Twas the night before christmas... With Yamato!!
By Reka
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the Ishida house,
Chibi Yamato-chan was sleeping,
quiet as a mouse.
Tears glistened under
those kawaii chibi eyes,
and his dreams were full of sadness,
for his parents had just split up.
His mother was gone,
Takeru too,
(If she knew how he would be in a few years, she would have dumped
Takeru on her husband, too.)
Yamato had gotten his dad
A photo of him and Mom
in a last attempt to get them back together.
A blue box,
supposedly from Takeru-
(He's too young, it's from his mother.)
Held a small chibi wolf stuffed animal
that looked positively ridiculous.
Dawn broke,
Yamato-chan heard the bang,
and those big innocent chibi eyes slid open,
and he immediately started to cry.
(Don't cry, Yamato-chan!!)
After he finished crying, fangirls attached themselves to him,
and our poor little Yama looked like a Christmas tree with fangirl
ornaments.
His eyes welled up with tears again,
and fangirls detatched themselves,
yelling, "Don't cry, Yama-chan!" and making the funny noises
Yamato later learned to identify with
Fangirls in heat.
He went to the tree,
saw the box,
and unwrapped the wolf,
Ignoring the fangirls yelling, "AWWW!!"
