Part II, can you not contian the pleasure? Well?? Can you?????

It's a zillion years in the future, and Zim has conquered the Earth...

"Butter my toast!" cried Gir. "Yes Master." said Zim, pouring CryingChild's brains on some bread. "Ha ha! Now I've got you Zim!" screamed Rebel Leader Dib, bursting into the room.

"Dib?" Cried Zim, "But you're a flying monkey!" "True dat." said Dib, clicking his heels together. "There's no place like home, there's no place like home."

The bell rung and it was a skool day in the non-Zim-ruled present. "Noooo! I was soooo close!" cried Zim. "Aww," said Gir, "It's not so bad." "Yeah I guess you're right." said Zim. "Good, now butter my toast!" said Gir.

Then Dib and Zim walked into the classroom.

"OH MY GAWD! ZIM IS AN ALIEN!" screamed all the skoolkids in terror. "No I'm not." said Zim. "Oh, okay then." screamed all the skoolkids in terror.

"BeefJerkyTime!" said Keef, pulling Jerky out of Dib's face. "OW!" said Dib. "Why must you eat my face?" "Want some Jerky Zim?" asked Keef, shoving 7,000 metric tons of Beef Jerky down Zim's throat. "No thanks," said Zim, "I'm a nun." Zim bowed his head and started praying that the madness would end. "Aw come on," said Keef, "The jerky teeeeeepmts you!" "Must... resist... jerky.... temtation!" cried Zim eating the jerky. Then Pepito appeared. "Hahaha! You cannot resist the evil jerky!" he said, exploding

Then they were in college.

"Hey Zim, if you and I hate each other so much, why did you go to the same college as me?" asked Dib. "Because I cannot hide my love for you any more!" cried Zim, throwing himself at Dib and making out with him. "Hey Zim," said Zim's professor, "why did you turn in this homework late?" "Because I cannot hide my love for you any more!" cried Zim, throwing himself at the proffesor and making out with her.

Then The Doctor and K-9 walked in. "I can feel it," said The Doctor, "There is some wrong that must be put right, some evil that--- OH MY GAWD! WHAT IS THIS???" he said, looking at Zim and the teacher who had become turtles. "This is so wrong, come on K-9, back to the TARDIS." "Wait!" said CryingChild, riding in on a yellow spork. "I loooove yooooou!" she chased after The Doctor. Then Jhonen Vasquez appeared. "Oh, screw him!" said CryingChild, turning to Jhonen, "I love you mooooooore!" She chased after Jhonen who threw buckets at her.


Will CryingChild catch Jhonen? Will Snuff-snuff ever find a way home? Find out it the next hooooooooorrible chapter!