Okay... This is going to be a strange fic... It starts out in a coffee shop whereall is sane until certain... "guests" arrive.

Disclaimer? Well, if you need one then I guess I should just say that none of the characters in this fic are mine, so don't sue me. If you do, let me just say that you'll have to catch me first and the land surrounding my house is loaded with landmines that go off if you don't know where to step.

Also, for those of you who don't know: Ryoko is from Tenchi, Lina is from Slayers, and Kamui is from X-1999.

This is also the first part of a series. I'm gonna put it up in chapter form though.

Now on with the show!






Adventures in Java Books:
[small side note:this is an actual place, though the workers are completely made up.]





It was a fine Friday night at Java Books. Everyone there was sitting peacefully, either talking to each other or listening to the music. A mysterious person sat in a corner sipping a hot mochaccino. She wore a green outfit and had spiky blue hair. To one side of her, sitting at a small table and playing chess was another strange girl who was wearing a cape and some armor. She had red hair. Her opponent was the most normal one of the group. He was wearing black jeans and a white button-up shirt. He had short black hair. The two people sat pushing their peices back and forth in solemn silence. A large apple pie sat beside them. Suddenly the young boy pushed his queen forward and smirked triumphantly.

"Checkmate, Lina."
"WHAT!? NO WAY!?"

The other girl smiled.

"My turn."
"IT'S NOT FAIR! HE CHEATED!"
"I did not."

Lina growled and pushed back from the table, allowing the other woman to sit down in her place. Agagin, the two players concentrated long and hard, pushing peices here and there, until the woman finally won.

"Checkmate, Kamui."
"..."
"MY TURN!"

Lina had been yelling ever since they started playing.

And so it continued, except that the mysterious woman seemed to win all the games.

"..."
"MY TURN!"
"..."
"MY TURN!"
"..."
"CHECKMATE!"

Lina jumped up and danced around a bit, since she had finally won.

"Yay!!! I won the pie!"
"What?! How could I have lost to an underendowed, short, brat!?"

Lina turned suddenly scary.

"What did you call me?"
"You heard me. Want to make something of it?!"
"You bet I do!"
"Lina-san... Ryoko-san... don't you think...
"STAY OUTTA THIS," they yelled at the same time.

Kamui sweatdropped and stepped back. By now, most of the people in the restaurant had left and the workers ducked behind the counter.

"That pie is mine! Fair and square!"
"HA! The only thing square around here is your body!"
"WHAT!? THAT'S IT!!!!! DRAGU SLAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The whole coffee shop shook, but Ryoko wasn't through yet. She'd managed to get a few shots of her energy out before the explosion. All managed to hit Lina.... Just then the building fell inwards.

As the smoke cleared, the remaining survivors saw that only two things made it out of there safe. And one wasn't going to be safe much longer.

Kamui released the kekkai he had made around him and the pie and grabbed a fork. Steppig over Lina and Ryoko's forms, he walked away from the wreckage and began to eat the apple pie.






Okay. That's the end of the first one.... The next one will either be annoying characters or cute characters. What will hppen? Who knows? *begins to help the Java Books people rebuild their business*