Johnny: Welcome back to Celebrity Death Match. If you're just tuning in. You just missed Zell Dincht Fight Tifa Lockheart

Nick: And what a fight it was. Tifa started things off and then it went back and forth for a while but it ended when Zell summoned the Mighty GF Cactuar, which left us a nice new Tifa Pincushion.

Johnny: In our next Match we have Cid Highwind the first man to leave the planet Gaia Vs Cid Kramer the man responsible for the creation of the Gardens.

Nick: lets go down to the ring for more action

Kramer: Hello Mr. Highwind nice to meet you

Highwind: Shove it up you @$$

Kramer: now now that's not becoming of a SeeD student

Highwind: I'm not in your little crappy Seed group

Kramer: then what are you doing in the Garden?

Mills: This isn't the Garden Son it's the Death Match ring

Kramer: when did the garden get a Death Match ring?

Highwind: #@^& it. We're not in your stupid Garden.

Kramer: oh…

Highwind: you and me are fighting to the death

Kramer: I see. Well good luck to you

Highwind: yes and #*^% you to you to

:: Cid Highwind pulls out his Spear::

Nick: it looks like Cid has pulled out a spear

Kramer: what's that?

Highwind: it's a Spear

Kramer: No its not. It's a Stick with a Knife taped to it.

Highwind:…SHUTUP!

Johnny: It seems Mr. Highwind has started to attack Mr. Kramer with his "Spear"

Nick: that he has and it seems like he is lethal with it

::Cid Highwind stabs at Kramer and gets him in the shoulder causing a deep gash::

Highwind: Take that yah nerdass

Kramer: hey there now I resent tha…OOOOOWWW

::Cid stabbed Cid again while he was talking. This time the wound is in Kramer's stomach.::

Kramer: must you resort to violence?

Highwind………YES!

Nick: Looks like Highwind is on the offensive.

Johnny: hmmmm seems a Woman wearing some strange clothes has approached the ring

Nick: wow looks to me like she has a beak

Johnny: that's a helmet

Kramer: Edea welcome my dear. Hold on a second will you

Highwind: shut up fig nuts

Edea: Honey watch out

::Kramer dodges one of Highwind's stabs and knocks him over.::

Kramer: it seems I have to fight this man honey hold on a sec ok?

::Cid jumps into the air and lands down hard on Highwind's leg breaking it::

Edea: honey you are to violent

Kramer: I'm sorry dear

::Suddenly Highwind makes some hand signals::

Edea: what is he doing?

::Suddenly bombs burst through the Ceiling and destroy Edea::

Kramer: HONEY!!!!!


::Kramer goes into an adrenaline rush and turns into a Gigas::

Highwind: ………..Right

Kramer: MUST KILL CID!!!!

Nick: holly crap. That wuss just turned into a huge monster

Johnny: that he did nick and it looks like he's got Cid on the ropes

::"Super" Cid throws Highwind into the turnbuckle::

Highwind: OOOOH Christ

Kramer: BYE

::Super Cid rams into Highwind splattering his guts all over the arena::

Mills: the Winner Cid!!

Nick: wow what an upset. Who would have thought that wuss could turn into that?

Johnny: Unpredictable indeed. Now stay tuned our final match. The Main Character Triple Death Derby is coming up next


*Note these characters aren't mine they belong to Square Soft.