(A/N: A recent IM I had with Arcadia Silver and Kat_Aclysm. I almost have enough material for a BIG chapter, though. Regular disclaimers. Blah blah blah.)
Arcadia Silver appears in the LJ...
AS: So Kinneas, played the clarinet lately?
Kinneas: Yep!
Sephiroth: And we have to sit here and watch her.
Kinneas: Oh shut up.
Vivi: I don't care...as long as she stays away from the sugar...
Zidane: yeah...Arcadia on a sugar rush..**cringes**
Vincent: _
AS: Oh please...I remember when you found my kool-aid clumps...I never saw my dog again...and the next door neighbors are convinced that both of you are from some obscure mid-eastern country...
Zidane: ...this coming from someone who played the entire Linkin Park CD at three AM .....on a SUNDAY NIGHT!!!
Cloud: Kinneas did that before!!!!
Zack: Right now she's listening to Mystikal on top volume
Sephiroth: Make the incessant noise STOP!
Vivi: And that time she tortured us with **cringes**....POP MUSIC!!!
All: Ewwwwwww
Vivi: Make them stop...please...I can't stand NSYNC!!! AHHH!!!! ***flames the band from Hades with a well aimed Flare**.......oops....
AS: **glomps Vivi *** Thank you!!!
Zidane:.........She hates NSYNC......can't you tell??
Kinneas: Yep.
Sephiroth: My hatred for them is worse than the failure.
Cloud: I am NOT a failure!
Zidane:.....haha!! Did anyone tell you that you look like Kuja??
Kuja: **walks in ** What?? Who called my name?? I'm busy trying to spilt the Genome genome.....
Sephiroth: Hmph. Kuja just looks like ME. I came first.
Kuja:...**glares at Sephiroth**...hardly...when I attacked the Crystal...I became aware of the history of the universe...I came thousands of years before you....
Kuja:....and MUCH better looking...
AS: **sweatdrop**...Kuja...go home....
Kuja: What??? It's true!!
AS: **brandishes broomstick handle**........leave.....now...before I take drastic measures...
Sephiroth: *shaking in his chains* KINNEAS! LET ME FREE SO I CAN MUTILATE HIM WITH A TACK!!!!!
Vivi:.....he yells like Steiner....
Zidane:...no, Steiner has a much higher pitched voice...
Sephiroth: *growls*
Vivi:...I've heard Dagger make that sound...on her....what is it again??
Zidane:...later Vivi....
All: Ew.
Kinneas: *looks up* Riiiiight... *goes back to AS's Eminem parody*
Kuja: Heh...this clone of me is obviously inferior...he can't even break simple metal bonds..... **shrugs**...what do I expect? I'm perfect....
Zidane: **gag**....
Kinneas: They're my unbreakable chains. Wanna see if YOU can break them?
Kuja:.....**looks at Kinneas**..........
AS: Please do....I can't keep him away from my account....
Zidane:...and if he lays another hand of Dagger.....**growls**
Kinneas: YAY! *chains appear on Kuja's hand as he's thrown onto the end of the line with Sephiroth*
Kuja: NO!
Sephiroth: Did you HAVE to put him near me??
AS: **shakes Kinneas's hand**...thank you....maybe I'll have some peace around my account...
Kinneas: Sorry... I don't want him next to Reno. Casey'll get pissed.
Sephiroth:.....gee...don't want to upset Mrs. Casey now do we??
Kinneas: Nope. She has a Flute of Death.
AS: May I suggest something??
Kinneas: And what would that be?
AS: Watch....**snaps fingers as a piece of HTML-Duck Tape appears over both Kuja and Sephiroth's mouths**
Sephiroth and Kuja: = x
Kinneas: Duct tape always fixes everything
Sephiroth: *kicks Kuja* Mmmmf!
Kinneas: Be good or I'll take your armor...
AS: yeah......I'll take your Maybelline, Kuja ....
Arcadia Silver (Smells Like Teen Spirit) says:
Kuja: O.O.....
Kinneas: You know what? I'll do that anyway! *walks over to petrified Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: N-no!!!
AS: **grins in amusement**
Kinneas: *yanks off his armor, leaving him shirtless* Now you can be cold and hot at the same time!
Zidane: poor guy......I feel sorry for him....sort of...
Vivi:...No where did I put hose??
AS: What are you doing??
