You know you're too into Cowboy Bebop too much when...
By Allan North
1. You put a gold chain on an overcoat and walk around muttering about the Van being a bunch of "damned corpses".
2. You begin thinking how attractive Ed would be if she were just a bit older.
3. You find yourself walking down halls chanting "Exploration, experimentation, exploration, exclamation!"
4. Everytime any TV show goes to a commercial, you find yourself saying, "Shucks, Howdy! It's time for a commercial!"
5. You have accepted the fact that Judy's coat will simply never fall open.
6. You have accepted the fact that Faye's yellow outfit will never fall open, either.
7. You begin cooking bell peppers and beef with no beef.
8. You name your dog Ein.
9. You name your computer Tomato.
10. You create a custom cursor that looks just like Ed's smiley face.
11. Everytime you leave someplace, you say to yourself, "I think it's about time to blow this scene... get everybody and his stuff together... OK, 3, 2, 1, Let's Jam!"
12. Even after repeated viewings, you still hold your breath as Spike and Faye race toward the closing gate in "Gateway Shuffle".
13. You're torn between the prospect of a relationship between Spike and Faye and Spike's true love for Julia.
14. You get upset when Spike and Jet argue over Spike chasing Julia.
15. You look at the Spike lookalike in "Honky Tonk Women" and wonder just how on Earth Faye mistook him for Spike.
16. You still are left gaping at the end of "Toys in the Attic" saying, "They can't be dead..."
17. You can sing along with "The Real Folk Blues" in Japanese perfectly - and yet you've never visited Japan or studied the language.
18. You put on a pair of goggles and swear you can see cyberspace if you stare long enough.
19. You moan with dismay when the Swordfish II or the Redtail get damaged
20. You write lists with the title "You know you're too into Cowboy Bebop too much when..." LOL!
By Allan North
1. You put a gold chain on an overcoat and walk around muttering about the Van being a bunch of "damned corpses".
2. You begin thinking how attractive Ed would be if she were just a bit older.
3. You find yourself walking down halls chanting "Exploration, experimentation, exploration, exclamation!"
4. Everytime any TV show goes to a commercial, you find yourself saying, "Shucks, Howdy! It's time for a commercial!"
5. You have accepted the fact that Judy's coat will simply never fall open.
6. You have accepted the fact that Faye's yellow outfit will never fall open, either.
7. You begin cooking bell peppers and beef with no beef.
8. You name your dog Ein.
9. You name your computer Tomato.
10. You create a custom cursor that looks just like Ed's smiley face.
11. Everytime you leave someplace, you say to yourself, "I think it's about time to blow this scene... get everybody and his stuff together... OK, 3, 2, 1, Let's Jam!"
12. Even after repeated viewings, you still hold your breath as Spike and Faye race toward the closing gate in "Gateway Shuffle".
13. You're torn between the prospect of a relationship between Spike and Faye and Spike's true love for Julia.
14. You get upset when Spike and Jet argue over Spike chasing Julia.
15. You look at the Spike lookalike in "Honky Tonk Women" and wonder just how on Earth Faye mistook him for Spike.
16. You still are left gaping at the end of "Toys in the Attic" saying, "They can't be dead..."
17. You can sing along with "The Real Folk Blues" in Japanese perfectly - and yet you've never visited Japan or studied the language.
18. You put on a pair of goggles and swear you can see cyberspace if you stare long enough.
19. You moan with dismay when the Swordfish II or the Redtail get damaged
20. You write lists with the title "You know you're too into Cowboy Bebop too much when..." LOL!
