Two policemen and a detective stand in the cramped bathroom, watching as a pathologist tests the red smears on the wall. He runs them through the analyzer and turns to the three men watching him.
Pathologist: Well, I have to run some more tests, but this looks like a match.
The three men gave a collective sigh at this, though whether the sighs were of anxiety or relief could not be told. The pathologist continued to collect sample, putting them in tidy vials, and putting the vials in a ziplock baggie. He set the baggie inside his briefcase, which already held one other large baggie that appeared to be holding something bloody.
Detective: Well, this case is just like the other ones. Probably a serial killer. Never leaves a trace I can follow, and if he does leave a trace, some freak coincidence makes sure I can't use it.
Policeman 1: Well, we've gotta go back to the station and write this up. If ya come with us, I'll treatcha to breakfast.
The detective smiled wearily.
Detective: Let me guess...doughnuts?
Policeman 1: No...Egg McMuffins. You should come along, anyway.
Policeman 2: We can swap crazy killer stories. C'mon, it's Halloween!
The detective smiled again and agreed to this, and the group of four men made their way out of the bathroom (which was now encased with police "DO NOT CROSS" tape), down the hall, and through the main room. From the rafters, a figure even taller and skinnier than Johen watched them leave...
finis ~
Hee, hee, I think the "finis" makes this story look sophisticated. ^_^ Amethyst Soul gets extra credit points for guessing it was Johen! I thought no one would guess!
A few notes about my IZ character for any future fics (I guess IZ-me has officially made it to the ranks of "fancharacter"):
-she appears both in 'on the show' fics and 'behind the scene fics' -like this one
-she lives in Dib and Zim's town, but she is far enough away to be in a different school district
-she is to ghosts/demons/possession/mythology as Dib is to aliens/UFOs/nanoships/technology
-they both are equally obsessed about Bigfoot, and join the annual Swollen Eyeballs Bigfoot Hunt every year
-she is not romantically interested in Dib, but she is good friends with him (HEAR THAT, LADIES [and in some cases, men]? HE'S STILL YOURS FOR THE TAKING!!)
-she normally wears black jeans, black shoes (or boots), a black shirt, and a black leather jacket on cold days. She always wears her silver Celtic Cross (like the real me) over her black clothes. Occasionally, though, she gets fed up with all the black and wears nothing but tie-dyed clothes for several days.
-she is older than Dib, but not even Dib is sure how much older; depending on her many disguises she has convinced people she is anywhere from between 12 to 20.
-she knows that Zim is an alien, but assumes that Dib will take care of it, and so is not really much help Zim-wise. She is much more interested in the possible triangulation of the Bermuda triangle with the eighth demon gate, which will open a door to the netherworld on the Festival of the Pine Hags and which she must block or else all humanity will be DOOMED!!! Dib refuses to help her on this quest, believing that Zim is more of a threat. They will both, however, drop what they are doing to save the other's butt when they get in too much trouble on their separate quests.
-she likes chocolate-peanutbutter brainfreezys
As I have said many, many, many, many times before, PUT ME IN YOUR FICS! I like reading about myself! If you don't wanna put me in your fics, oh, well, at least I tried. You can at least write a review to heal my broken spirit! ^_^ Oh, yeah...lesse... I don't own Johen Vasquez or any of his creations, EggMcMuffins, KidK, chocolate-peanutbutter brainfreezys, Halloween, doughnuts (although I wish I did, I'm hungry), Bigfoot, chupabacras, ziplock, the Blair Witch, police DO NOT CROSS tape, Christmas musicals, or a self-reloading ectoplasmic relocator. *sigh* I could really use one of those...
Well *sniff* this fic is officially done. I had a lot of fun writing it. Sorry it took so long to finish the last two chapters, but fanfiction.net (which I also do not own) went crazy the last couple of days, if you haven't noticed.