Sephiroth: Leave me alone... *shivers*
Vivi:...my marshmellows....I'm hungry....now where are they?? **Reaches into bag...throws out the following...cell phone...High Mage Staff......leather hat....**
Sephiroth: *backs against the wall* Help me!
Vivi: **old Chinese take out box.....bag of gummy worms....another cell phone...**
Kat walks in...
Sephiroth: Kat! Help me!
Vivi: **toy piano.......metal bucket.....paint brush........world map...small dagger.....**
Kat: AAH, YOURE RAIDING HIM NOW!?
Vivi: **blueberry pie.....kitchen sink.......the faucet to the kitchen sink......**
Kat: LEAVE SEPHIROTH ALONE!!!!!
Kinneas: Vivi's just looking for something in his bag.
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Vivi: ..now I know I put some marshmellows somewhere...
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
Sephiroth: Mmmmf!
Vivi: **ear plugs......swimsuit.....picture of Tifa and Aeris in swimsuits....** Man...I remember that summer...**hugs photo and puts it back.**
Reno:....Lockheart??...let me see!
Cloud: Me too...!
Rufus: Ooh!
Sephiroth: Mmmmf....
Zack: Aeris???....ohh...gimme...
AS: **snaps fingers and Sephiroth's tape is gone...but Kuja is still taped**
Sephiroth: LET ME GO! LET ME GO NOW! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T I'LL---*tape reappears*
Sephiroth: MMMF!
Cloud:......Tifa.....Aeris....suits....when did this happen??
Vivi:.....summer vacation....Acapulco.....
Vincent: Moving along...
AS: Vivi, please put the photo back.......**picks up photo**...is that Lucrecia?? Jeez...that's no suit...that's an eye patch...
Vincent: What?!
All: **sweatdrop**....
AS: **puts picture back in bag**....enough of that...
Cloud: I guess vampire-boy has hormones after all...
Vincent: Hmph.
Vivi:....but where are my marshmellows??
Zidane: **mouth full**..whi marjuos???
Vivi: MY MARSHMELLOWS!
Kinneas: Be right back. *winks at Sephiroth and walks out*
AS: **watches her go**..hehe....**whips out a piece of paper and writes on it, places it on Sephiroth's forehead**....my e-mail...
Kinneas: Back.
AS: **sees her** oops!! **takes it back**
Sephiroth: Mmmf....
AS: Umm....
AS: What possessed you to steal these guys in the beginning??
Kinneas: *points to shirtless and shivering Sephiroth* They're cute and I have a twisted sense of humor.
AS: Ahh...good to see I'm not alone on that point....**grins at the shirtless Sephiroth*....But I like my muses...**points to Zidane and Vivi...** though I have to hire help to keep them in line sometimes...
Kinneas: I loved FF9, but 7 has Reno, Rufus, Zack, Vincent, Cloud, and Sephiroth ^_^
AS: .....but Vivi beats them in just absolute adorable-ness...
Kinneas: True, true. And as you can see if you read my angst, I have a love for the storyline of FFVII.
AS: but FF7 beats FF9 in drop your-your-jaws-hot-looking-tight-assed-Adonis-looking Bishonen...
Kinneas: lol
AS: . well, it's true....**takes out feather**....wanna bet I can make Sephiroth laugh??
Kinneas: Yep!
Sephiroth: MMMF!
AS: okay....**walks to Sephiroth**...tickle tickle tickle...**waves feather under his chin**
Sephiroth: *glares and starts to laugh as much as a gagged guy can*
Sephiroth: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
AS: Hehehe......so you can laugh?? **tickles his bare abs..**drool**
Sephiroth: *laughs and glares*
AS: Hehe....can I try to others??
Kinneas: Sure!!!!
AS: **snaps fingers and all the guys are shirtless**....**DROOL!!**
All: AAH!
AS: **gives Kinneas a feather**...wanna try too??
Kinneas: *looks over at Vincent *drool** He'll be a challenge...
AS: Hmm...I like challenges...**waves her own feather**...shall we?..Wanna join Kat??
Kinneas: ^_^
Kat: !!!!
Kat: NO! You're going to be mean!!
AS: **waves feather duster...made of what looks like Chocobo feathers...** I got plenty of them!! Awww....come on....have some fun...
Kinneas: Yeah! *tickles Vincent with the feather duster* It's fun!
Vincent: ST-*duct tape appears on his mouth*
AS: **tickles Zack in his underarms**...come on...now laugh!!
