Chapter 3 is here at last~!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....  I forgot to cash in my reality checks! 


Chapter 3:
The Showdown To End All Showdowns
And "Foul" Language~!


    "Foul language is bad, though fun." said Vegeta.
    "MONDO-" Krillin began.
    "NO!  THAT IS FOUL LANGUAGE!  STOP IT IMMEDIATELY OR THOU SHALT PAY DEARLY IN LARGE QUANTITIES OF SUGAR!" Vegeta yelled.
    "Mondo cool!" Krillin said.
    "AHHHH!" screamed Vegeta.
    "What, did I say something wrong?" Krillin asked as they moved into the spot designated by a drunken Goku and Mr. KiBlast.
    "It's "foul" language!  CEASE YOUR HORRID LANGUAGE!" yelled Vegeta.  "Though you could use that phrase to scare the living out of Kakarot."
    "But isn't living, Vegeta!  You know, if you ask your son, he provides a very good explanation on the reason." Krillin said.
    "Maybe I WOULD ask him, but Kakarot has convinced him and all of the other minors to go to his illegal club with Mr. KiBlast and get all drunk with him.  Then they were all going to take over the world together.  No doubt they will be late and make us wait to battle to the death!" Vegeta said unhappily.
    "I am also unhappily at this moment, for I am chewing upon gum that is sugar free!" Krillin said.  "For Mr. KiBlast has stolen all objects of sugar in this world!"
    "He shall most definitely pay!" joined in the voice of Tasuki from Fushigi Yuugi who was standing upon a cliff in a most dramatic pose.
    "No da!" chorused Chichiri of Fushigi Yuugi, which can be considered a tounge twister to those who do not speak well.  Or Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis can, but then again, it's all your preference.
    "Giving alcohol to minors, stealing sugar, what next?" Tasuki asked.
    "It is bad, no da!" Chichiri said.
    "I am here!" yelled Mr. KiBlast, "And so is my evil army of drunken lunatics!"
    Goku and the others flew drunkenly down and landed in a heap on the leafy ground.  Unfortunately, it also had twigs which poked them, and which were quickly ki-blasted to a crisp.
    "And harming nature, no da!  That is serious!" Chichiri exclaimed.
    "And not mondo cool!" said Krillin, looking away before Vegeta could give him an Evil Glare of Doom for saying That Phrase.
"Speak not that phrase!" yelled out everyone simultaneously, using a quite fun word indeed, which was "simultaneously".
"Come, let us fight!" said Kakarot.
"But you are late, O Drunken Baka!" said Vegeta to him.
"Oh! How horrid! Bad me! BAD!" said Goku the Drunk, as he fired a ki blast backwards at himself in punishment.
"WE WILL DEFEAT YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" screamed Tasuki.
"We will kick your ass, no da!" Chichiri added.
"Oh, no, for we shall defeat you all and rule the world!" Mr. KiBlast said. "For my drunken army has powers beyond mortal imagination!"
"Isn't this the part where the chapter ends and there's a cliffhanger for a day or two?" asked Krillin.
"Yes!"
"No da."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?! OF COURSE!"
All three people who remained not-drunken said. And right they were. For the chapter abruptly ended and an ending theme song faded into the background.