AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHEeee...Hoooooo..... *Passes out*
*Awakens to find his mom staring at him. "Get up. You're on top of the cat." *Stands up* "Oops... Sorry, kitty... Um..." *Finds a shovel and scrapes the cat off the ground* "Well... I got a bit of an energy rush there... But, then, it's 5 AM, I have eaten a box of cheez-its (I just know I mispelled that) and drank a whole lot of kool-aid that contained waaaaaay too much sugar. And I got a rather strange idea. I am going to write another fic, but, unlike most of my other 50+ fics, it will NOT be concerning the gundam pilots in any way. Just the digimon characters, which I have recently become obsessed with _AGAIN_, and a character of my own creation (partially inspired by a video game character, same first name, too), my alternate personality, Judecca Adlehnder Gunner! The mysterious, all-powerful guns expert capable of just about anything... The villain. And now, with no further interruptions..." *Is hit by a broom* "Oops. Sorry... I just... And then... Um... Uh... OOOOOHHH!! A kitty!" *The authors sister is seen running towards the flatter-than-a-pancake cat, and then the gundam pilots crowd around the computer* "Er... Oh, my head... Ouch... HEY! I said this wouldn't concern you! GO AWAY!" One quick note before I begin the fic... See, I'm apparently a very talented writer. When I write my fics, they don't seem so great, but then I post them, and people love them, and I go back and read them and like them... Anyways, I have found that I almost never manage to make a fic completely serious. I have one fic that I've written that didn't involve too much humor. My point is... Well, I don't know that I have a point, but this is a many-genred fic. Humor, horror, romance, perhaps a bit of action, and maybe a few other things. Just read it, like it, and review it, kay? And here 'tis....
Tai wandered around, with no apparent destination, throughout the asylum. (No, he didn't go crazy, he works there) "Well... Um... I guess everything is done. I'll just... Go home. Or maybe I'll go by Matt's place... Yeah... Matt... Maaaaaaaatt....." Tai is then spotted drooling, staring off into space 1/2 an hour later by a... Er... Um... Somebody else who works there. "Hey, you! Stop drooling and go home." Tai snapped back to reality and left the asylum. Not too much later, as it wasn't a very far walk, he arrived at Matt's place. He knocked on the door and stood there for a few seconds until Matt finally opened the door. "Oh, hi, Tai." Tai greeted Matt and then stepped inside. "Any particular reason you're here, or you just wanna hang out or something?" Matt asked. "Well, I was finishing up my work at the nuthouse when I got a mental image of you nake... Um... No particular reason."
*** Across town at Davis' house... ***
"Ooh, Ken..." Davis moaned. "Oh, that's good, Davis." Ken replied. "Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?" Davis asked. "Oh, yes..." "Ooooh.... Oooooooh.... OH!" Davis moaned. "Ha! Checkmate!" Ken yelled triumphantly, moved a chess piece across the board. "Take that!" Ken grinned. "Well, I have to admit, you did pretty good... But you wouldn't have won if I hadn't let you win." Davis said. Ken laughed. "Yeah, right, Davis. You tried and tried, but I was better than you. Just admit it." Davis stuck his tongue out at Ken. Ken moved quickly and caught Davis' tongue with his lips, and then stuck his own tongue into Davis' mouth. A few minutes later, just when the two boys were helping each other undress, singing was heard from outside Davis' door. "La lala la laaaaaa.... I am now at the door, about to come in for no apparent reason whatsoever." Davis' mom informed the rooms occupants. "I've got the doorknob turned 7 1/2 degrees now... And now I've got it turned the rest of the way... I'm coming in now, once again, for no apparent reason, and would be very shocked if I happened to find something out of the ordinary such as two boys, one of them being my son, in bed together... And now I'm opening the door... And..." Then Davis' mother walked into the room and began to dust several objects in the room. Somehow she managed to not turn towards Davis' bed even once, and left without so much as glancing at it and its two occupants.
