Chapter 2: The Training Begins
After Skool...
Zim turned to Kalah. "So Kalah..... Can I really trust you to be a loyal ally of the Irken Empire?" he said narrowing his eyes at her.
She nodded and said "I will."
Zim grinned. "Good, but I must warn you.... Now pay attention!".
Kalah waited for his reply, "Another human by the name of Dib knows my secret... and he always manages to screw up my plans!! Your part is simple, you will be expected to help me with my plans to conquer the earth and help GIR protect the base. Understand?".
Kalah nodded and replied "Dont worry.... I wont let you down."
Zim turned his back to her. "Very Good.."
But just as he was about to walk away Kalah said " But who's GIR?..."
Zim stopped and turned back to her.
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Zim walked up the little pathway to his "house", with Kalah following from behind. When they reached the front doorstep, the door opened and there stood Zim's little idiotic robot, GIR. "Hello!" he said waving in a hyperactive voice (as usual).
Zim shouted "GIR!"
GIR looked up at Zim. "Yes Master?"
He looked behind Zim and saw Kalah. "Oooooo! Whos dat?"
Zim stepped aside. "This is Kalah."
She looked at GIR. "Hi..."
"She is going to be helping us with our mission GIR." Zim finished.
"Yay!!" GIR yelled jumping up and down.
Kalah raised an eyebrow and turned to Zim. He let out a frustrated sigh. "Don't mind him... he's an idiot..."
He walked past GIR into the house, and Kalah followed, with GIR skipping happily behind them and shutting the door after them. But little did they know...they were all being watched...
Kalah walked around. "This is your base?" she asked, as she peered around the room.
Zim turned and nodded at her question. "Looks kinda small if you ask me." she said.
Zim crossed his arms. "It only seems that way."
"Oh." she said, looking around more . "So what do I get out of all this?"
She looked over at GIR watching the Angry Monkey Show on the TV. "Hmmm....." he thought for a moment, Kalah crossed her arms waiting for his reply. "I guess you could be my partner..... and maybe I'll ask the Tallest to let you become a soldier."
"Ok..." she said as her eyes widened. "Who may I ask are the Tallest?"
Zim gasped and said "They are the all mighty rulers of the Irken Empire!!"
She grinned. "Cool..."
Kalah peered over at Zim who was walking over to the toilet against the wall. "That's an interesting place to put a toilet Zim..." she said looking at him strangely.
Zim stepped in front of the toilet and said "Its not a toilet Kalah...its the elevator that leads to my lab." She walked over to him as he stood on it.
"Im going down to the lab Kalah...do not let anyone in!"
She nodded an OK. Zim nodded back and said "And make sure GIR doesn't get into trouble either..." He pulled the little lever thingy hanging next to him.
Kalah watched him descend and disappear into the toilet. She walked over to the couch and sat next to GIR who was still watching TV. Kalah turned to GIR and watched him sit there doing nothing but watching the screen, "Is this what you do all day?" she asked, watching him stare mindlessly at screen.
GIR turned to her and said "Yes!" and he went back to watching. She just shrugged and was about to slip off the couch to look for something to eat, when the alarm went off. "Ack!" she exclaimed as she fell off the couch.
Zim came back up through the elevator/toilet and hopped down from it. "I didn't do it!" Kalah said.
Zim looked over at her. "Its just the intruder alarm system".
"Oh... I knew that" she said as she got up.
Zim sighed and said "Kalah, go see what it is..." he said pointing to the door,
"Kay..." she said walking over to it.
She opened the door and looked around, she heard a rustling noise coming from a really fake looking bush with a pair of round eyes looking at her.
"You have got to be kidding me...." she said as she looked at the so called "bush" staring back at her. When she turned around, it got up and started moving toward her. When she looked back, it stopped, and she eyed it for a while. Zim walked up behind her. "What is it?"
She turned to him. "There's a bush with eyes walking around the lawn."
Zim chuckled and said "Another one of Dibs failed attempts on spying."
He walked past her and shouted "Gnomes! Capture The Bush!!" And with that, two of the lawn nomes chased after the bush and captured it. The gnomes then ripped the bush to pieces reveling Dib. "Nice try Dib," Zim said, standing over Dib. "I laugh at your pitiful attempts, so I will! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!".
Dib struggled to break free from the gnomes' hold, "I'll find a way to prove who you really are Zim!!!!".
Zim laughed evilly and said "Thats where you're wrong Dib!"
"Huh?" Dib questioned as Zim approaches him.
"I want you to meet Kalah...". Kalah walked out from behind Zim and stood next to him. "Shes my new... partner.." he said grinning.
Dib's eyes widened as he stared at Kalah, little hearts started comming out of his head, popping in midair. Kalah raised an eyebrow and backed away from him a bit, then Zim closed in on him.
"Lets do experiments on him!" Kalah said as she walked with Zim, who was dragging a tied up, love struck Dib into the house.....
Has Dib fallen for the enemy? Will this be the end of him? Find out in the next chapter of : The Newest Recruit!!