Zack: *Laughs insanely*
AS: **glances at Reno**....Turkey....be ready to laugh...
Reno: I'm not getting paid enough for this!!
Kinneas: TAPE TIME *snaps fingers and tape appears on all of their mouths*
AS: **tickles him**.....Like I care....now laugh Turkey!!!
Reno: Mmmf!
AS: **looks at Rufus**...okay Mr. High and Mighty......your turn..
Rufus:...I can pay you money...
Rufus: *gets slapped with tape*
AS: *takes off tape*
Rufus:...**looks pale as Arcadia closes in**......hehe...HEY!! I got an idea!
AS: **snaps fingers and feathers fly from the duster and position themselves before each guy** Why do one at a time?? All of them at once...
All: MMMMMMMF!
AS: **snaps fingers and the feathers go to work** Ahh..this is entertainment.....**Three chairs appear, and popcorn in Arcadia's hands. She sits down in one**...take a seat...**offers the popcorn**...want some?
Kinneas: Thanks! *sits and watches bishonens laugh insanely* Nah.. just ate pizza.
AS: Okay then **watches as she pops Chocolate-covered popcorn in her mouth**.......hmmm....should we increase the torture??
Kinneas: Sure!
AS: **parkas wrap around them as all three Shivas, from each FF, appear and start casting Diamond Dust on the guys**...
Kinneas: Ooh.... *watches Cloud, Sephiroth, and Vincent shiver*
AS: Hehe....**watches as they alternate between laughing and shivering**
Kinneas: Okay no more diamond dust... they'll get pneumonia.
AS: alright...call it a night girls!!
**the three Shiva's disappear**
Kinneas: *takes tape off of everyone's mouth but Sephiroth and Kuja*
Cloud: Oh... my... God...
AS: What??
Vincent, looking traumatized: .....
Reno: COLD!!!!
Sephiroth: *looks down his nose at the icicles that are hanging from the tip of his nose*
AS: Ya think they're cold??
Kinneas: Yep...*throws a blanket on them*
Sephiroth:...nose....I can't feel my nose.....
Kinneas: *sits between shirtless Vincent and Sephiroth* Well... Umm... Fire 1!
Vincent and Sephiroth immediately become considerately warmer.
(A/N: Yes, it is quite weird. Get over it. If you want to be inserted, email me. ^_^)
Arcadia Silver appears in the LJ...
AS: So Kinneas, played the clarinet lately?
Kinneas: Yep!
Sephiroth: And we have to sit here and watch her.
Kinneas: Oh shut up.
Vivi: I don't care...as long as she stays away from the sugar...
Zidane: yeah...Arcadia on a sugar rush..**cringes**
Vincent: _
AS: Oh please...I remember when you found my kool-aid clumps...I never saw my dog again...and the next door neighbors are convinced that both of you are from some obscure mid-eastern country...
Zidane: ...this coming from someone who played the entire Linkin Park CD at three AM .....on a SUNDAY NIGHT!!!
Cloud: Kinneas did that before!!!!
Zack: Right now she's listening to Mystikal on top volume
Sephiroth: Make the incessant noise STOP!
Vivi: And that time she tortured us with **cringes**....POP MUSIC!!!
All: Ewwwwwww
Vivi: Make them stop...please...I can't stand NSYNC!!! AHHH!!!! ***flames the band from Hades with a well aimed Flare**.......oops....
AS: **glomps Vivi *** Thank you!!!
Zidane:.........She hates NSYNC......can't you tell??
Kinneas: Yep.
Sephiroth: My hatred for them is worse than the failure.
Cloud: I am NOT a failure!
Zidane:.....haha!! Did anyone tell you that you look like Kuja??
Kuja: **walks in ** What?? Who called my name?? I'm busy trying to spilt the Genome genome.....
Sephiroth: Hmph. Kuja just looks like ME. I came first.
Kuja:...**glares at Sephiroth**...hardly...when I attacked the Crystal...I became aware of the history of the universe...I came thousands of years before you....
Kuja:....and MUCH better looking...
AS: **sweatdrop**...Kuja...go home....
Kuja: What??? It's true!!
AS: **brandishes broomstick handle**........leave.....now...before I take drastic measures...
Sephiroth: *shaking in his chains* KINNEAS! LET ME FREE SO I CAN MUTILATE HIM WITH A TACK!!!!!
Vivi:.....he yells like Steiner....
Zidane:...no, Steiner has a much higher pitched voice...
