Chichiri's Fanfic No Da!
"Author's" Notes: Will I regret letting Chichiri-san and his strange friends write a fic? *sweatdrop* Probably... At least the semi-sane one does the writing... Good look guys -I dunno WHAT you're gonna write about....
Erm, the other Seishi may be making their own little comments. When they do, so as to not be confused with Chichiri's thoughts, notes, or, as the case may be, speech, they'll be between symbols. Whichi seishi gets each symbol? You'll be able to figure it out ^_^ Also, when it isn't Chichiri talking, HE will be speaking between ((/)), aka, standard A/N comment bubble!
And now, Ganbatte Ne Seishi.
Chichiri's Notes: DA!! I suppose you're wondering what _I'm_ doing writing a fanfic na no da. Well, it goes like this:
You know how Authors can tamper with our universe no da? Well, at times it's fun na no da, but at others, it... Well, ticks us off, to be honest no da. ^.^; Well, Red (that's Akai no da!) does it a lot... Tormenting, angst, sap, senseless humor, da, and we seishi weren't... Exactly sure on how to deal with this na no da.
Though Tamahome-kun suggested we fine her...
Hotohori thought we should shave her head na no da --;
NURIKO thought we should do the opposite no da, and brush her hair and smear make-up all over her and put ribbons and... *sweatdrop* Well no da, I'm pretty sure her reaction would have been more negative than Hotohori's na no da.
{Oi! She's a $#%^ TOMBOY!!!}
Quiet Tasuki-kun no da.
{@$%$ MAKE me!!}
*ZAP!!!* Gomen na Tasuki, but you asked for it na no da. *coughs* Sou ka! Speaking of him na no da, HE wanted to... Flame no da. Literally na no da. *sweatdrop*
Mitsukake wasn't interested no da.
But Chiriko and I came up with a good idea that didn't involve PAIN no da!
^Well, not TOO much anyway....^
~Chiriko-kun, you sound guilty...~
^Err... Well, it IS... Uh....^
{%#$%$!! It rules!!!}
Aren't you paralyzed no da?
{...shit.}
This is what we did na no da!!!
We decided that rather than HER write a fanfic about US, WE write a fanfic about her no da.
{Oi, whasso #$%#@$in' great about THAT!?}
#My noble ears....#
~Hotohori-sama! *POW!!!*~
{O.O;;}
[*laughing hysterically*]
Da...
{$$$%# off Obake-chan!!!}
[Whatever you say, Hibana-chan!!!]
{GHRAAAAAAA-}
YAMETE NA NO DA!!! ;
{...}
[...]
Now no da... *deep breath* The GOOD part is we have total, utter, control no da.
^Or rather, Chichiri-san does.^
#WHAT?!#
~You wat to torment her that badly Hotohori-sama?~
{I dun think she's ever WRITTEN anythin' with ya in it!!}
#Exactly. I'm far too beautiful to be ignored.#
*sweatdrop*
^*sweatdrop*^
~Waaaaaaai Hotohori-sama!~
#*sweatdrop*#
All right, that's enough no da. We all decided it would be the wisest thing if I were in charge na no da!! ^.^
[We DID?]
We took a vote no da; Either me or Tasuki, remember?
[Oh yeah...]
{$@#%^!!!}
|Even I must admit that was hardly fair...|
{SUZAKU!! IT _SPOKE_!!!}
|...--;|
*cough* It's starting na no da...
~~~~~~~Red's Day At School~~~~~~
{Is that the best $%#^% title yew ken come up with!?}
((--;))
Once upon a time there was a girl named Red no da. Well, she wasn't really named Red, because that would have been strange na no da...
[Can't IMAGINE why...]
In any event, Red went to school no da! When suddenly, Tasuki appeared!!!
{I did?}
#Is this such a good idea?#
^Why Tasuki, Chichiri-san?^
((BECAUSE I'M THE AUTHOR AND I SAID SO NA NO DA!!!))
^O_O^
[*gulp*]
~Chichiri... Actually pissed off... Not good.~
|Hai.|
The flame-haired bandit leered at Red and her two friends Kate and Rachel no da, whose names aren't REALLY Kate and Rachel no da, but we're going to call them that because... We will na no da! His tessen resting on one of his shoulders, he growled at Red in the crowded cafeteria.
"Yew," he said simply no da. Red tried to raise an eyebrow, but could not because it wasn't in her heredity no da.
^ ^_^ Arigatou Chichiri-san! ^
((Da ^^;;))
{WTF?!}
Anyway na no da, Red was pretty freaked. Rachel blinked several times.
