Title: Another Saturday Night

Author: Spiffy Da WonderSheep

Disclaimer: I don't own it, never have, never will, I'm not making any money off of this either, although I sure wish I was!

Author's Note: Challenge was:
300 words or less
Tunafish sandwich gone bad
Spike arguing with Xander over music
a mention of Riley
And work Jeff (my friend and BC&S resident fic challenger) into the story.

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"No," Spike said. "No bleedin' way. If you are going to be listening to the greatest hits from the 50s, you'd better untie me."

"If you're going to keep putting down the musical genius that is Cat Stevens, I am going to gag you," Xander said as he folded up the sofa bed. "Besides, I need this music. It helps motivate me."

"Ah. So next time there's a funky smell for weeks and weeks, all I have to do is put on this caterwalling, and you'll start searching for it."

Xander advanced on Spike, waving a dirty sock. "If you don't shut it, I'm going to shut it for you."

"Git that thing away from me you bloody wanker!"

Xander turned around and threw the sock over his shoulder. It landed in Spike's lap, and he tried his darndest to flinch it out of his lap. Xander said converationally, "Y'know, I could always call Riley and let him know that his missing Hostile is sitting here."

"Oh, shut up! You win, all right?"

Xander lifted a shirt and jumped back in revulsion. "I think we have a winner," Xander said, using the shirt to protect his hand as he lifted a plate with something fuzzy on it.

"What is it? Or was it?"

"Well, I think... yep. Bread. Must have been that tuna fish sandwich that went missing last month."

Spike's eyes turned heavenward. "Jeff, you can kill me now!"

Xander looked very confused. "Who is Jeff?"

"That's what I call the Big Guys. You know, the Powers that Be."

"Why Jeff?"

"Why not?"