Sephiroth: *growls*
Vivi:...I've heard Dagger make that sound...on her....what is it again??
Zidane:...later Vivi....
All: Ew.
Kinneas: *looks up* Riiiiight... *goes back to AS's Eminem parody*
Kuja: Heh...this clone of me is obviously inferior...he can't even break simple metal bonds..... **shrugs**...what do I expect? I'm perfect....
Zidane: **gag**....
Kinneas: They're my unbreakable chains. Wanna see if YOU can break them?
Kuja:.....**looks at Kinneas**..........
AS: Please do....I can't keep him away from my account....
Zidane:...and if he lays another hand of Dagger.....**growls**
Kinneas: YAY! *chains appear on Kuja's hand as he's thrown onto the end of the line with Sephiroth*
Kuja: NO!
Sephiroth: Did you HAVE to put him near me??
AS: **shakes Kinneas's hand**...thank you....maybe I'll have some peace around my account...
Kinneas: Sorry... I don't want him next to Reno. Casey'll get pissed.
Sephiroth:.....gee...don't want to upset Mrs. Casey now do we??
Kinneas: Nope. She has a Flute of Death.
AS: May I suggest something??
Kinneas: And what would that be?
AS: Watch....**snaps fingers as a piece of HTML-Duck Tape appears over both Kuja and Sephiroth's mouths**
Sephiroth and Kuja: = x
Kinneas: Duct tape always fixes everything
Sephiroth: *kicks Kuja* Mmmmf!
Kinneas: Be good or I'll take your armor...
AS: yeah......I'll take your Maybelline, Kuja ....
Arcadia Silver (Smells Like Teen Spirit) says:
Kuja: O.O.....
Kinneas: You know what? I'll do that anyway! *walks over to petrified Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: N-no!!!
AS: **grins in amusement**
Kinneas: *yanks off his armor, leaving him shirtless* Now you can be cold and hot at the same time!
Zidane: poor guy......I feel sorry for him....sort of...
Vivi:...No where did I put hose??
AS: What are you doing??
Sephiroth: Leave me alone... *shivers*
Vivi:...my marshmellows....I'm hungry....now where are they?? **Reaches into bag...throws out the following...cell phone...High Mage Staff......leather hat....**
Sephiroth: *backs against the wall* Help me!
Vivi: **old Chinese take out box.....bag of gummy worms....another cell phone...**
Kat walks in...
Sephiroth: Kat! Help me!
Vivi: **toy piano.......metal bucket.....paint brush........world map...small dagger.....**
Kat: AAH, YOURE RAIDING HIM NOW!?
Vivi: **blueberry pie.....kitchen sink.......the faucet to the kitchen sink......**
Kat: LEAVE SEPHIROTH ALONE!!!!!
Kinneas: Vivi's just looking for something in his bag.
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Vivi: ..now I know I put some marshmellows somewhere...
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: NO
Kat: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
Sephiroth: Mmmmf!
Vivi: **ear plugs......swimsuit.....picture of Tifa and Aeris in swimsuits....** Man...I remember that summer...**hugs photo and puts it back.**
Reno:....Lockheart??...let me see!
Cloud: Me too...!
Rufus: Ooh!
Sephiroth: Mmmmf....
Zack: Aeris???....ohh...gimme...
AS: **snaps fingers and Sephiroth's tape is gone...but Kuja is still taped**
Sephiroth: LET ME GO! LET ME GO NOW! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T I'LL---*tape reappears*
Sephiroth: MMMF!
Cloud:......Tifa.....Aeris....suits....when did this happen??
Vivi:.....summer vacation....Acapulco.....
Vincent: Moving along...
AS: Vivi, please put the photo back.......**picks up photo**...is that Lucrecia?? Jeez...that's no suit...that's an eye patch...
Vincent: What?!
All: **sweatdrop**....
AS: **puts picture back in bag**....enough of that...
Cloud: I guess vampire-boy has hormones after all...
Vincent: Hmph.
Vivi:....but where are my marshmellows??
Zidane: **mouth full**..whi marjuos???
Vivi: MY MARSHMELLOWS!
Kinneas: Be right back. *winks at Sephiroth and walks out*
AS: **watches her go**..hehe....**whips out a piece of paper and writes on it, places it on Sephiroth's forehead**....my e-mail...
Kinneas: Back.
AS: **sees her** oops!! **takes it back**
Sephiroth: Mmmf....
AS: Umm....