"Red... He looks like an anime character or something!!!"
Red continued to look freaked no da. Several teachers were staring in Tasuki's general direction -not the sort of person you'd want in your middle school no da -I mean, you already have enough psychotic teenagers na no da!
{...monk, yer days are numbered.}
Red continued to make codfish-esque motions with her mouth no da.
"T... T..."
"Hey," said Kate no da, "Isn't that Tasuki? From Fushigi Yuugi, right?"
"Ta... Ta... Ta..."
Tasuki began to tap his fingers impatiently no da. "Yah yah, an if ya put a '"' in therr, it becomes Da da da... --;"
[You had to do that.]
^Actually, it's true. In hiragana, if you add a " to the symbol for "ta", it becomes "da".^
#O_o#
[And there's our useless fact for the day --;]
"Hey, Kate? Rachel?" She said no da, looking disturbed now that weird things were going to start happening to HER instead na no da. ((My hidden cynical side no da ~^))
"Yeah?"
"This is really weird. I don't know if this is sugar or purple cows or what, but I'm sure as hell it isn't normal..." Red rubbed her temples no da.
Kate blinked no da. "You mean, he really IS Tasuki?!"
"NO HE'S NOT REALLY TASUKI HE'S A COSPLAYER!!!"
{Cosplayers don't look that good XD}
[Yeah, they look better... Obviously.]
{Wh-}
~Could we end this argument before it even STARTS?~
((ANYway na no da...))
"Look kid," the bandit said with a bored air no da, "We're gonna play Truth 'r Dare."
"..."
"..."
"...doushite?" Red blinked several times no da. What was the POINT no da? Why the heck should they just play truth or dare out of NOWHERE na no da?! I mean besides the fact that it happens in most ALL fanfics, but STILL no da.....!
Red decided that it wouldn't be such a good idea no da to stay around with the disturbing fang boy who COULD NOT SWIM NO DAAA.
{Hey!}
[*snicker*]
Now while the godly author COULD just self-insert himself and keep everything weird no da, HE would not stoop that low. ^.^
~An ego, have we?~
((I don't ask for much na no da --; ))
^True...^
So Red-chan grabbed Kate-chan and Rachel-chan by the wrists no da and started to run! When suddenly...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#...suddenly...?#
Anou....
~Chichiri! May I write!?~
{Oi! Is that such a %$#^% good idea?!}
^True, I think Nuriko-san will go into some angsty-romance thing....^
~Mooooooou . Oh ye of little faith! ^^.~
|I suppose we COULD give him a chance...|
{GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT TALKED AGAIN!!!}
Da. --; All right no da, I'm tired no da. I'm going to go out and get dinner na no da...
[You actually have a DATE!?]
*BONK!* Da, I'm going to go pick it up for us na no da! --;
[Oh. Well, as long as I don't have to pay ^_^]
~So can I wriiiiiiiiite?~
--; All right no da. But, erm... --; I don't even know if RED-CHAN deserves this no da...
*Are you dissing Nuriko, monk?*
Red-chan?!
Red: *turns on the lights* OK, monk goes for food, Nuriko writes!
Nuriko: Wai! ^^.
Chichiri: --; Da.
Red: *not looking at the monitor ~^* But Chichiri remains the official author! ^_^ Now, I'm not sure who wants to see this fic or not but... The chapter won't get posted-
Nuriko: NAAAAAAANI!?
Tasuki: GHA MY #$^%$% EARS!!
Chiriko:
Hotohori: We do not think you are being fair, Red.
Red: Hey hey hey! Hear me out! *clears throat* If people LIKE this fic, I'll post Nuriko-san's chapter, by all means.But I don't know; no one told ME what the plot was...
Seishi: *attempt to look innocent*
Red: ...but, ah, I've heard it was "different". So I dunno if people like it, and my apologies if this is a POS.
Chichiri: Doubting my writing na no da?
Red: ^^;;;; No no no not like that!! Erm.... Yeah. This is something different, so I wanna know your opinions! ^_^ And the seishi would love your reviews. ~^
Chichiri: *throws up hands* Right, I'm getting the pizza no da....
Red: Homework!
Remaining Seishi: JA!! *watch Chichiri leave and Red walk up the stairs to her room*
Tasuki: *fanged grin* Now...
Nuriko: Heh heh heh... *cracks knuckles* ~^.
Chiriko: O_O
Mitsukake: ...
...
Mitsukake: ...I actually get the last line. How fascinating.