"Wow... It's a good thing she didn't look over here." Ken muttered. "Yeah. I can't believe we spilled grapejuice on our clothes..." Ken shrugged. "Oh, well, nothing we can do about it except change clothes." Davis nodded his head, and the two boys continued undressing and then dressed in clean clothes untouched by purple, very-hard-to-remove-from-clothing liquids. "If she'd looked over here, she might have even thought we were having sex or something." Ken said, and Davis laughed at the idea. "Yeah, as if we'd ever do that. Soooo.... You wanna have sex?"
*** The next day, at the asylum... ***
"Well... Another day of work... This sucks. I want to stop working. I wonder if I could move in with Matt... That way, I could stop working. And... If he let me move in with him... It could mean that he likes me in the same way I like him... Or it could just mean hat he's letting me move in because I'm a friend. Or he might not let me move in at all, and then I'd have to keep working... I hate working! Hey, I'm not supposed to be here, where am I?" Tai looked around and saw that he was in an entirely new area of the asylum that he had never been to before. "Well... I guess it doesn't matter where I am... But... How do I get back?" Tai wandered around, looking for an exit, and then tripped over something. "Hey, what the?!" Tai looked to see what he had tripped over, and saw that it was a grey boot with a strange green design on the side.
"Huh? Who are you? Do you work here?" Tai asked, standing up and turning towards the owner of the boot. "Not exactly." The man replied. Tai quickly examined the man. He had platinum colored hair, black, thin-framed glasses, he wore black jeans and a soft light yellow (meaning the color was soft as opposed to 'look-at-me-im-bright-frikkin-yellow', not that the shirt was soft and fuzzy) shirt. Some kind of brown amulet hung from the mans neck, with a large, round green jewel of some kind in the center. The man also wore something resembling a cape, only it started from a little above the waist instead of up on his shoulders. The man reached up and adjusted his glasses before he continued to speak. "You... Are Taichi Yagami, correct?"
Tai nodded his head. "Tai... Before I begin to say spooky things that mean nothing now but will turn out to be a key element later, there's something I have to ask... Have you EVER looked at 'Yagami' backwards?" Tai shook his head. "Backwards, Yagami is 'im a gay'. Okay, now that I've pointed that out... It's time to say spooky things that mean nothing now but... Well, I think you get the idea." Then Tai scratched his head. "Normally I'd think that you were a... uh... patient here, but you know my name, and I know I've never seen you before." The man laughed. "Of course not. I am the man behind everything. I only make my move when all else has failed. I am the one behind everything, the ruler of evil, master of guns, creator of the Ikagu... I am Judecca A. Gunner!" Tai scratched his head again. "What're Ikagu?" Judecca laughed again. "The Ikagu are my new genetically altered race of digimon, far superior to the originals, and... Completely evil, of their own will, as well, I might add." Tai scratched his head. Judecca laughed. Tai scratched his head. Judecca laughed. Tai noticed that they were stuck in a rut. Judecca laughed. Tai began searching for the author to make him repair the storyline. Judecca laughed. Tai found the author. Judecca passed out from lack of air. Tai yelled "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? Are you even AWAKE?!" The author opened his eyes. "Er... Kinda. Whaddya want?" "I want you to fix the storyline. NOW!" The author thought about it for a while, and then reached a decision. "Only if you... Uh..." The author looks out at the readers. "Damn... I was hoping I could rate this PG13... Um... Only if you promise you'll sleep with me later." Tai nodded his head. "Kay." And then, with a flash of light, the plot was restored, the storyline continued, and everything was sorta-kinda normal again.
"Well, Tai. I'll be seeing you around..." Judecca grinned evilly, and then with a flutter of his cape-thingy, Judecca disappeared, and the scenery changed. "Wow... I'm not stuck in some weird part of the nuthouse I never knew existed anymore! I'm back here, in the weird part of the nuthouse I DID know existed!" Tai happily screamed (much like a girl, for your information) and then ran from the asylum after leaving a note of resignation behind.
