Super Akane and Ranma Lane
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thanks for the reviews. so here's my best try at adding some tenchi muyo in it. i'll probably add to this if you want me too. i know you'd just DIE to see the sequel to *this* chapter.
disclaimers: i don't own; ranma 1/2, tenchi muyo, wizard of oz, superman, beauty and the beast, superman, batman, and any other series/show i might have pulled into this twisted fic.
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". . . It was then she realized, there was no real fishie wishie, it was trick to just trap her!"
"MUAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the evIIIIIIl Mousse-Joker, "Yes, yes! I have finally captured you my pretty, and YOUR LITTLE PIG TOO!" Still laughing the evIIIIIl Mousse-Joker had nt realized that when Super Akane crashed through, she allowed water to enter.
And JUST like Ranma Lane, he too become someone... or something when splashed with cold water; a DUCK! "Quack! Quack! You have yet again come at my end Super Akane but indoubtably I shall come again! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! Quack!"
It was THEN that Super Akane realized what had happened to Ranma Lane or should we say Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo! Going as fast as she could she swam through the freezing water and found an UNDERWATER CITY!
There, as she came closer, she found a young man. "Hello. My name's Tenchi and I RULE THIS UNDERWATER CITY!" Terrified, Super Akane turned to leave as she heard voices, "TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCHI!" cried a female voive. IT WAS NEO QUEEN RANMA OF CRYSTAL TENDO DOJO!
'Oh no,' though Super Akane, 'Ranma Lane has become hypnotized by this uhm, guy!' She dashed to Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo, held her tight, and pationatly kissed her on the lips.
She held him (Super Akane is a 'he') tight and at that moment! Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo became PRINCE RANMA OF EARTH! And of course, Super Akane became a homely tomboy.
Prince Ranma, now disgustingly in love with the girl/boy? that saved him from this curse told him/her?, "Let's get married! Okay, sweet dumpling, sugar muffin, baked beans, honey pie?"
She/he? blushed and replied, "Sure oh Great Prince Ranma of Earth! You got me out of the spell that said I was entitled to be a boy forver because I forgot to feed P-chan a carrot!"
They had a big wedding and stuff! But the real truth to this story, n o b o d y _ E V E R _ f o u n d _ o u t _ w h a t _ h a p p e n ed _ a t _ t h e i r _ h o n e y m o o n. . .
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oooooooh, creepy. well, if you want more, say so. sorry this wasn't as funny. for you 5th graders, homely means ugly. but that's not my real opinion on MANGA akane. i personally hate the anime. period.
THE END?
-Umi H
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thanks for the reviews. so here's my best try at adding some tenchi muyo in it. i'll probably add to this if you want me too. i know you'd just DIE to see the sequel to *this* chapter.
disclaimers: i don't own; ranma 1/2, tenchi muyo, wizard of oz, superman, beauty and the beast, superman, batman, and any other series/show i might have pulled into this twisted fic.
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". . . It was then she realized, there was no real fishie wishie, it was trick to just trap her!"
"MUAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the evIIIIIIl Mousse-Joker, "Yes, yes! I have finally captured you my pretty, and YOUR LITTLE PIG TOO!" Still laughing the evIIIIIl Mousse-Joker had nt realized that when Super Akane crashed through, she allowed water to enter.
And JUST like Ranma Lane, he too become someone... or something when splashed with cold water; a DUCK! "Quack! Quack! You have yet again come at my end Super Akane but indoubtably I shall come again! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! Quack!"
It was THEN that Super Akane realized what had happened to Ranma Lane or should we say Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo! Going as fast as she could she swam through the freezing water and found an UNDERWATER CITY!
There, as she came closer, she found a young man. "Hello. My name's Tenchi and I RULE THIS UNDERWATER CITY!" Terrified, Super Akane turned to leave as she heard voices, "TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCHI!" cried a female voive. IT WAS NEO QUEEN RANMA OF CRYSTAL TENDO DOJO!
'Oh no,' though Super Akane, 'Ranma Lane has become hypnotized by this uhm, guy!' She dashed to Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo, held her tight, and pationatly kissed her on the lips.
She held him (Super Akane is a 'he') tight and at that moment! Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo became PRINCE RANMA OF EARTH! And of course, Super Akane became a homely tomboy.
Prince Ranma, now disgustingly in love with the girl/boy? that saved him from this curse told him/her?, "Let's get married! Okay, sweet dumpling, sugar muffin, baked beans, honey pie?"
She/he? blushed and replied, "Sure oh Great Prince Ranma of Earth! You got me out of the spell that said I was entitled to be a boy forver because I forgot to feed P-chan a carrot!"
They had a big wedding and stuff! But the real truth to this story, n o b o d y _ E V E R _ f o u n d _ o u t _ w h a t _ h a p p e n ed _ a t _ t h e i r _ h o n e y m o o n. . .
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oooooooh, creepy. well, if you want more, say so. sorry this wasn't as funny. for you 5th graders, homely means ugly. but that's not my real opinion on MANGA akane. i personally hate the anime. period.
THE END?
-Umi H