AS: What possessed you to steal these guys in the beginning??
Kinneas: *points to shirtless and shivering Sephiroth* They're cute and I have a twisted sense of humor.
AS: Ahh...good to see I'm not alone on that point....**grins at the shirtless Sephiroth*....But I like my muses...**points to Zidane and Vivi...** though I have to hire help to keep them in line sometimes...
Kinneas: I loved FF9, but 7 has Reno, Rufus, Zack, Vincent, Cloud, and Sephiroth ^_^
AS: .....but Vivi beats them in just absolute adorable-ness...
Kinneas: True, true. And as you can see if you read my angst, I have a love for the storyline of FFVII.
AS: but FF7 beats FF9 in drop your-your-jaws-hot-looking-tight-assed-Adonis-looking Bishonen...
Kinneas: lol
AS: . well, it's true....**takes out feather**....wanna bet I can make Sephiroth laugh??
Kinneas: Yep!
Sephiroth: MMMF!
AS: okay....**walks to Sephiroth**...tickle tickle tickle...**waves feather under his chin**
Sephiroth: *glares and starts to laugh as much as a gagged guy can*
Sephiroth: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
AS: Hehehe......so you can laugh?? **tickles his bare abs..**drool**
Sephiroth: *laughs and glares*
AS: Hehe....can I try to others??
Kinneas: Sure!!!!
AS: **snaps fingers and all the guys are shirtless**....**DROOL!!**
All: AAH!
AS: **gives Kinneas a feather**...wanna try too??
Kinneas: *looks over at Vincent *drool** He'll be a challenge...
AS: Hmm...I like challenges...**waves her own feather**...shall we?..Wanna join Kat??
Kinneas: ^_^
Kat: !!!!
Kat: NO! You're going to be mean!!
AS: **waves feather duster...made of what looks like Chocobo feathers...** I got plenty of them!! Awww....come on....have some fun...
Kinneas: Yeah! *tickles Vincent with the feather duster* It's fun!
Vincent: ST-*duct tape appears on his mouth*
AS: **tickles Zack in his underarms**...come on...now laugh!!
Zack: *Laughs insanely*
AS: **glances at Reno**....Turkey....be ready to laugh...
Reno: I'm not getting paid enough for this!!
Kinneas: TAPE TIME *snaps fingers and tape appears on all of their mouths*
AS: **tickles him**.....Like I care....now laugh Turkey!!!
Reno: Mmmf!
AS: **looks at Rufus**...okay Mr. High and Mighty......your turn..
Rufus:...I can pay you money...
Rufus: *gets slapped with tape*
AS: *takes off tape*
Rufus:...**looks pale as Arcadia closes in**......hehe...HEY!! I got an idea!
AS: **snaps fingers and feathers fly from the duster and position themselves before each guy** Why do one at a time?? All of them at once...
All: MMMMMMMF!
AS: **snaps fingers and the feathers go to work** Ahh..this is entertainment.....**Three chairs appear, and popcorn in Arcadia's hands. She sits down in one**...take a seat...**offers the popcorn**...want some?
Kinneas: Thanks! *sits and watches bishonens laugh insanely* Nah.. just ate pizza.
AS: Okay then **watches as she pops Chocolate-covered popcorn in her mouth**.......hmmm....should we increase the torture??
Kinneas: Sure!
AS: **parkas wrap around them as all three Shivas, from each FF, appear and start casting Diamond Dust on the guys**...
Kinneas: Ooh.... *watches Cloud, Sephiroth, and Vincent shiver*
AS: Hehe....**watches as they alternate between laughing and shivering**
Kinneas: Okay no more diamond dust... they'll get pneumonia.
AS: alright...call it a night girls!!
**the three Shiva's disappear**
Kinneas: *takes tape off of everyone's mouth but Sephiroth and Kuja*
Cloud: Oh... my... God...
AS: What??
Vincent, looking traumatized: .....
Reno: COLD!!!!
Sephiroth: *looks down his nose at the icicles that are hanging from the tip of his nose*
AS: Ya think they're cold??
Kinneas: Yep...*throws a blanket on them*
Sephiroth:...nose....I can't feel my nose.....
Kinneas: *sits between shirtless Vincent and Sephiroth* Well... Umm... Fire 1!
Vincent and Sephiroth immediately become considerately warmer.
(A/N: Yes, it is quite weird. Get over it. If you want to be inserted, email me. ^_^)