*** At Matt's place... ***
"Uh... So... Matt..." Tai thought hard, and then got an idea. "Matt... Will you marry me?" He asked." "Yeah, it's about time you asked!" Tai smiled. "Good, since you don't want to marry me, you'll let me move in, ri..." Tai's eyes went wide. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?" He asked uncertainly. "I said yes. Hell, I've been in love with you since we met! I'm amazed you didn't see me all those times when I hid behind bushes to watch you... Um... Pee." Tai gasped. "Ah! Okay, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have!" Tai hugged Matt. "I'm so glad you were watching me!" Matt's eyes went wide, and he became very confused. "Huh?!" He questioned. "Well, I thought it was Sora, all those times... That girl is weird... Um... So, you actually meant what you said?" "Yes, I watched you piss, okay? Now can we just drop it?!" Tai shook his head. "Not that. The other thing, about the whole marrying me thing..." Matt nodded his head. "Yup. Might seem a little sudden to most people, but we'e already gone through all the other pivotal points in our relationship. We've even had sex." Tai scratched his head. "We have?"
"Er... Well, in some of my more vivid dreams, yes..." Matt answered, his face red. "Soooo... Um... What should we do now?" Tai asked. "I don't know, you're the one who proposed." "Right..."
*** Long, long ago (actually a few seconds after that) in a galaxy far, far away (Actually just a few blocks away) at Izzy's house... ***
"Hiya, Joe." Izzy greeted his friend at the door. "Hi. I brought the game." Joe replied. "No way! You got it already?!" Joe nodded his head. "Yeah. The new version of the 'Let's Kill Barney' game." Izzy squealed in delight and ran to his bedroom, with Joe close behind. In seconds, Izzy had the cd in his computer and was starting up the game. "The complete version? With axes and grenades and bazookas and all that?" Izzy asked, his eyes not leaving the screen. "Yup." The program loaded, and Izzy quickly began to murder the large purple dinosaur, and then proceeded to mutilate what was left of his corpse. "Hahaha! This is even more fun than I had thought it would be!" Izzy grinned. "Yeah, well, he's dead. It's my turn now!" Joe complained, and the two boys switched places.
Once they had both killed Barney several times, Izzy turned off the computer and handed Joe the game. "Um... Izzy?" Joe asked. "Yeah?" Joe blushed slightly and focused on the floor with great intensity. "Well... I was hoping I could maybe stay here overnight... And... Well... There's something I want to tell you... Not now, but later... Kay?" Izzy nodded his head. "Sure. Whaddya wanna do?" Joe shrugged his shoulders and began looking around the room. "Well... We could watch a movie or something." Joe suggested. "Okay. How about Godzilla Versus Ghidra? (Ack... Been so long since I've seen one of the old, good Godzilla movies, I don't even remember how to spell the big three headed dragons name...)" "Nah. I've seen that one too many times recently. I need a break from it. How about... Titanic?" Izzy looked at Joe as if he was crazy. "What?!" "Er... Snatch?" Izzy shrugged his shoulders. "What's it about?" He asked. "Well, it's about a bunch of gangsters, and they're all after some diamond, and Brad Pitt has his shirt off, and... Ignore that last thing I said."
*** At Cody's house... ***
"Armadillomon! Digivolve to... Anteatermon!" Cody yelled. "Look, Cody, I can't do that, alright? There is no 'Anteatermon'." Then Anteatermon walked into the room. "I resent that." It said, and wandered off in search of a mound of Termitemons. "Well, whatever, I can't digivolve into Anteatermon, okay?" Cody frowned. "Armadillomon, digivolve to Porcupinemon!" Armadillomon shook his head. "I can't do that either, Cody." Cody frowned again. "Armadillomon, don't give me a piggy-back ride." Armadillomon shook his head. "I can't do that. No, WAIT!" Cody smiled and jumped onto Armadillomon's back. "Giddyup, Armadillomon!"
