(A/N: A recent IM I had with Arcadia Silver and Kat_Aclysm. I almost have enough material for a BIG chapter, though. Regular disclaimers. Blah blah blah.)


Arcadia Silver appears in the LJ...

AS: So Kinneas, played the clarinet lately?

Kinneas: Yep!

Sephiroth: And we have to sit here and watch her.

Kinneas: Oh shut up.

Vivi: I don't care...as long as she stays away from the sugar...

Zidane: yeah...Arcadia on a sugar rush..**cringes**
Vincent: _

AS: Oh please...I remember when you found my kool-aid clumps...I never saw my dog again...and the next door neighbors are convinced that both of you are from some obscure mid-eastern country...

Zidane: ...this coming from someone who played the entire Linkin Park CD at three AM .....on a SUNDAY NIGHT!!!

Cloud: Kinneas did that before!!!!

Zack: Right now she's listening to Mystikal on top volume

Sephiroth: Make the incessant noise STOP!

Vivi: And that time she tortured us with **cringes**....POP MUSIC!!!

All: Ewwwwwww

Vivi: Make them stop...please...I can't stand NSYNC!!! AHHH!!!! ***flames the band from Hades with a well aimed Flare**.......oops....

AS: **glomps Vivi *** Thank you!!!

Zidane:.........She hates NSYNC......can't you tell??

Kinneas: Yep.

Sephiroth: My hatred for them is worse than the failure.

Cloud: I am NOT a failure!

Zidane:.....haha!! Did anyone tell you that you look like Kuja??

Kuja: **walks in ** What?? Who called my name?? I'm busy trying to spilt the Genome genome.....

Sephiroth: Hmph. Kuja just looks like ME. I came first.

Kuja:...**glares at Sephiroth**...hardly...when I attacked the Crystal...I became aware of the history of the universe...I came thousands of years before you....

Kuja:....and MUCH better looking...

AS: **sweatdrop**...Kuja...go home....

Kuja: What??? It's true!!

AS: **brandishes broomstick handle**........leave.....now...before I take drastic measures...

Sephiroth: *shaking in his chains* KINNEAS! LET ME FREE SO I CAN MUTILATE HIM WITH A TACK!!!!!

Vivi:.....he yells like Steiner....

Zidane:...no, Steiner has a much higher pitched voice...

Sephiroth: *growls*

Vivi:...I've heard Dagger make that sound...on her....what is it again??

Zidane:...later Vivi....

All: Ew.

Kinneas: *looks up* Riiiiight... *goes back to AS's Eminem parody*


Kuja: Heh...this clone of me is obviously inferior...he can't even break simple metal bonds..... **shrugs**...what do I expect? I'm perfect....

Zidane: **gag**....

Kinneas: They're my unbreakable chains. Wanna see if YOU can break them?

Kuja:.....**looks at Kinneas**..........

AS: Please do....I can't keep him away from my account....

Zidane:...and if he lays another hand of Dagger.....**growls**

Kinneas: YAY! *chains appear on Kuja's hand as he's thrown onto the end of the line with Sephiroth*

Kuja: NO!

Sephiroth: Did you HAVE to put him near me??

AS: **shakes Kinneas's hand**...thank you....maybe I'll have some peace around my account...

Kinneas: Sorry... I don't want him next to Reno. Casey'll get pissed.

Sephiroth:.....gee...don't want to upset Mrs. Casey now do we??

Kinneas: Nope. She has a Flute of Death.

AS: May I suggest something??

Kinneas: And what would that be?

AS: Watch....**snaps fingers as a piece of HTML-Duck Tape appears over both Kuja and Sephiroth's mouths**

Sephiroth and Kuja: = x

Kinneas: Duct tape always fixes everything

Sephiroth: *kicks Kuja* Mmmmf!

Kinneas: Be good or I'll take your armor...

AS: yeah......I'll take your Maybelline, Kuja ....
Arcadia Silver (Smells Like Teen Spirit) says:
Kuja: O.O.....

Kinneas: You know what? I'll do that anyway! *walks over to petrified Sephiroth*

Sephiroth: N-no!!!

AS: **grins in amusement**

Kinneas: *yanks off his armor, leaving him shirtless* Now you can be cold and hot at the same time!

Zidane: poor guy......I feel sorry for him....sort of...

Vivi:...No where did I put hose??

AS: What are you doing??

Sephiroth: Leave me alone... *shivers*

Vivi:...my marshmellows....I'm hungry....now where are they?? **Reaches into bag...throws out the following...cell phone...High Mage Staff......leather hat....**

Sephiroth: *backs against the wall* Help me!

Vivi: **old Chinese take out box.....bag of gummy worms....another cell phone...**

Kat walks in...

Sephiroth: Kat! Help me!

Vivi: **toy piano.......metal bucket.....paint brush........world map...small dagger.....**

Kat: AAH, YOURE RAIDING HIM NOW!?

Vivi: **blueberry pie.....kitchen sink.......the faucet to the kitchen sink......**

Kat: LEAVE SEPHIROTH ALONE!!!!!

Kinneas: Vivi's just looking for something in his bag.

Kat: NO

Kat: NO

Vivi: ..now I know I put some marshmellows somewhere...

Kat: NO

Kat: NO

Kat: NO

Kat: NO

Kat: NO

Kat: NO

Kat: NO

Kat: NO

Kat: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

Sephiroth: Mmmmf!

Vivi: **ear plugs......swimsuit.....picture of Tifa and Aeris in swimsuits....** Man...I remember that summer...**hugs photo and puts it back.**

Reno:....Lockheart??...let me see!

Cloud: Me too...!

Rufus: Ooh!