~^!
"Author's" Notes: Will I regret letting Chichiri-san and his strange friends write a fic? *sweatdrop* Probably... At least the semi-sane one does the writing... Good look guys -I dunno WHAT you're gonna write about....
Erm, the other Seishi may be making their own little comments. When they do, so as to not be confused with Chichiri's thoughts, notes, or, as the case may be, speech, they'll be between symbols. Whichi seishi gets each symbol? You'll be able to figure it out ^_^ Also, when it isn't Chichiri talking, HE will be speaking between ((/)), aka, standard A/N comment bubble!
And now, Ganbatte Ne Seishi.
Chichiri's Notes: DA!! I suppose you're wondering what _I'm_ doing writing a fanfic na no da. Well, it goes like this:
You know how Authors can tamper with our universe no da? Well, at times it's fun na no da, but at others, it... Well, ticks us off, to be honest no da. ^.^; Well, Red (that's Akai no da!) does it a lot... Tormenting, angst, sap, senseless humor, da, and we seishi weren't... Exactly sure on how to deal with this na no da.
Though Tamahome-kun suggested we fine her...
Hotohori thought we should shave her head na no da --;
NURIKO thought we should do the opposite no da, and brush her hair and smear make-up all over her and put ribbons and... *sweatdrop* Well no da, I'm pretty sure her reaction would have been more negative than Hotohori's na no da.
{Oi! She's a $#%^ TOMBOY!!!}
Quiet Tasuki-kun no da.
{@$%$ MAKE me!!}
*ZAP!!!* Gomen na Tasuki, but you asked for it na no da. *coughs* Sou ka! Speaking of him na no da, HE wanted to... Flame no da. Literally na no da. *sweatdrop*
Mitsukake wasn't interested no da.
But Chiriko and I came up with a good idea that didn't involve PAIN no da!
^Well, not TOO much anyway....^
~Chiriko-kun, you sound guilty...~
^Err... Well, it IS... Uh....^
{%#$%$!! It rules!!!}
Aren't you paralyzed no da?
{...shit.}
This is what we did na no da!!!
We decided that rather than HER write a fanfic about US, WE write a fanfic about her no da.
{Oi, whasso #$%#@$in' great about THAT!?}
#My noble ears....#
~Hotohori-sama! *POW!!!*~
{O.O;;}
[*laughing hysterically*]
Da...
{$$$%# off Obake-chan!!!}
[Whatever you say, Hibana-chan!!!]
{GHRAAAAAAA-}
YAMETE NA NO DA!!! ;
{...}
[...]
Now no da... *deep breath* The GOOD part is we have total, utter, control no da.
^Or rather, Chichiri-san does.^
#WHAT?!#
~You wat to torment her that badly Hotohori-sama?~
{I dun think she's ever WRITTEN anythin' with ya in it!!}
#Exactly. I'm far too beautiful to be ignored.#
*sweatdrop*
^*sweatdrop*^
~Waaaaaaai Hotohori-sama!~
#*sweatdrop*#
All right, that's enough no da. We all decided it would be the wisest thing if I were in charge na no da!! ^.^
[We DID?]
We took a vote no da; Either me or Tasuki, remember?
[Oh yeah...]
{$@#%^!!!}
|Even I must admit that was hardly fair...|
{SUZAKU!! IT _SPOKE_!!!}
|...--;|
*cough* It's starting na no da...
~~~~~~~Red's Day At School~~~~~~
{Is that the best $%#^% title yew ken come up with!?}
((--;))
Once upon a time there was a girl named Red no da. Well, she wasn't really named Red, because that would have been strange na no da...
[Can't IMAGINE why...]
In any event, Red went to school no da! When suddenly, Tasuki appeared!!!
{I did?}
#Is this such a good idea?#
^Why Tasuki, Chichiri-san?^
((BECAUSE I'M THE AUTHOR AND I SAID SO NA NO DA!!!))
^O_O^
[*gulp*]
~Chichiri... Actually pissed off... Not good.~
|Hai.|
The flame-haired bandit leered at Red and her two friends Kate and Rachel no da, whose names aren't REALLY Kate and Rachel no da, but we're going to call them that because... We will na no da! His tessen resting on one of his shoulders, he growled at Red in the crowded cafeteria.
"Yew," he said simply no da. Red tried to raise an eyebrow, but could not because it wasn't in her heredity no da.
^ ^_^ Arigatou Chichiri-san! ^
((Da ^^;;))
{WTF?!}
Anyway na no da, Red was pretty freaked. Rachel blinked several times.