*** Somewhere off in the distance (or perhaps just at TK's place)... ***
"No way, Kari." Kari's lip trembled. "But... I thought you loved me?" Kari pleaded. "No way. You are NOT getting the last cookie. Besides, if you don't stop eating so much, you'll get fat." Kari glared at TK. "Takeru, you give me that cookie or I'll take it from you, and if I have to take it from you, you're getting a faceful of fist!" Yolei applauded. "You tell him, girl!" Kari stopped yelling at TK and turned to look at Yolei. "Huh?" Then music started coming from out of nowhere. "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me....." Yolei began singing. "Wow. Yolei's changed." Kari muttered. "Mff mu mfrd fhl (translation: she's a weird girl)" TK said with a mouth full of chocolate chip cookie. "TK! YOU ATE MY COOKIE!" Tk shook his head. "My cookie." He managed to say while swallowing the remains of the cookie. "TK, either you get me another cookie, or I..." Kari turned to look at Yolei, and decided Yolei was too busy singing to pay attention to her. "Get me another cookie or I won't sleep with you tonight!"
TK shrugged his shoulders. "That's okay. I'll just go over to Davis' house." Kari became enraged. "WHAT?! You'd rather go hang out with that loser than spend time with me?!" She shrieked. "Yup." Kari glared at TK. "How can being with HIM be better than being with ME?" She demanded. "Well, for one thing, I actually LIKE sleeping with him, and I can't say the same for you. And then..." Kari cut TK off by slapping him. "Hey, you hit like a girl!" Then Kari reached around TK and grabbed a nearby brick, which she hit him with. "A butch... Lesbian girl... Owwww...." TK mumbled. "That hurt... I'm getting out of here. Bye!" He said before running out the front door.
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T..." Yolei continued singing, and then Kari hit her with the brick. "Stop singing, my boyfriend is leaving me for another guy!" Kari hissed. "Wow. Tough luck, sister. Now, if ya wanna get him back, just take a little advice from..." Kari cut Yolei off again by knocking her unconcious with the brick. "I am not your sister. So just stop it."
*** At Davis' house... ***
There was a knock at the front door. "I'll get it!" Davis' mom shouted, running for the door. "Why hello, uh... Little kid with the blond hair and funny hat..." Davis' mother greeted TK. "Uh, hi... Mrs.... Uh... weird lady who has a fetish concerning opening doors..." Davis' mother glared at TK. "I do not! That was all disproved in the trial!" She defended herself, and then TK went to Davis' room and walked inside. "AH! DAVIS! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!" TK gasped in horror. Davis turned towards TK. "What? What'd I do?" TK ran towards Davis and moved his pawn back to its previous position. "Don't move your pawn, if you just move your bishop over... here..." TK moved Davis' bishop. "Hey! Checkmate!" Davis exclaimed happily.
Ken frowned. "Well, you won that time, but you'll have to beat me 43 more times before you are ahead of me by so much as 1 game." Then TK turned and looked at Ken. "Hmmm... Ken, you weren't doing anything other than playing chess, were you?" TK queiried suspiciously. "Well... Alright, yes, I'll admit it. We did." TK gave Davis a hurt look. "Davis, I told you to wait until I got here so we could have a threesome..." Davis leaned forward and kissed TK. "Sorry. If it'll make up for it, we can have a threesome now..." He suggested. "Well... Alright. But don't let it happen again."
........ Yikes. I don't know what I've been writing. I have no memory of what has happened since about the first paragraph. Well... Lemme know if it was any god, kay? Revieeeeeeew!!! Um... I'll get the next chapter up soon. Hopefully it will have Judeca in it. Oh, wait... Judecca was in this one, wasn't he? Well, he's the major villain of this fic, so he'll be in all of the chapters. Um... Bye. (revieeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!)