Sephiroth: Mmmmf....

Zack: Aeris???....ohh...gimme...

AS: **snaps fingers and Sephiroth's tape is gone...but Kuja is still taped**

Sephiroth: LET ME GO! LET ME GO NOW! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T I'LL---*tape reappears*

Sephiroth: MMMF!

Cloud:......Tifa.....Aeris....suits....when did this happen??

Vivi:.....summer vacation....Acapulco.....

Vincent: Moving along...

AS: Vivi, please put the photo back.......**picks up photo**...is that Lucrecia?? Jeez...that's no suit...that's an eye patch...

Vincent: What?!

All: **sweatdrop**....

AS: **puts picture back in bag**....enough of that...

Cloud: I guess vampire-boy has hormones after all...

Vincent: Hmph.

Vivi:....but where are my marshmellows??

Zidane: **mouth full**..whi marjuos???

Vivi: MY MARSHMELLOWS!

Kinneas: Be right back. *winks at Sephiroth and walks out*

AS: **watches her go**..hehe....**whips out a piece of paper and writes on it, places it on Sephiroth's forehead**....my e-mail...

Kinneas: Back.

AS: **sees her** oops!! **takes it back**

Sephiroth: Mmmf....

AS: Umm....

AS: What possessed you to steal these guys in the beginning??

Kinneas: *points to shirtless and shivering Sephiroth* They're cute and I have a twisted sense of humor.

AS: Ahh...good to see I'm not alone on that point....**grins at the shirtless Sephiroth*....But I like my muses...**points to Zidane and Vivi...** though I have to hire help to keep them in line sometimes...

Kinneas: I loved FF9, but 7 has Reno, Rufus, Zack, Vincent, Cloud, and Sephiroth ^_^

AS: .....but Vivi beats them in just absolute adorable-ness...

Kinneas: True, true. And as you can see if you read my angst, I have a love for the storyline of FFVII.

AS: but FF7 beats FF9 in drop your-your-jaws-hot-looking-tight-assed-Adonis-looking Bishonen...

Kinneas: lol

AS: . well, it's true....**takes out feather**....wanna bet I can make Sephiroth laugh??

Kinneas: Yep!

Sephiroth: MMMF!

AS: okay....**walks to Sephiroth**...tickle tickle tickle...**waves feather under his chin**

Sephiroth: *glares and starts to laugh as much as a gagged guy can*

Sephiroth: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

AS: Hehehe......so you can laugh?? **tickles his bare abs..**drool**

Sephiroth: *laughs and glares*

AS: Hehe....can I try to others??

Kinneas: Sure!!!!

AS: **snaps fingers and all the guys are shirtless**....**DROOL!!**

All: AAH!

AS: **gives Kinneas a feather**...wanna try too??

Kinneas: *looks over at Vincent *drool** He'll be a challenge...

AS: Hmm...I like challenges...**waves her own feather**...shall we?..Wanna join Kat??

Kinneas: ^_^

Kat: !!!!

Kat: NO! You're going to be mean!!

AS: **waves feather duster...made of what looks like Chocobo feathers...** I got plenty of them!! Awww....come on....have some fun...

Kinneas: Yeah! *tickles Vincent with the feather duster* It's fun!

Vincent: ST-*duct tape appears on his mouth*

AS: **tickles Zack in his underarms**...come on...now laugh!!

Zack: *Laughs insanely*

AS: **glances at Reno**....Turkey....be ready to laugh...

Reno: I'm not getting paid enough for this!!

Kinneas: TAPE TIME *snaps fingers and tape appears on all of their mouths*

AS: **tickles him**.....Like I care....now laugh Turkey!!!

Reno: Mmmf!

AS: **looks at Rufus**...okay Mr. High and Mighty......your turn..

Rufus:...I can pay you money...

Rufus: *gets slapped with tape*

AS: *takes off tape*

Rufus:...**looks pale as Arcadia closes in**......hehe...HEY!! I got an idea!

AS: **snaps fingers and feathers fly from the duster and position themselves before each guy** Why do one at a time?? All of them at once...

All: MMMMMMMF!

AS: **snaps fingers and the feathers go to work** Ahh..this is entertainment.....**Three chairs appear, and popcorn in Arcadia's hands. She sits down in one**...take a seat...**offers the popcorn**...want some?

Kinneas: Thanks! *sits and watches bishonens laugh insanely* Nah.. just ate pizza.

AS: Okay then **watches as she pops Chocolate-covered popcorn in her mouth**.......hmmm....should we increase the torture??

Kinneas: Sure!

AS: **parkas wrap around them as all three Shivas, from each FF, appear and start casting Diamond Dust on the guys**...

Kinneas: Ooh.... *watches Cloud, Sephiroth, and Vincent shiver*

AS: Hehe....**watches as they alternate between laughing and shivering**

Kinneas: Okay no more diamond dust... they'll get pneumonia.

AS: alright...call it a night girls!!

**the three Shiva's disappear**

Kinneas: *takes tape off of everyone's mouth but Sephiroth and Kuja*

Cloud: Oh... my... God...

AS: What??

Vincent, looking traumatized: .....

Reno: COLD!!!!

Sephiroth: *looks down his nose at the icicles that are hanging from the tip of his nose*

AS: Ya think they're cold??

Kinneas: Yep...*throws a blanket on them*

Sephiroth:...nose....I can't feel my nose.....

Kinneas: *sits between shirtless Vincent and Sephiroth* Well... Umm... Fire 1!

Vincent and Sephiroth immediately become considerately warmer.




(A/N: Yes, it is quite weird. Get over it. If you want to be inserted, email me. ^_^)