Star Wars in a Hat

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-=This was an English assignment to write a parody to Casey at the Bat, so I obviously had to use Star Wars! I kinda liked it, so I posted it :-D This is the first thing I've submitted, so pls review! What you think? I know a lot of it doesn't quite fit, but bear with me here ;D =-

Star Wars in a Hat

by Catherine Fritz

The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Rebel Alliance that day,

There wasn't much that they could do if that pesky shield did stay.

They kept an eye out on the screen to see when that Star would come around

And then sent out an able team to do work on the ground.

They met the ewoks and together got the nerve to take on the Imperial Walkers.

Some had to stay at home and watch like furry little stalkers.

They thought, if only Luke could but get a whack at that,

They'd be out of this mess in no time, but they kept on going and never sat.

But good old Luke was up in the Death Star, fighting for everyone's sake.

He wasn't getting very far 'cause his saber he should not take.

So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,

For there seemed little chance Luke would ever get out of that.

But Han got in the shield room to the wonderment of them all.

And Chewy, the walking carpet, into a Walker he did crawl.

And when the dust had lifted and they saw what had occurred,

There were hundreds of white storm troopers waiting round the curb.

Then from the saddened multitude went up a forceful yell,

It bounced from the windows and rattled the metal.

It struck upon the empty space and recoiled upon the shacks,

For Luke, mighty Luke, got mad and grabbed his saber back.

There was aggression in Luke's manner as he faced his dreadful fate,

Lord Sidious was ever smiling; he could see his flowing hate.

Right then Luke struck out at Lord Vader to cripple him at that,

But Vader put up a good fight and commented, "Jabba is quite fat."

Sidious's eyes were on them as they battled to the death,

His old eyes applauded as he heard Darth Vader's breath,

But then his smile turned to a frown as he saw him start to return.

He then was lifted off his feet and was thrown to crash and burn.

They got the shield down on the ground and now the stage was set,

The attack against the Death Star General Ackabar now would let.

The ships got into attack position and then proceeded inside,

The control room gave their orders, but held their breath with pride.

And now the evil emperor is dead as poo-doo cake,

The rebels had destroyed the Death Star! But hoped that Luke escaped.

They all returned to Yavin4 where Leia and Han forgot their fight,

They celebrated all night long; Luke had come back all right.

O somewhere in this favored land the suns are shining bright,

The cantinas are quite lively, and somewhere hearts are light.

And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout.

And in this galaxy far, far away, the Empire has died out.

Or so they thought…