A/N: No note today. On with the story...
"All right, everyone, listen up," said Sirius. He was dressed in camouflaged print robes, and was standing up straight with a military bearing. "I'm going to go over this once, and only once. Remus and Peter, you are to go up to the North Tower, and watch for any coming teachers. James and Lily, you are to head up to the astronomy tower, to watch for any in coming flags, no snogging sessions, please," he remarked, looking sternly at them.
"With HIM??? You have nothing to worry about," said Lily, looking offended.
"And I...I am going to sacrifice myself in battle. To annihilate the enemy once and for all. I'm going..."
"For God's sakes, Sirius, the library isn't all that bad," said Remus, grinning.
"Sod off, Moony, I'm making my death speech and I don't want to be interrupted," said Sirius. He took a deep breath. "Good bye men,"
"And women," added Lily.
"Goodbye men and women, I only wish I had less lives to give to the library."
"You're a twit when it comes to muggle quotes, Sirius," said Remus. "Now go on then, and have fun looking up more stuff on Kickapoos."
~**~
Sirius was bored. Very bored. And hungry. He couldn't forget the hungry part. So, Sirius, being Sirius, tried first reverse psychology.
"I'm not hungry," he announced. His stomach gave a protesting growl. Madam Pince glared at him, whether because of his statement or his stomach, he didn't know. But she had had a tendency for death glares ever since she had turned over her table and broke it, trying to get him off...so his was tap-dancing on it...so what? Sirius was sorely tempted to try an encore of his routine, just to see how far he would get before he got a concussion, when his stomach growled again.
"All right, all right," he told it, earning another look from Madam Pince. But he couldn't leave his battle station...Sirius decided. He would look through one last book, and then see what the house elves were up to. He went to the shelves, randomly selected a book, and flipped it open.
"Amazing," he said to himself, "I don't know how I do it...but I am Sirius Black..."
Then, quite forgetting about his stomach, he ran to find Lily and James.
A/N: Oh dear. This is ever so short. But it has to be, because I should be doing Geometry homework right now, and I'm not. So...goodbye cruel world...
Disclaimer: All proceeds go to: the break Sirius out of the library fund, because he is going to commit suicide if he keeps going back in there.
"All right, everyone, listen up," said Sirius. He was dressed in camouflaged print robes, and was standing up straight with a military bearing. "I'm going to go over this once, and only once. Remus and Peter, you are to go up to the North Tower, and watch for any coming teachers. James and Lily, you are to head up to the astronomy tower, to watch for any in coming flags, no snogging sessions, please," he remarked, looking sternly at them.
"With HIM??? You have nothing to worry about," said Lily, looking offended.
"And I...I am going to sacrifice myself in battle. To annihilate the enemy once and for all. I'm going..."
"For God's sakes, Sirius, the library isn't all that bad," said Remus, grinning.
"Sod off, Moony, I'm making my death speech and I don't want to be interrupted," said Sirius. He took a deep breath. "Good bye men,"
"And women," added Lily.
"Goodbye men and women, I only wish I had less lives to give to the library."
"You're a twit when it comes to muggle quotes, Sirius," said Remus. "Now go on then, and have fun looking up more stuff on Kickapoos."
~**~
Sirius was bored. Very bored. And hungry. He couldn't forget the hungry part. So, Sirius, being Sirius, tried first reverse psychology.
"I'm not hungry," he announced. His stomach gave a protesting growl. Madam Pince glared at him, whether because of his statement or his stomach, he didn't know. But she had had a tendency for death glares ever since she had turned over her table and broke it, trying to get him off...so his was tap-dancing on it...so what? Sirius was sorely tempted to try an encore of his routine, just to see how far he would get before he got a concussion, when his stomach growled again.
"All right, all right," he told it, earning another look from Madam Pince. But he couldn't leave his battle station...Sirius decided. He would look through one last book, and then see what the house elves were up to. He went to the shelves, randomly selected a book, and flipped it open.
"Amazing," he said to himself, "I don't know how I do it...but I am Sirius Black..."
Then, quite forgetting about his stomach, he ran to find Lily and James.
A/N: Oh dear. This is ever so short. But it has to be, because I should be doing Geometry homework right now, and I'm not. So...goodbye cruel world...
Disclaimer: All proceeds go to: the break Sirius out of the library fund, because he is going to commit suicide if he keeps going back in there.