*Awakens to find his mom staring at him. "Get up. You're on top of the cat." *Stands up* "Oops... Sorry, kitty... Um..." *Finds a shovel and scrapes the cat off the ground* "Well... I got a bit of an energy rush there... But, then, it's 5 AM, I have eaten a box of cheez-its (I just know I mispelled that) and drank a whole lot of kool-aid that contained waaaaaay too much sugar. And I got a rather strange idea. I am going to write another fic, but, unlike most of my other 50+ fics, it will NOT be concerning the gundam pilots in any way. Just the digimon characters, which I have recently become obsessed with _AGAIN_, and a character of my own creation (partially inspired by a video game character, same first name, too), my alternate personality, Judecca Adlehnder Gunner! The mysterious, all-powerful guns expert capable of just about anything... The villain. And now, with no further interruptions..." *Is hit by a broom* "Oops. Sorry... I just... And then... Um... Uh... OOOOOHHH!! A kitty!" *The authors sister is seen running towards the flatter-than-a-pancake cat, and then the gundam pilots crowd around the computer* "Er... Oh, my head... Ouch... HEY! I said this wouldn't concern you! GO AWAY!" One quick note before I begin the fic... See, I'm apparently a very talented writer. When I write my fics, they don't seem so great, but then I post them, and people love them, and I go back and read them and like them... Anyways, I have found that I almost never manage to make a fic completely serious. I have one fic that I've written that didn't involve too much humor. My point is... Well, I don't know that I have a point, but this is a many-genred fic. Humor, horror, romance, perhaps a bit of action, and maybe a few other things. Just read it, like it, and review it, kay? And here 'tis....
Tai wandered around, with no apparent destination, throughout the asylum. (No, he didn't go crazy, he works there) "Well... Um... I guess everything is done. I'll just... Go home. Or maybe I'll go by Matt's place... Yeah... Matt... Maaaaaaaatt....." Tai is then spotted drooling, staring off into space 1/2 an hour later by a... Er... Um... Somebody else who works there. "Hey, you! Stop drooling and go home." Tai snapped back to reality and left the asylum. Not too much later, as it wasn't a very far walk, he arrived at Matt's place. He knocked on the door and stood there for a few seconds until Matt finally opened the door. "Oh, hi, Tai." Tai greeted Matt and then stepped inside. "Any particular reason you're here, or you just wanna hang out or something?" Matt asked. "Well, I was finishing up my work at the nuthouse when I got a mental image of you nake... Um... No particular reason."
*** Across town at Davis' house... ***
"Ooh, Ken..." Davis moaned. "Oh, that's good, Davis." Ken replied. "Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?" Davis asked. "Oh, yes..." "Ooooh.... Oooooooh.... OH!" Davis moaned. "Ha! Checkmate!" Ken yelled triumphantly, moved a chess piece across the board. "Take that!" Ken grinned. "Well, I have to admit, you did pretty good... But you wouldn't have won if I hadn't let you win." Davis said. Ken laughed. "Yeah, right, Davis. You tried and tried, but I was better than you. Just admit it." Davis stuck his tongue out at Ken. Ken moved quickly and caught Davis' tongue with his lips, and then stuck his own tongue into Davis' mouth. A few minutes later, just when the two boys were helping each other undress, singing was heard from outside Davis' door. "La lala la laaaaaa.... I am now at the door, about to come in for no apparent reason whatsoever." Davis' mom informed the rooms occupants. "I've got the doorknob turned 7 1/2 degrees now... And now I've got it turned the rest of the way... I'm coming in now, once again, for no apparent reason, and would be very shocked if I happened to find something out of the ordinary such as two boys, one of them being my son, in bed together... And now I'm opening the door... And..." Then Davis' mother walked into the room and began to dust several objects in the room. Somehow she managed to not turn towards Davis' bed even once, and left without so much as glancing at it and its two occupants.
