... With Chibi Jyou!
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
All THREE brothers were sleeping,
dreaming of getting an 100 in Science.
Little Jyou was sleeping,
tucked away from the dubbers
who insisted on messing up
The wonderful family.
They first stole Shin,
sticking Shuu's face on him,
they insisted on calling Shin "Jim."
Shuu was next,
Who cried his eyes out
because the Americans didn't know he existed.
Secretly, Shuu and Shin decided to screw the dubbers
making a pact to appear together in episode 50.
Jyou slept on,
oblivious,
now dreaming of walruses
who talk, kick butt
but most of all
Drink coffee with ten pounds of sugar everyday.
His dreams then turned to nightmares
of pink birds and pink hair
and Jyou screamed and sat straight up
drawing the attention of dubbers
who thought he would be much BETTER as a main character.
So they tied him up,
Gagged him, muffled his screams.
On Christmas morning,
The fangirls dressed in black
mourned for their Jyou
At the mercy of the dubbers,
and always in danger of being impaled on walrus tusks.
