Johnny: Welcome back to Celebrity Death Match. If you're just tuning in. You just missed Zell Dincht Fight Tifa Lockheart
Nick: And what a fight it was. Tifa started things off and then it went back and forth for a while but it ended when Zell summoned the Mighty GF Cactuar, which left us a nice new Tifa Pincushion.
Johnny: In our next Match we have Cid Highwind the first man to leave the planet Gaia Vs Cid Kramer the man responsible for the creation of the Gardens.
Nick: lets go down to the ring for more action
Kramer: Hello Mr. Highwind nice to meet you
Highwind: Shove it up you @$$
Kramer: now now that's not becoming of a SeeD student
Highwind: I'm not in your little crappy Seed group
Kramer: then what are you doing in the Garden?
Mills: This isn't the Garden Son it's the Death Match ring
Kramer: when did the garden get a Death Match ring?
Highwind: #@^& it. We're not in your stupid Garden.
Kramer: oh…
Highwind: you and me are fighting to the death
Kramer: I see. Well good luck to you
Highwind: yes and #*^% you to you to
:: Cid Highwind pulls out his Spear::
Nick: it looks like Cid has pulled out a spear
Kramer: what's that?
Highwind: it's a Spear
Kramer: No its not. It's a Stick with a Knife taped to it.
Highwind:…SHUTUP!
Johnny: It seems Mr. Highwind has started to attack Mr. Kramer with his "Spear"
Nick: that he has and it seems like he is lethal with it
::Cid Highwind stabs at Kramer and gets him in the shoulder causing a deep gash::
Highwind: Take that yah nerdass
Kramer: hey there now I resent tha…OOOOOWWW
::Cid stabbed Cid again while he was talking. This time the wound is in Kramer's stomach.::
Kramer: must you resort to violence?
Highwind………YES!
Nick: Looks like Highwind is on the offensive.
Johnny: hmmmm seems a Woman wearing some strange clothes has approached the ring
Nick: wow looks to me like she has a beak
Johnny: that's a helmet
Kramer: Edea welcome my dear. Hold on a second will you
Highwind: shut up fig nuts
Edea: Honey watch out
::Kramer dodges one of Highwind's stabs and knocks him over.::
Kramer: it seems I have to fight this man honey hold on a sec ok?
::Cid jumps into the air and lands down hard on Highwind's leg breaking it::
Edea: honey you are to violent
Kramer: I'm sorry dear
::Suddenly Highwind makes some hand signals::
Edea: what is he doing?
::Suddenly bombs burst through the Ceiling and destroy Edea::
Kramer: HONEY!!!!!
::Kramer goes into an adrenaline rush and turns into a Gigas::
Highwind: ………..Right
Kramer: MUST KILL CID!!!!
Nick: holly crap. That wuss just turned into a huge monster
Johnny: that he did nick and it looks like he's got Cid on the ropes
::"Super" Cid throws Highwind into the turnbuckle::
Highwind: OOOOH Christ
Kramer: BYE
::Super Cid rams into Highwind splattering his guts all over the arena::
Mills: the Winner Cid!!
Nick: wow what an upset. Who would have thought that wuss could turn into that?
Johnny: Unpredictable indeed. Now stay tuned our final match. The Main Character Triple Death Derby is coming up next
*Note these characters aren't mine they belong to Square Soft.
Nick: And what a fight it was. Tifa started things off and then it went back and forth for a while but it ended when Zell summoned the Mighty GF Cactuar, which left us a nice new Tifa Pincushion.
Johnny: In our next Match we have Cid Highwind the first man to leave the planet Gaia Vs Cid Kramer the man responsible for the creation of the Gardens.
Nick: lets go down to the ring for more action
Kramer: Hello Mr. Highwind nice to meet you
Highwind: Shove it up you @$$
Kramer: now now that's not becoming of a SeeD student
Highwind: I'm not in your little crappy Seed group
Kramer: then what are you doing in the Garden?
Mills: This isn't the Garden Son it's the Death Match ring
Kramer: when did the garden get a Death Match ring?
Highwind: #@^& it. We're not in your stupid Garden.
Kramer: oh…
Highwind: you and me are fighting to the death
Kramer: I see. Well good luck to you
Highwind: yes and #*^% you to you to
:: Cid Highwind pulls out his Spear::
Nick: it looks like Cid has pulled out a spear
Kramer: what's that?
Highwind: it's a Spear
Kramer: No its not. It's a Stick with a Knife taped to it.
Highwind:…SHUTUP!
Johnny: It seems Mr. Highwind has started to attack Mr. Kramer with his "Spear"
Nick: that he has and it seems like he is lethal with it
::Cid Highwind stabs at Kramer and gets him in the shoulder causing a deep gash::
Highwind: Take that yah nerdass
Kramer: hey there now I resent tha…OOOOOWWW
::Cid stabbed Cid again while he was talking. This time the wound is in Kramer's stomach.::
Kramer: must you resort to violence?
Highwind………YES!
Nick: Looks like Highwind is on the offensive.
Johnny: hmmmm seems a Woman wearing some strange clothes has approached the ring
Nick: wow looks to me like she has a beak
Johnny: that's a helmet
Kramer: Edea welcome my dear. Hold on a second will you
Highwind: shut up fig nuts
Edea: Honey watch out
::Kramer dodges one of Highwind's stabs and knocks him over.::
Kramer: it seems I have to fight this man honey hold on a sec ok?
::Cid jumps into the air and lands down hard on Highwind's leg breaking it::
Edea: honey you are to violent
Kramer: I'm sorry dear
::Suddenly Highwind makes some hand signals::
Edea: what is he doing?
::Suddenly bombs burst through the Ceiling and destroy Edea::
Kramer: HONEY!!!!!
::Kramer goes into an adrenaline rush and turns into a Gigas::
Highwind: ………..Right
Kramer: MUST KILL CID!!!!
Nick: holly crap. That wuss just turned into a huge monster
Johnny: that he did nick and it looks like he's got Cid on the ropes
::"Super" Cid throws Highwind into the turnbuckle::
Highwind: OOOOH Christ
Kramer: BYE
::Super Cid rams into Highwind splattering his guts all over the arena::
Mills: the Winner Cid!!
Nick: wow what an upset. Who would have thought that wuss could turn into that?
Johnny: Unpredictable indeed. Now stay tuned our final match. The Main Character Triple Death Derby is coming up next
*Note these characters aren't mine they belong to Square Soft.