"Wow... It's a good thing she didn't look over here." Ken muttered. "Yeah. I can't believe we spilled grapejuice on our clothes..." Ken shrugged. "Oh, well, nothing we can do about it except change clothes." Davis nodded his head, and the two boys continued undressing and then dressed in clean clothes untouched by purple, very-hard-to-remove-from-clothing liquids. "If she'd looked over here, she might have even thought we were having sex or something." Ken said, and Davis laughed at the idea. "Yeah, as if we'd ever do that. Soooo.... You wanna have sex?"
*** The next day, at the asylum... ***
"Well... Another day of work... This sucks. I want to stop working. I wonder if I could move in with Matt... That way, I could stop working. And... If he let me move in with him... It could mean that he likes me in the same way I like him... Or it could just mean hat he's letting me move in because I'm a friend. Or he might not let me move in at all, and then I'd have to keep working... I hate working! Hey, I'm not supposed to be here, where am I?" Tai looked around and saw that he was in an entirely new area of the asylum that he had never been to before. "Well... I guess it doesn't matter where I am... But... How do I get back?" Tai wandered around, looking for an exit, and then tripped over something. "Hey, what the?!" Tai looked to see what he had tripped over, and saw that it was a grey boot with a strange green design on the side.
"Huh? Who are you? Do you work here?" Tai asked, standing up and turning towards the owner of the boot. "Not exactly." The man replied. Tai quickly examined the man. He had platinum colored hair, black, thin-framed glasses, he wore black jeans and a soft light yellow (meaning the color was soft as opposed to 'look-at-me-im-bright-frikkin-yellow', not that the shirt was soft and fuzzy) shirt. Some kind of brown amulet hung from the mans neck, with a large, round green jewel of some kind in the center. The man also wore something resembling a cape, only it started from a little above the waist instead of up on his shoulders. The man reached up and adjusted his glasses before he continued to speak. "You... Are Taichi Yagami, correct?"
Tai nodded his head. "Tai... Before I begin to say spooky things that mean nothing now but will turn out to be a key element later, there's something I have to ask... Have you EVER looked at 'Yagami' backwards?" Tai shook his head. "Backwards, Yagami is 'im a gay'. Okay, now that I've pointed that out... It's time to say spooky things that mean nothing now but... Well, I think you get the idea." Then Tai scratched his head. "Normally I'd think that you were a... uh... patient here, but you know my name, and I know I've never seen you before." The man laughed. "Of course not. I am the man behind everything. I only make my move when all else has failed. I am the one behind everything, the ruler of evil, master of guns, creator of the Ikagu... I am Judecca A. Gunner!" Tai scratched his head again. "What're Ikagu?" Judecca laughed again. "The Ikagu are my new genetically altered race of digimon, far superior to the originals, and... Completely evil, of their own will, as well, I might add." Tai scratched his head. Judecca laughed. Tai scratched his head. Judecca laughed. Tai noticed that they were stuck in a rut. Judecca laughed. Tai began searching for the author to make him repair the storyline. Judecca laughed. Tai found the author. Judecca passed out from lack of air. Tai yelled "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? Are you even AWAKE?!" The author opened his eyes. "Er... Kinda. Whaddya want?" "I want you to fix the storyline. NOW!" The author thought about it for a while, and then reached a decision. "Only if you... Uh..." The author looks out at the readers. "Damn... I was hoping I could rate this PG13... Um... Only if you promise you'll sleep with me later." Tai nodded his head. "Kay." And then, with a flash of light, the plot was restored, the storyline continued, and everything was sorta-kinda normal again.
"Well, Tai. I'll be seeing you around..." Judecca grinned evilly, and then with a flutter of his cape-thingy, Judecca disappeared, and the scenery changed. "Wow... I'm not stuck in some weird part of the nuthouse I never knew existed anymore! I'm back here, in the weird part of the nuthouse I DID know existed!" Tai happily screamed (much like a girl, for your information) and then ran from the asylum after leaving a note of resignation behind.
