Chicken Wing Shade: I'm ba-ack! Mwahahaha

Duo: Shade! I missed you! We all got stuck with that evil doer DragonSoul.

Shade: I know. I read Lies. I am soo sorry. I promise I'll make it up to you.

Heero: ...do I want to know?

Shade: 1x2 lemon!!!!! Not this fic though. It doesn't even have yaoi hints.

Chicken Wing

"C'mon guys, it'll be fun!" Duo pleaded.

"I don't know, Duo," Quatre said hesitantly. "It sounds kind of silly. I mean it is a hypnotist."

"I saw one once when I was little. It's not as tacky as it sounds," Duo persisted stubbornly.

"Oh, alright," his blonde friend relented.

"What?! You agreed with the fool! Are you nuts?! I can just imagine what he'll get us int!" Wufei shrieked with outrage.

Duo thought for a second. There wasn't much that could make Wufei do something he didn't want to do. There was only one person who could and that was Blade. But Blade might not be able to come with them. He grinned triumphantly. Did Wufei need to know that?

"I was just on the phone with Blade. She said it sounded like a great idea." Wufei instantly brightened and changed his mind.

//That wasn't lying// Duo told his guilty consience. //She did say it sounded great. I'm only misleading him. That's different than lying.//

Now there was only Trowa and heero to convince. Trowa shouldn't be that hard concidering how indifferent he treated most things. And if Duo could make it sound like a mission Heero was to treat it as such.

It took quite a bit of effort to phrase it right but he managed to give a convincing speech for heero's benefit. After that Trowa just shrugged.

They were able to get front row seats as soon as they arrived, concidering they were about two hours early. "If not we'll get stuck in a huge line," were Duo's exact words.

As luck would have it Blade did show up, leaving Duo's consience guilt free.

The show started uneventfully. The hypnotist called random and performed different acts.

There was this one lady who had been hypnotised into thinking she was nude, and a man who thought he was being attacked by invisible birds.

The whole show seemed fairly boring until...

"Could you four young men in the front row please join me on the stage," the hypnotist called to Heero, Quatre, Trowa and Wufei.

Reluctantly the four teens trudged onto the stage, Quatre blushing modestly.

The hypnotist pulled out an old fashioned watch, one of the rounded ones that hung from a chain. "Watch this closely," he said and began to to rhythmically back and forth. "You are getting sleepy, very sleepy." The mans deep voice was surprisingly hypnotic. Duo caught himself as he was about to fall asleep.

"You are now asleep."

Duo was surprised to see his friemds actually appeared to be sleeping where they stood.

"When I snap my finger once you will believe you are chickens. When I sna[ my finger a second time you will awaken without any memory of what has occured," he snapped his fingers and the others began acting like chickens. Pecking at the air, flapping pretend wings and 'bucking' for all they were worth.

Duo had tears of mirth streaming down his face within moments. It wasn't every day you saw proud Wufei, indiferent Trowa, conservative Quatre and stoic Heero all acting like chickens.

The hypnpotist snapped his fingers again and they awoke, confusion etched plainly across their faces. They were told to retake their seats and they awkwardly complied.

"What happened?" Quatre asked as he sat down. Both Duo and Blade burst into hysterical laughs, as the other four looked on in complete bafflement.

The End

Shade: Well thats it.... for now. Mwahahaha!

Duo: What ya gonna do next?

Shade: Neko Blade and Duo. The other four pilots have their revenge!

Duo: eep