"Red... He looks like an anime character or something!!!"
Red continued to look freaked no da. Several teachers were staring in Tasuki's general direction -not the sort of person you'd want in your middle school no da -I mean, you already have enough psychotic teenagers na no da!
{...monk, yer days are numbered.}
Red continued to make codfish-esque motions with her mouth no da.
"T... T..."
"Hey," said Kate no da, "Isn't that Tasuki? From Fushigi Yuugi, right?"
"Ta... Ta... Ta..."
Tasuki began to tap his fingers impatiently no da. "Yah yah, an if ya put a '"' in therr, it becomes Da da da... --;"
[You had to do that.]
^Actually, it's true. In hiragana, if you add a " to the symbol for "ta", it becomes "da".^
#O_o#
[And there's our useless fact for the day --;]
"Hey, Kate? Rachel?" She said no da, looking disturbed now that weird things were going to start happening to HER instead na no da. ((My hidden cynical side no da ~^))
"Yeah?"
"This is really weird. I don't know if this is sugar or purple cows or what, but I'm sure as hell it isn't normal..." Red rubbed her temples no da.
Kate blinked no da. "You mean, he really IS Tasuki?!"
"NO HE'S NOT REALLY TASUKI HE'S A COSPLAYER!!!"
{Cosplayers don't look that good XD}
[Yeah, they look better... Obviously.]
{Wh-}
~Could we end this argument before it even STARTS?~
((ANYway na no da...))
"Look kid," the bandit said with a bored air no da, "We're gonna play Truth 'r Dare."
"..."
"..."
"...doushite?" Red blinked several times no da. What was the POINT no da? Why the heck should they just play truth or dare out of NOWHERE na no da?! I mean besides the fact that it happens in most ALL fanfics, but STILL no da.....!
Red decided that it wouldn't be such a good idea no da to stay around with the disturbing fang boy who COULD NOT SWIM NO DAAA.
{Hey!}
[*snicker*]
Now while the godly author COULD just self-insert himself and keep everything weird no da, HE would not stoop that low. ^.^
~An ego, have we?~
((I don't ask for much na no da --; ))
^True...^
So Red-chan grabbed Kate-chan and Rachel-chan by the wrists no da and started to run! When suddenly...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#...suddenly...?#
Anou....
~Chichiri! May I write!?~
{Oi! Is that such a %$#^% good idea?!}
^True, I think Nuriko-san will go into some angsty-romance thing....^
~Mooooooou . Oh ye of little faith! ^^.~
|I suppose we COULD give him a chance...|
{GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT TALKED AGAIN!!!}
Da. --; All right no da, I'm tired no da. I'm going to go out and get dinner na no da...
[You actually have a DATE!?]
*BONK!* Da, I'm going to go pick it up for us na no da! --;
[Oh. Well, as long as I don't have to pay ^_^]
~So can I wriiiiiiiiite?~
--; All right no da. But, erm... --; I don't even know if RED-CHAN deserves this no da...
*Are you dissing Nuriko, monk?*
Red-chan?!
Red: *turns on the lights* OK, monk goes for food, Nuriko writes!
Nuriko: Wai! ^^.
Chichiri: --; Da.
Red: *not looking at the monitor ~^* But Chichiri remains the official author! ^_^ Now, I'm not sure who wants to see this fic or not but... The chapter won't get posted-
Nuriko: NAAAAAAANI!?
Tasuki: GHA MY #$^%$% EARS!!
Chiriko:
Hotohori: We do not think you are being fair, Red.
Red: Hey hey hey! Hear me out! *clears throat* If people LIKE this fic, I'll post Nuriko-san's chapter, by all means.But I don't know; no one told ME what the plot was...
Seishi: *attempt to look innocent*
Red: ...but, ah, I've heard it was "different". So I dunno if people like it, and my apologies if this is a POS.
Chichiri: Doubting my writing na no da?
Red: ^^;;;; No no no not like that!! Erm.... Yeah. This is something different, so I wanna know your opinions! ^_^ And the seishi would love your reviews. ~^
Chichiri: *throws up hands* Right, I'm getting the pizza no da....
Red: Homework!
Remaining Seishi: JA!! *watch Chichiri leave and Red walk up the stairs to her room*
Tasuki: *fanged grin* Now...
Nuriko: Heh heh heh... *cracks knuckles* ~^.
Chiriko: O_O
Mitsukake: ...
...
Mitsukake: ...I actually get the last line. How fascinating.
~^!
