You know how a hairdryer had a warning label on it that said "Warning: Do Not Use While Sleeping"? Heh heh....Warning: Contains Mr. KiBlast, Real Ki Blasts, Insta-Ki-Blasts, Ki-For-Me and other sorts of artificial Ki blasts, as well as cursing, debates over curse words and Snapple!



Warning: Do Not Read While Sleeping

"What the hell is wrong with this drying utensil? How could anyone but an imbicile like Kakarot use it while sleeping?" demanded Vegeta, while attempting to use a hairdryer on his extremely wet Saiya-jin hair.
"That's not nice, Vegeta!" Goku yelled, sticking his head into the doorway.
"K..Kakarot?! What are YOU doing here?" demanded the angry, wet Saiyan Prince.
"Um...nothin'...Bulma wants you to...uh..." Goku said, trying to remember what he was told to say. "Oh yeah! She wants you to finish 'drying your damn hair and get the hell out of there this instant'. See ya, Veggie!"
"Damn Kakarot...damn humans...hell, while I'm at it why don't I just yell..." Vegeta trailed off. "DAMN IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Daddy! Mommy said not to say that 'cause there kids here. I dunno who she means, but she seems angry." Chibi Trunks said from the doorway with Chibi Goten close behind.
"CAN'T EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE?! I'M TRYING TO DRY MY DAMN HAIR WITH THIS DRYING UTENSIL!" Vegeta yelled.
"Mommy told me that if you say that word again, Mr. KiBlast will come to get you." Trunks said in a conspiracy-ish whisper that I forgot the term for.
"Mr. KiBlast? HAH! I am not scared of any 'Mr. KiBlast'! You want a ki blast? I'll show you a ki blast! THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL GET FOR NOT LETTING ME FINISH MY HAIR!" Vegeta screamed, throwing ki blasts every which way throughout the house.


~A few minutes later, when Vegeta was done with his hair~

(GT) Goten was innocently getting a drink of water. At a sink. With a glass. You know, like a normal half-Saiyan getting a drink of water with a glass at a sink. Little did he know the horrors that a sink may bring.
No, it wasn't as horrible as the time in the Baby saga where he was going to get a drink. That would be a horrible fate. No, instead, it was....
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Goten as he narrowly escaped a ki blast coming out of the sink. "IT'S MR. KIBLAST!"
Chibi Trunks, Mirai Trunks AND GT Trunks all came running in. Chibi Trunks announced "But Mr. KiBlast was a fakey thing that Mommy made up to scare the ...uh...Future-self, what was it again?"
"It was to scare the living shit out of Father, remember?" Mirai no Trunks announced.
"Uh...future self? Shit isn't alive." GT Trunks remarked with much intelligence. "Though if you were to be accurate, it is partially alive since it comes from a living organism such as ourselves."
"No time to argue about it....HELP!" screamed Goten, running frantically out of the kitchen.
"What are you all yelling about?" Bulma asked, nearly getting trampled on by Goten.
"It's Mr. KiBlast!" yelled Goten over his shoulder as he plowed into Gohan.
"What?" asked Gohan.
"Mr. KiBlast! Bulma made it up to scare Vegeta and he's ALIVE!" yelled Goten, yelling yet again.
"Vegeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Bulma screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What is it NOW?!" demanded Vegeta, who had eventually dryed his hair.
"Mr. KiBlast is coming out of the kitchen sink!" Bulma exclaimed...and they all knew it was an exclamation because of the exclamation point at the end.
"And why should I care about this...this...fake ki-blasting monstrosity?" asked Vegeta.
"BECAUSE HE'S IN THE KITCHEN! AND HE'S DRINKING ALL OF YOUR SNAPPLE!" Bulma yelled.
"NOBODY DRINKS THE PRINCE OF SAIYA-JINS' SNAPPLE AND GETS AWAY ALIVE!" yelled Vegeta, charging into the kitchen at a speed that only an angry Saiyan wanting Snapple could travel at.
Vegeta entered the kitchen, only to find Goku already in there who was, along with Mr. KiBlast, drinking Vegeta's prized Snapple drinks. They were talking and laughing and having a funfun time until Vegeta yelled "DROP THE SNAPPLE AND NOBODY GETS KILLED!"
"Aww...Vegeta! I was just having a drink with this nice friend of mine. He has just invited me to join him in trying to take over the world." Goku said in a drunken voice.
"HE PUT ALCOHOL IN MY SNAAAAAAAAAAAAPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" bellowed out Vegeta and every character imaginable gathered there to find out why he was yelling so much. Then, all but the Z fighters left. Which left only Z fighters and not the people who left.
"Hey, Goku!" said everyone.
"My friend," said Goku, gesturing to Mr. KiBlast who looked just like a shadowed figure, "Has invited me to help him take over the world. We begin at dawn!"
An evil laugh issued forth from Mr. KiBlast. Why issued forth? I don't know. It sounds weird.
"What's wrong with him, Vegeta?" Krillin asked.
"That Mr. KiBlast stole my Snapple and gave some to Kakarot with alcohol in it. Kakarot is now drunk and will proceed to take over the world with Mr. KiBlast. Damn!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Uh...Vegeta...I hate to contradict you," said Yamcha, using a big word, "But maybe saying 'crap' would be more appropriate."
"Yeah. It's a little worse than 'damn'. But if you really want to curse, you should use 'shit' because it's the worst. Aside from..." Krillin said with suspense.
"The Word of Words.....The Word With The F in it!" they all said together, under their breath, lest anyone hurt them for saying it.
"Gasp." gasped Goku, in a gasping-ish manner at hearing The World referred to. "Thou shalt not speak of the word. Tomorrow at dawn I shall see you all for a showdown to end all showdowns! And then we shall see what happens!"

What will happen? Will Goku recover from his drunken-ness? Will anyone use any really bad words? Will Mr. KiBlast kill anyone? Will they actually fight Goku? Who knows? I do! Coming up...Chapter 2: Ki in a Bottle!