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Ch.2: Ki in a Bottle!


     "Vegeta!  What are we going to do?  Is Goku gonna stay drunk for long?" Krillin asked.  
    "How should I know?!  I'm not the one who put the stuff in the Snapple!" Vegeta yelled at him.
    "Why don't we call the 1-800-VILLAIN hotline and see if we can get tips on how to beat people trying to take over the world?" suggested Yamcha.
    "You idiot!  That's for people who WANT to take over the world!" yelled Krilin.
    "I knew that, Krillin.  How could you accuse me of such a thing!" demanded Yamcha at the accusation of him being an idiot.
    Arguments continued in this fashion until a few minutes before dawn.

    "WHY DO YOU INSIST ON ARUGUING IN THIS FASHION!  IT'S A FEW MINUTES UNTIL DAWN!" yelled Vegeta.  "Forget it, we need a secret weapon!"
    Vegeta picked up the phone and dialed 1-800-Ki-4-1-N-AL, the 1-800, toll-free ordering place for artificail Ki-products of all sorts.  Moments later, a package arrived at the door of Capsule Corp.  To avoid paying, Vegeta demonstrated HIS ki to the delivery guy.  The guy never returned again.
     "You can use these artificial ki-products to enhance your abilites with a money-back guarantee!" was the last thing he said.  
     "'You can use these artificail ki-products to enhance your abilities with a money-back guarantee!' was the last thing he said." said Vegeta.
     "Before you blew him up." Yamcha said.
     "Right.  Now, take some of these, okay?  That way, we'll knock Kakarot senseless and defeat this Mr. KiBlast.  Then I can buy some more Snapple.  I may even let you have some for helping." Vegeta said.
      They just nodded, knowing that they shouldn't stand in the way of Vegeta and his Snapple.  
      "I'll take the Insta-Ki, you take the Ki-in-a-bottle!" remarked Yamcha oh-so-happily.
      "Hey, Vegeta, are you sure you ordered from the right company?  It looks like these are drugs!" Krillin said.
      "Huh?" huh'd the Prince of Saiyans who had just realized that 1-800-Ki-4-1-N-AL was really just a fake name for a company that sold drugs to pathetic weaklings who wanted to get stronger.
      "YAMCHA!  NO!" yelled Krillin.

      "Huh?" huh'd the Yam. "These irince of Saiyans who had just realized that 1-800-Ki-4-1-N-AL was really just a fake name for a company that sold drugs to pathetic weaklings who wanted to get stronger.

      "YAMCHA!  NO!" yelled Krillin.
      "Huh?" huh'd the Yam. "These directions say, 'Take out Insta-ki powder. Proceed to inhale through the nose until you feel sufficiently strong. Warning: May cause dizziness and cause the user to get high. High on Ki ®!' Why would it be a drug?"
"This Ki-in-a-Bottle smells like.....CHLORINE!" gasped Krillin, who had by accident taken a large sniff of the liquid "KI" in the bottle.
"And this stuff is acid!" Vegeta exclaimed. "Why did I kill the salesguy?! I could have tortured the information out of him! Damn!"
"Vegeta...do you think crap is more appropriate here?" asked Krillin.
Yamcha, meanwhile, was trying out some various ki-products, like Insta-Ki, Ki-in-a-bottle, Ki-4-u, 1-2-Ki and more.
"I think I shall join Goku and Mr. KiBlast in taking over the world." said Yamcha in a maniac-robot voice of some kind. Monotone! Yeah, that's the word. In a montonous voice. However you spell it.
"They drugged my Snapple and took over the Ki company so they could stop us from stopping them!" Vegeta yelled.
"Oh no. Hey, Vegeta, you used a lot of big words. But I know better ones. Perpetutal. Serious. Televison." said Krillin, naming a few.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis!" yelled Vegeta, naming the longest word in the english language that I think is a type of disease.
"What to do? It is but a minute to dawn! How shall we defeateth Goku?" Krillin asked dramatically.
"With a fruitcake?" suggested Vegeta.
"And Yamcha should be impaled with an impala-horn on rye bread." said Krillin for he did not like rye bread.
"Good. I believe they can all be found inside the many rooms of Capusle Corp. I shall work with you to destroy Mr. KiBlast and take revenge for my Snapple! I will meet you in one minute at the site Kakarot will be at to fight in a showdown to end all showdowns!" Vegeta proclaimed-eth.
"You proclaimeth well, Vegeta! I shall see-eth you then!" Krillin called over his shoulder as he left the building.

After a minute, the two of them met near a rock wall so that they could slam someone into it, in the tradition of all really good DBZ fights where people get hit into rock walls or at least punch them to the ground.
"Shouldn't there be some cool music about now?" asked Krillin.
"How should I know? Just pick one and it'll start playing!" Vegeta said in an irritated way since he wanted revenge.
"Ok.............." said Krillin.
All of a sudden, the DBZ song "Warning of Danger" began to play in the background.
"Now, Kakarot, Yam, Mr. KiBlast! We shall see what happens to those who pollute my Snapple!"
"Yes! I know what you did before that Mr. KiBlast! You deprived me of my Mentos!" Krillin said angrily.
"Mentos?" Vegeta asked.
"Yes." replied Krillin in a depressed voice.
"Ahh, then he shall pay doubly!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"IN THE NAME OF SNAPPLE, MENTOS AND OTHER SUGARY FOOD AND DRINK, WE SHALL PUNISH YOU!" said them both in a way not unlike Sailor Moon.


What will happen NOW? I don't know! I'll write the next chapter soon!