*** At Matt's place... ***
"Uh... So... Matt..." Tai thought hard, and then got an idea. "Matt... Will you marry me?" He asked." "Yeah, it's about time you asked!" Tai smiled. "Good, since you don't want to marry me, you'll let me move in, ri..." Tai's eyes went wide. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?" He asked uncertainly. "I said yes. Hell, I've been in love with you since we met! I'm amazed you didn't see me all those times when I hid behind bushes to watch you... Um... Pee." Tai gasped. "Ah! Okay, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have!" Tai hugged Matt. "I'm so glad you were watching me!" Matt's eyes went wide, and he became very confused. "Huh?!" He questioned. "Well, I thought it was Sora, all those times... That girl is weird... Um... So, you actually meant what you said?" "Yes, I watched you piss, okay? Now can we just drop it?!" Tai shook his head. "Not that. The other thing, about the whole marrying me thing..." Matt nodded his head. "Yup. Might seem a little sudden to most people, but we'e already gone through all the other pivotal points in our relationship. We've even had sex." Tai scratched his head. "We have?"
"Er... Well, in some of my more vivid dreams, yes..." Matt answered, his face red. "Soooo... Um... What should we do now?" Tai asked. "I don't know, you're the one who proposed." "Right..."
*** Long, long ago (actually a few seconds after that) in a galaxy far, far away (Actually just a few blocks away) at Izzy's house... ***
"Hiya, Joe." Izzy greeted his friend at the door. "Hi. I brought the game." Joe replied. "No way! You got it already?!" Joe nodded his head. "Yeah. The new version of the 'Let's Kill Barney' game." Izzy squealed in delight and ran to his bedroom, with Joe close behind. In seconds, Izzy had the cd in his computer and was starting up the game. "The complete version? With axes and grenades and bazookas and all that?" Izzy asked, his eyes not leaving the screen. "Yup." The program loaded, and Izzy quickly began to murder the large purple dinosaur, and then proceeded to mutilate what was left of his corpse. "Hahaha! This is even more fun than I had thought it would be!" Izzy grinned. "Yeah, well, he's dead. It's my turn now!" Joe complained, and the two boys switched places.
Once they had both killed Barney several times, Izzy turned off the computer and handed Joe the game. "Um... Izzy?" Joe asked. "Yeah?" Joe blushed slightly and focused on the floor with great intensity. "Well... I was hoping I could maybe stay here overnight... And... Well... There's something I want to tell you... Not now, but later... Kay?" Izzy nodded his head. "Sure. Whaddya wanna do?" Joe shrugged his shoulders and began looking around the room. "Well... We could watch a movie or something." Joe suggested. "Okay. How about Godzilla Versus Ghidra? (Ack... Been so long since I've seen one of the old, good Godzilla movies, I don't even remember how to spell the big three headed dragons name...)" "Nah. I've seen that one too many times recently. I need a break from it. How about... Titanic?" Izzy looked at Joe as if he was crazy. "What?!" "Er... Snatch?" Izzy shrugged his shoulders. "What's it about?" He asked. "Well, it's about a bunch of gangsters, and they're all after some diamond, and Brad Pitt has his shirt off, and... Ignore that last thing I said."
*** At Cody's house... ***
"Armadillomon! Digivolve to... Anteatermon!" Cody yelled. "Look, Cody, I can't do that, alright? There is no 'Anteatermon'." Then Anteatermon walked into the room. "I resent that." It said, and wandered off in search of a mound of Termitemons. "Well, whatever, I can't digivolve into Anteatermon, okay?" Cody frowned. "Armadillomon, digivolve to Porcupinemon!" Armadillomon shook his head. "I can't do that either, Cody." Cody frowned again. "Armadillomon, don't give me a piggy-back ride." Armadillomon shook his head. "I can't do that. No, WAIT!" Cody smiled and jumped onto Armadillomon's back. "Giddyup, Armadillomon!"
