock, The Hollys, Dudleys, and most of the WWF, WCW and ECW.
"We're gonna PAR-TAY!" Yelled Jericho.
Ro smiled. What a great last night. Her step-father had been quick to accept the credit, though she had suspicions that Stef had more than a little to do with this suprise.
The Rock leaned against a palm tree.
"Hey Molly." Molly Holly turned round from dancing with Spike.
"What, Rock?"
"Are you thinking about the people's stroodle?"
"No, Rock, for the last time, I am NOT thinking about your god damned stroodle!"
"Really?" The Rock arched his eyebrow.
"Well, I am NOW!"
THE END
(okay, so i had no idea how to end it. Please Review!)
No-one understands me
Kurt sat on the sand, watching the others dance. He was beginning to get a sense of de ja vu... They'd saved the day, yet all the same problems were stll there. He stll felt left out, his head was a mess, and he was still single. Mind you... he looked over at Suzy. She had had an argument with Jeff earlier, and now she looked pissed. Maybe she needed comforting...
Great, thought DDP. This is how they treat us. Put us on a raft in the middle of God knows where. He didn't even know which sea they were on. Why did it always turn out like this? Marooned with these three idiots. He was sure that he had more brain cells than the three of them combined. If only the girls had taken time to get to know him before they screamed and hit him... Maybe he needed to work on his flirting tactics. He still couldn't see what was wrong with good old fashioned stalking. It made a girl feel special, didn't it?
"Hey Dallas." It was the first time RVD had spoken to him since they were caught. "Instead of moping around, why don't you FIND A BLOODY OAR AND ROW US OUTTA HERE!!!"
"Geez, Rob." Said Dallas sarcasticly. "That's a real good idea. I mean, I never thought of that. You know, I'd do that that right now if my BLOODY HANDS WERN'T TIED UNDER MY ASS!"
"What kind of half-assed excuse is that? When I say grab an oar and row, I expect you-"
They waited in the dock, all with grim faces.
Suzy sighed, kicking at the ground. She didn't want to go home. She loved her job, but when it was a competion between that and lying on the beach watching the sunset with Jeff...
Paris stared at the sun. She wished she could stay here, instead of going back to reality.
Jeff also wished that he didn't have to return to reality. Not that working in the WWF felt like a normal kind of reality....
Kurt signhed. He was glad that he had made friends with Suzy again, but he knew that he also had to go back to that different kind of reality...
"Alright, everyone!" Shouted Regal. "Time to hop it! Into the boat!"
"Wait a minute!" Austin frowned. "There's another boat coming!" They looked to where he was pointing, where a large yacht was homing down on them at a very high speed.
"Maybe we underestimated those Jerks!" Said Shane. The yacht swung into the docks. The door opend.
"Don't go!" Someone shouted from inside. Shane frowned.
"Do I know that voice?" Vince McMahon stepped out from the boat. "Dad! What are you doing here?" Vince laughed.
"I thought we'd come to give you a late wedding present!" Shane looked puzzled. Stef stepped out of the boat, followed by Chris Jericho, the Rock, The Hollys, Dudleys, and most of the WWF, WCW and ECW.
"We're gonna PAR-TAY!" Yelled Jericho.
Ro smiled. What a great last night. Her step-father had been quick to accept the credit, though she had suspicions that Stef had more than a little to do with this suprise.
The Rock leaned against a palm tree.
"Hey Molly." Molly Holly turned round from dancing with Spike.
"What, Rock?"
"Are you thinking about the people's stroodle?"
"No, Rock, for the last time, I am NOT thinking about your god damned stroodle!"
"Really?" The Rock arched his eyebrow.
"Well, I am NOW!"
THE END
(okay, so i had no idea how to end it. Please Review!)