GIR: Yaaaaayy! ^-^
After Skool...
Zim turned to Kalah. "So Kalah..... Can I really trust you to be a loyal ally of the Irken Empire?" he said narrowing his eyes at her.
She nodded and said "I will."
Zim grinned. "Good, but I must warn you.... Now pay attention!".
Kalah waited for his reply, "Another human by the name of Dib knows my secret... and he always manages to screw up my plans!! Your part is simple, you will be expected to help me with my plans to conquer the earth and help GIR protect the base. Understand?".
Kalah nodded and replied "Dont worry.... I wont let you down."
Zim turned his back to her. "Very Good.."
But just as he was about to walk away Kalah said " But who's GIR?..."
Zim stopped and turned back to her.
-----
Zim walked up the little pathway to his "house", with Kalah following from behind. When they reached the front doorstep, the door opened and there stood Zim's little idiotic robot, GIR. "Hello!" he said waving in a hyperactive voice (as usual).
Zim shouted "GIR!"
GIR looked up at Zim. "Yes Master?"
He looked behind Zim and saw Kalah. "Oooooo! Whos dat?"
Zim stepped aside. "This is Kalah."
She looked at GIR. "Hi..."
"She is going to be helping us with our mission GIR." Zim finished.
"Yay!!" GIR yelled jumping up and down.
Kalah raised an eyebrow and turned to Zim. He let out a frustrated sigh. "Don't mind him... he's an idiot..."
He walked past GIR into the house, and Kalah followed, with GIR skipping happily behind them and shutting the door after them. But little did they know...they were all being watched...
Kalah walked around. "This is your base?" she asked, as she peered around the room.
Zim turned and nodded at her question. "Looks kinda small if you ask me." she said.
Zim crossed his arms. "It only seems that way."
"Oh." she said, looking around more . "So what do I get out of all this?"
She looked over at GIR watching the Angry Monkey Show on the TV. "Hmmm....." he thought for a moment, Kalah crossed her arms waiting for his reply. "I guess you could be my partner..... and maybe I'll ask the Tallest to let you become a soldier."
"Ok..." she said as her eyes widened. "Who may I ask are the Tallest?"
Zim gasped and said "They are the all mighty rulers of the Irken Empire!!"
She grinned. "Cool..."
Kalah peered over at Zim who was walking over to the toilet against the wall. "That's an interesting place to put a toilet Zim..." she said looking at him strangely.
Zim stepped in front of the toilet and said "Its not a toilet Kalah...its the elevator that leads to my lab." She walked over to him as he stood on it.
"Im going down to the lab Kalah...do not let anyone in!"
She nodded an OK. Zim nodded back and said "And make sure GIR doesn't get into trouble either..." He pulled the little lever thingy hanging next to him.
Kalah watched him descend and disappear into the toilet. She walked over to the couch and sat next to GIR who was still watching TV. Kalah turned to GIR and watched him sit there doing nothing but watching the screen, "Is this what you do all day?" she asked, watching him stare mindlessly at screen.
GIR turned to her and said "Yes!" and he went back to watching. She just shrugged and was about to slip off the couch to look for something to eat, when the alarm went off. "Ack!" she exclaimed as she fell off the couch.
Zim came back up through the elevator/toilet and hopped down from it. "I didn't do it!" Kalah said.
Zim looked over at her. "Its just the intruder alarm system".
"Oh... I knew that" she said as she got up.
Zim sighed and said "Kalah, go see what it is..." he said pointing to the door,
"Kay..." she said walking over to it.
She opened the door and looked around, she heard a rustling noise coming from a really fake looking bush with a pair of round eyes looking at her.
"You have got to be kidding me...." she said as she looked at the so called "bush" staring back at her. When she turned around, it got up and started moving toward her. When she looked back, it stopped, and she eyed it for a while. Zim walked up behind her. "What is it?"
She turned to him. "There's a bush with eyes walking around the lawn."
Zim chuckled and said "Another one of Dibs failed attempts on spying."
He walked past her and shouted "Gnomes! Capture The Bush!!" And with that, two of the lawn nomes chased after the bush and captured it. The gnomes then ripped the bush to pieces reveling Dib. "Nice try Dib," Zim said, standing over Dib. "I laugh at your pitiful attempts, so I will! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!".
Dib struggled to break free from the gnomes' hold, "I'll find a way to prove who you really are Zim!!!!".
Zim laughed evilly and said "Thats where you're wrong Dib!"
"Huh?" Dib questioned as Zim approaches him.
"I want you to meet Kalah...". Kalah walked out from behind Zim and stood next to him. "Shes my new... partner.." he said grinning.
Dib's eyes widened as he stared at Kalah, little hearts started comming out of his head, popping in midair. Kalah raised an eyebrow and backed away from him a bit, then Zim closed in on him.
"Lets do experiments on him!" Kalah said as she walked with Zim, who was dragging a tied up, love struck Dib into the house.....
Has Dib fallen for the enemy? Will this be the end of him? Find out in the next chapter of : The Newest Recruit!!
GIR: Yaaaaayy! ^-^