*** Somewhere off in the distance (or perhaps just at TK's place)... ***
"No way, Kari." Kari's lip trembled. "But... I thought you loved me?" Kari pleaded. "No way. You are NOT getting the last cookie. Besides, if you don't stop eating so much, you'll get fat." Kari glared at TK. "Takeru, you give me that cookie or I'll take it from you, and if I have to take it from you, you're getting a faceful of fist!" Yolei applauded. "You tell him, girl!" Kari stopped yelling at TK and turned to look at Yolei. "Huh?" Then music started coming from out of nowhere. "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me....." Yolei began singing. "Wow. Yolei's changed." Kari muttered. "Mff mu mfrd fhl (translation: she's a weird girl)" TK said with a mouth full of chocolate chip cookie. "TK! YOU ATE MY COOKIE!" Tk shook his head. "My cookie." He managed to say while swallowing the remains of the cookie. "TK, either you get me another cookie, or I..." Kari turned to look at Yolei, and decided Yolei was too busy singing to pay attention to her. "Get me another cookie or I won't sleep with you tonight!"
TK shrugged his shoulders. "That's okay. I'll just go over to Davis' house." Kari became enraged. "WHAT?! You'd rather go hang out with that loser than spend time with me?!" She shrieked. "Yup." Kari glared at TK. "How can being with HIM be better than being with ME?" She demanded. "Well, for one thing, I actually LIKE sleeping with him, and I can't say the same for you. And then..." Kari cut TK off by slapping him. "Hey, you hit like a girl!" Then Kari reached around TK and grabbed a nearby brick, which she hit him with. "A butch... Lesbian girl... Owwww...." TK mumbled. "That hurt... I'm getting out of here. Bye!" He said before running out the front door.
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T..." Yolei continued singing, and then Kari hit her with the brick. "Stop singing, my boyfriend is leaving me for another guy!" Kari hissed. "Wow. Tough luck, sister. Now, if ya wanna get him back, just take a little advice from..." Kari cut Yolei off again by knocking her unconcious with the brick. "I am not your sister. So just stop it."
*** At Davis' house... ***
There was a knock at the front door. "I'll get it!" Davis' mom shouted, running for the door. "Why hello, uh... Little kid with the blond hair and funny hat..." Davis' mother greeted TK. "Uh, hi... Mrs.... Uh... weird lady who has a fetish concerning opening doors..." Davis' mother glared at TK. "I do not! That was all disproved in the trial!" She defended herself, and then TK went to Davis' room and walked inside. "AH! DAVIS! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!" TK gasped in horror. Davis turned towards TK. "What? What'd I do?" TK ran towards Davis and moved his pawn back to its previous position. "Don't move your pawn, if you just move your bishop over... here..." TK moved Davis' bishop. "Hey! Checkmate!" Davis exclaimed happily.
Ken frowned. "Well, you won that time, but you'll have to beat me 43 more times before you are ahead of me by so much as 1 game." Then TK turned and looked at Ken. "Hmmm... Ken, you weren't doing anything other than playing chess, were you?" TK queiried suspiciously. "Well... Alright, yes, I'll admit it. We did." TK gave Davis a hurt look. "Davis, I told you to wait until I got here so we could have a threesome..." Davis leaned forward and kissed TK. "Sorry. If it'll make up for it, we can have a threesome now..." He suggested. "Well... Alright. But don't let it happen again."
........ Yikes. I don't know what I've been writing. I have no memory of what has happened since about the first paragraph. Well... Lemme know if it was any god, kay? Revieeeeeeew!!! Um... I'll get the next chapter up soon. Hopefully it will have Judeca in it. Oh, wait... Judecca was in this one, wasn't he? Well, he's the major villain of this fic, so he'll be in all of the chapters. Um... Bye. (revieeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!)
